About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: The Gobbledy Gooker Revealed As The Golden Egg Thief Mastermind

3 Submitted by on Mon, 29 November 2021, 08:00
Elmont, NY – Legendary wrestling turkey the Gobbledy Gooker was revealed this morning as the ring leader of the great Golden Egg theft of 2021. The extravagant Golden Egg, revealed at Survivor Series, went missing from Vince McMahon’s office during the annual event. A worldwide manhunt proved fruitless, until ska sleuth Sami Zayn uncovered Austin Theory as the culprit. Frustrated Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 52-Year Old Man The Sole Survivor Of Watching Survivor Series

2 Submitted by on Mon, 22 November 2021, 08:00
  Colorado Springs, CO – Alton Humboldt, 52-year old father of three, was the sole survivor of his family’s attempt to sit through all of Survivor Series. The Humboldts, longtime WWE fans, tried to endure the incredibly long event. After many hours of pre-show, main show, and post-show analysis, only Alton remained. “Y’know, it wasn’t easy,” said Alton, his eyes Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 48-Man Tag Team Match Announced For Dynamite

2 Submitted by on Mon, 15 November 2021, 08:00
Norfolk, VA – All Elite Wrestling has announced a gargantuan 48-man tag team match for this week’s episode of Dynamite. “Full Gear was a major success,” said Khan. “Incredible action, amazing athleticism, and storytelling ruled the night. Almost everything went off without a hitch. Unfortunately, we couldn’t do everything we want in such a limited time.” Despite running for four Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Releases Stephanie McMahon

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 November 2021, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Citing budget cuts, WWE officially released Chief Branding Officer Stephanie McMahon this past weekend. The surprise firing came directly on the heels on releases of rising stars such as Karrion Kross, Keith Lee, and Franky Monet. Initially, journalists and fans did not pick up on the release. The news went under the radar for several days until Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Dresses As Every AEW Wrestler For Halloween

0 Submitted by on Mon, 01 November 2021, 08:00
Odessa, FL – AEW star Chris Jericho spent yesterday’s Halloween trick or treating dressed as every AEW wrestler. The former AEW champion sported many of his fellow wrestlers’ signature looks while receiving candy from his neighbors. The turducken of Halloween costumes included Orange Cassidy’s sunglasses, MJF’s scarf, Cody’s neck tattoo, and hideous Young Bucks pants. Jericho also carried a large Continue Reading...
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