Green Shirt Guy Already At Wembley Stadium

Wrestling Superfan Green Shirt Guy attends AEW's All In at Wembley Stadium

London, UK – Well-known wrestling fan Green Shirt Guy is already at Wembley Stadium for AEW’s show, All In, despite the event not taking place for another four months.

The superfan, known for appearing in the front row for countless wrestling shows in a signature green shirt with a smiley face on it, settled into his seat at Wembley this weekend. Despite no card being announced or tickets being on sale, Green Shirt Guy made sure he wouldn’t miss the historic event.

“Frankly, we’re all a bit baffled,” said head of security Nathaniel Hammond. “Seems this here fellow just walked through the front gate, past all the guards, and set up on the floor. He’s got snacks, a sleeping bag, and a laptop. It looks like he’s in for the long haul.”

Officials at the stadium are unsure of how to proceed.

“We’re not really sure what to do,” lamented Wembley CEO Monroe Adam. “We politely asked the gentleman to move, but he declined. Now, we’ll be forced to ask him once or twice more. After that, we’re out of ideas.”

The stadium has several events planned from now until All In, including football matches, Harry Styles, and Blur. The grounds crew will do their best to work around Green Shirt Guy as best as possible.

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