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Headlies: House Of Black Goes On The Market

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 September 2022, 08:00

Amsterdam, Netherlands – AEW stable House Of Black have put their house up for sale. Following the departure of their leader Malakai Black and possible withdrawal of Buddy Matthews, the remaining members have decided to downsize. “It’s such a big space and it feels so empty without Malakai,” said Julia Hart. “Something smaller would be better for us.” “It may Continue Reading...

Headlies: Brother Midnight Tops PWI 500

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 September 2022, 08:00

Winnepeg, MB – The wrestling world was shocked this week when Pro Wrestling Illustrated released their top 500 wrestlers list with Brother Midnight taking the number one spot. The River City Wrestling legend, known for his style and jive-talking promos, beat out favorites Roman Reigns, Kazuchika Okada, CM Punk, and whoever is in Impact Wrestling. Although Midnight has not wrestled Continue Reading...

Headlies: AEW Launches Dynamite Underground

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 September 2022, 08:00

Jacksonville, FL – Building off the backstage altercations and drama, AEW has created their own fight club dubbed Dynamite Underground. Over the past few weeks, fights among the roster have spilled out into the public eye. Eddie Kingston and Sammy Guevarra had an altercation recently. Former Women’s champion Thunder Rosa has issues with both Britt Baker and Jamie Hayter. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Slight Breeze Busts Jon Moxley Open

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 September 2022, 08:00

Chicago, IL – Former AEW Champion Jon Moxley was busted open early this morning after a gentle wind hit his face. The injury follows Moxley’s brutal battle with CM Punk for the AEW championship last night at All Out. The epic conflict saw the two former WWE stars giving it their all, leaving both competitors beaten and exhausted. The bodily Continue Reading...

Headlies: Police Promise To Maybe Eventually Rescue The Miz

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 August 2022, 08:00

Toronto, ON – Local authorities have vowed to rescue WWE Superstar The Miz as long as they don’t have anything else going on and if they feel like it. The former WWE Champion and star of Miz & Mrs was very obviously kidnapped this past Monday by Dexter Lumis. Despite thousands of eyewitnesses and the abduction being caught with multiple Continue Reading...