Category Archives: Headlies

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HEADLIES — Conquistadors Continue Not Living Up to Their Name

8 Submitted by on Sat, 17 August 2013, 09:00
June 20th, 2013, Dumpwater, FL – WCNewz was on hand last night for an Indy Event, where the Tag Team known as Los Conquistadors continued not living up to their name. For more than a quarter of a century, multiple wrestlers have worn the gold bodysuit/mask combo, wrestling in losing efforts in Japan, New Zealand, Mexico, the US and other Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brooke Hogan Excited To Start Doing Whatever It Is She Actually Does

12 Submitted by on Sat, 17 August 2013, 08:30
Tampa Bay, FL – Following the news of her firing, TNA Knockouts Executive Brooke Hogan has stated that she is looking forward to her future projects. In a press conference, Hogan, real name Brooke Ellen Bollea, said, “This chapter in my life is closing, but I am looking forward to the next one. I have been blessed with a wildly Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Local Man Didn’t Realize How Much He Cared About Darren Young Until He Came Out

24 Submitted by on Thu, 15 August 2013, 13:57
  Glendale, AZ – After WWE superstar Darren Young admitted his homosexuality on Thursday, an outpouring of support has manifested, from fans and WWE personnel alike. Longtime fan Tom Bogerton, 32, of Delmore Street, was never particularly a fan of Young, or Young’s tag team, the Prime Time Players, until the stirring announcement. “I always just ignored his team, because Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Partners With Ancestry.com For New Website

12 Submitted by on Mon, 12 August 2013, 14:00
Provo, Utah – World Wresting Entertainment is proud to announce that have have partnered with Ancestry.com, the world’s largest for-profit genealogy company in world. “We here at WWE are absolutely thrilled to work with a company like Ancestry.com,” said Stephanie McMahon. “They are a well-established and respectable company. Plus their commercials are so cute and clever. The WWE Universe loves Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bo Dallas Is Standing Right Behind You

16 Submitted by on Mon, 05 August 2013, 09:00
Seriously, Right Behind You – Ok, don’t look, but NXT champion Bo Dallas is standing right behind you. Yeah, I have no idea why, but he’s like right there. No, he’s not doing anything, he’s just kind of standing there and staring. And breathing really hard. Ugh, this is so weird and creepy. Maybe if we ignore him, he’ll go Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bad Influence Live Up To Their Name, Corrupt Innocent TNA Talent

15 Submitted by on Sat, 27 July 2013, 09:00
Nashville, TN – The TNA tag team known as Bad Influence, consisting of Kazarian and Christopher Daniels, have been living up to their namesake and causing problems in the locker room. Though the two had been wrestling for several years in the company, it wasn’t until they officially joined forces that their habits and attitude started affecting others. “Kazarian and Continue Reading...
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Fan Wants TNA to Die Just Because He Likes Seeing Wrestlers Lose Their Jobs

15 Submitted by on Tue, 23 July 2013, 22:10
  Grand Rapids, MI – 27-year-old Sean Brethern was only fifteen when World Championship Wrestling went out of business, but he remembers it fondly. Now, the cart-retriever at Sam’s Club is hoping the same thing happens to Total Nonstop Action. “I have no idea why, but the idea of wrestlers losing their jobs excites my groin in ways that are Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Velvet McIntyre Reunites With Her Long-Lost Son Drew

10 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2013, 08:00
Vancouver, Canada – In a tearful reunion, former WWF female wrestler Velvet McIntyre reunited with her long-lost son, current WWE Superstar Drew McIntyre. Velvet is best known for wrestling barefoot (despite not being Samoan) and executing high-flying maneuvers in the WWF during the early 80′s. During a 1984 tour of Scotland with the WWF, Velvet had a brief affair with Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: Man Will “Never Forget” Reading About Chris Sabin’s World Title Win on Website

9 Submitted by on Fri, 19 July 2013, 13:28
  Altoona, PA – After a decade as a TNA superstar, Chris Sabin crowned his decorated run with a shocking upset win over Bully Ray to become TNA World Heavyweight Champion Thursday night. 26-year-old fan Cory Bockner will never forget the moment for as long as he lives. “I had just clicked onto a wrestling website that I frequent, and Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: Nitpicking Content of Wrestling Website Provides Local Man Distraction from Failed Blogging Career

0 Submitted by on Tue, 16 July 2013, 17:24
  Brooklyn, NY – Failed wrestling TV show reviewer Merv Studders is quite proud of his streak-extending thirty-fifth straight day of telling the staff at AllWorldWrestling.com how they could be doing better. The 32-year-old hack, who hasn’t updated his LiveJournal account in nearly seven years, is putting his limited written talents to use on the site’s comment boards, where he Continue Reading...
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