You may know Pawn Stars as your grandparents’ favorite show. Somebody brings in some junk to a Las Vegas pawn shop to a wacky cast of characters, an expert comes in to look at the piece to decide if it’s worth anything, and hilarity ensues. Like all reality television, it’s a big work.
This time around, a seller brings in a Kamala action figure looking to make $7500. Sadly, it’s a fake. Aw, shucks. Next time, just try sell it to Matt Cardona.
Hardcore wrestling legend and all-around madman Sabu passed this week. In his wake he left a trail of twisted barbed wire, broken tables, and bent chairs. His high-flying risk-taking style of wrestling left audiences in ECW, WCW, and WWE in awe and inspired a generation of wrestlers.
Leave it to Paul Heyman to cut a heck of a promo hawking a shirt that looks more like Kerry Von Erich than the the suicidal, homicidal, genocidal, death–defying maniac. You don’t even need to look at the shirt, just look at these highlights and order!
When ECW throws together a music video for The Sandman’s title reign, what kind of music would you expect? Metallica would make sense. Maybe The Chordettes? Heck, possibly even some Beach Boys to throw it back to his old surfer days.
Instead we get Sid Vicious’s cover of “My Way”. That’s weirdly perfect, isn’t it?
Seth Rollins took a break from fighting CM Punk and Roman Reigns to troll some Green Bay Packers fans at the 2025 NFL Draft. In full Peculiar Purple Pieman Of Porcupine Peak-style fashion, Rollins gives it to the Cheeseheads with his praise of their rival Chicago Bears. All that was missing was the Superbowl Shuffle and some red lighting.
Prior to Wrestlemania, Bron Breakker broke out the calculator and hit us with some wrestling arithmetic. Bron paid homage to his uncle Scott Steiner‘s famous Steiner Math, laying out his chances against Finn Balor, Dominik Mysterio, and Penta. The numbers don’t lie!
It’s Tax Day here. Hopefully, you’ve already counted all your dependents and diversified your portfolio.
Just in case you’re still working on gathering your receipts, IRS is here to give Coliseum Home Video watchers helpful tax tips. They’re actually kind of helpful! Thanks, Mr. Schyster! No one is going to garnish my celery now!