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Headlies: Absolutely Nothing Happened This Week

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 June 2022, 08:00

New York, NY – For the first time in recent memory, nothing of interest happened in the world of professional wrestling. Despite multiple live shows in various promotions, it was just a boring week. Amazingly, the past seven days were totally unremarkable. No Superstars were unceremoniously released. There were no rumors of unhappy wrestlers threatening to jump to another company. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Cody Rhodes Learns US Healthcare System Is The Real “American Nightmare”

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 June 2022, 08:00

Cheval, FL – WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes has learned the hard way that the true “American Nightmare” is the United States healthcare system. Rhodes, who competed in a five-star main event against Seth Rollins while injured, underwent surgery this past weekend on a torn pectoral muscle. The surgery was a complete success and Rhodes is at home resting comfortably. Despite Continue Reading...

Headlies: PPV Delayed After Keys Are Locked Inside Hell In A Cell

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 June 2022, 08:00

Rosemont, IL – Last night’s WWE “special event” was delayed for over two hoursl after the keys to the Hell In A Cell were accidentally locked inside the cell. After setting up the ring and lowering the steel structure, two referees locked the cell door. All appeared to be well, until they stopped halfway up the ramp. Dread swept over Continue Reading...

Headlies: Hook Loses Danhausen In A Game Of Blackjack

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 May 2022, 08:00

Las Vegas, NV – After their match at Double Or Nothing, AEW star Hook gambled away his teammate Danhausen in a game of blackjack. The Diametrically Opposite Duo hit the blackjack table to celebrate their first pay-per-view match together. Or, more accurately, Hook went to play blackjack and Danhausen appeared from beneath the table. “Hit me. Hit me. Please hit Continue Reading...

Headlies: Tony Khan Tries To Court Sasha Banks

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 May 2022, 08:00

Boston, MA – AEW President Tony Khan attempted to win over WWE Superstar Sasha Banks after she walked out of this week’s Monday Night Raw. Wearing his best button-down shirt, pressed khaki shorts, and tie, Khan went over his plan. “Okay, Big T. You can do this,” Khan told himself. “You’re great. You’re wonderful. Everybody likes you. Giver her the Continue Reading...