About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: Tony Khan Tries To Court Sasha Banks

1 Submitted by on Mon, 23 May 2022, 08:00
Boston, MA – AEW President Tony Khan attempted to win over WWE Superstar Sasha Banks after she walked out of this week’s Monday Night Raw. Wearing his best button-down shirt, pressed khaki shorts, and tie, Khan went over his plan. “Okay, Big T. You can do this,” Khan told himself. “You’re great. You’re wonderful. Everybody likes you. Giver her the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Darby Allin’s Spine Asks For Release From Darby Allin

0 Submitted by on Mon, 16 May 2022, 08:00
Seattle, WA – AEW star Darby Allin’s spine made a surprise request to be released from Darby Allin. Following his match with Jeff Hardy on Dynamite which saw him land back-first onto a row of chairs, Allin’s spine is calling it quits. Citing years of physical misuse and neglect, the complex system of bones, muscles, and nerves has reportedly had Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “The Wizard” Chris Jericho Found Guilty Of Witchcraft

0 Submitted by on Mon, 09 May 2022, 08:00
Salem, MA – AEW Superstar Chris Jericho was found guilty of practicing witchcraft during a trial this past weekend. Judge John Hathorne V, a direct descendent of one of the justices from the Salem witch trials, presided over the case. “Mr. Jericho, you have been accused of practicing witchcraft,” announced Hathorne with a bang of his gavel. “Your dabbling in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jacksonville Jaguars Select Bray Wyatt No. 1 Overall in 2022 NFL Draft

1 Submitted by on Mon, 02 May 2022, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – The Jacksonville Jaguars shocked both the football and professional wrestling worlds Thursday night by selecting Bray Wyatt as the number 1 overall pick. The raucous crowd stood in silence as Wyatt spider-walked across the stage. Terrified, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell threw a Jaguars jersey at Wyatt and ran off stage. Shaking Shad Khan’s hand, Wyatt smiled Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Opens ‘Forbidden Door’ To IWA: Mid-South

2 Submitted by on Mon, 25 April 2022, 08:00
New Albany, IN – All Elite Wrestling has once again joined forces with another promotion for a joint pay-per-view. AEW president Tony Khan announced during a taping of AEW: Dark Elevation that his company would be joining forces with IWA: Mid-South. Formed in the mid-90’s by former ECW star Ian Rotten, IWA: Mid-South is best known as the early home Continue Reading...
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