About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

Recent Posts by Jordan Mishkin

Headlies: “Hi, I’m Mr. Brell. Welcome to Jockass!”

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 January 2022, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – The wrestling and media world were shocked today by the resurrection of the World Television Network, the miraculous return of head executive Tom Brell, and the announcement of the station’s new flagship show Jockass. “’Jockass’ is the future of television” stated Brell proudly in a press conference earlier today. “Equal parts professional wrestling and dummies hurting each Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Julia Hart Falls Off The Face Of The Earth

1 Submitted by on Mon, 03 January 2022, 08:00
Cambridge, MN – After a long and thorough investigation, AEW officials have determined that Julia Hart has fallen completely off the face of the earth. The bubbly cheerleader has not been seen on television since she was blinded by Malakai Black’s black mist. Despite a few scheduled tweets, the Varsity Blonds valet has not been heard from in weeks. “We’ve Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Yule Log Destroys Raw And Dynamite In The Ratings

1 Submitted by on Mon, 27 December 2021, 08:00
New York, NY – The revelation that the Yule log absolutely obliterated both Monday Night Raw and Wednesday Night Dynamite shocked the wrestling world and absolutely no one else. Despite running for 24 hours the entire week, ratings remained high, soundly defeating both wrestling programs. “The traditional burning log has been a Christmas-time television staple for years. It’s a built-in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Hook Named Time’s Person Of The Year

1 Submitted by on Mon, 20 December 2021, 08:00
Massapequa, NY – In a stunning reversal, Time Magazine has replaced Elon Musk as their Person Of The Year with AEW wrestler Hook. Last week, controversial Tesla and SpaceX head Elon Musk, was named Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year. Following several days of bad publicity, Time’s editorial board reconvened to consider a replacement. After several seconds of discussion, the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MJF Receives Traditional Long Island Welcome Home

0 Submitted by on Mon, 13 December 2021, 08:00
Long Island, NY – Hated AEW mainstay MJF returned home on this past week’s Dynamite and received a traditional Long Island welcome. The local people greeted MJF as he descended the stairs from his private jet at Long Island MacArthur Airport. MJF was met with open arms and extended middle fingers, as is to be expected by anyone entering Long Continue Reading...
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