About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: The Dark Order Unveil Their New Tour Bus

1 Submitted by on Mon, 03 May 2021, 08:00
Roach Branch, FL – All Elite Wrestling stable The Dark Order revealed their new tour bus in a ribbon-cutting ceremony earlier today. Gathered behind a Casey’s General Store, The Dark Order unveiled their previously owned 1972 Winnebago. The dust-covered recreational vehicle has over 400,000 miles, squeaky brakes, and a leaking radiator. Many questioned while the stable purchased such a vehicle. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Garbage Bag Full Of Billie Kay’s Personal Items Sent To Wrong Address

5 Submitted by on Mon, 26 April 2021, 08:00
Sydney, FL – A garbage bag full of former WWE Superstar Billie Kay’s personal belongings was accidentally sent to a Sydney, Florida resident late last week. WWE recently came under fire after former wrestler Mickie James posted on social media about the billion-dollar company sending her personal items in a garbage bag. It appears that the same uncouth tactic was Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Awarded The Presidential Medal Of Freedom For Stunning Logan Paul

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 April 2021, 08:00
Washington, DC – WWE Superstar Kevin Owens was awarded the Presidential Medal Of Freedom this weekend in a ceremony at the White House. Officials noted Owens’ Stunner on Youtuber Logan Paul as the main reason for receiving the highest civilian award of the United States. Paul, most famous for being a ghoulish jerk and having an extremely punchable face, appeared Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Thrilled To Have Missed Wrestlemania

6 Submitted by on Mon, 12 April 2021, 08:00
Tuscaloosa, AL – Lifetime WWE fan Ronald Van Der Plunk was relieved to wake up Monday morning with the realization that he had completely missed Wrestlemania. Morning sunlight filled Van Der Plunk’s bedroom with a buttery glow. Birds happily chirped outside of his window as a gentle breeze roused him from his slumber. A warm sense of satisfaction filled his Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Midnight Rose And Stubby Open An Illegal Casino In Paradise

2 Submitted by on Mon, 05 April 2021, 08:00
  Topeka, KS – Wrestling legend Midnight Rose and lovable ragamuffin Stubby stumbled through the pearly gates. They shielded their eyes from the bright lights and surveyed the land. “Wow, look at this place, man,” said Midnight Rose. “Real swanky. Everything’s so clean and smells really nice. Can you believe the guy up front didn’t even check our IDs?” “Tell Continue Reading...
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