Prior to Wrestlemania, Bron Breakker broke out the calculator and hit us with some wrestling arithmetic. Bron paid homage to his uncle Scott Steiner‘s famous Steiner Math, laying out his chances against Finn Balor, Dominik Mysterio, and Penta. The numbers don’t lie!
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IRS Gives Us Tax Tips
It’s Tax Day here. Hopefully, you’ve already counted all your dependents and diversified your portfolio.
Just in case you’re still working on gathering your receipts, IRS is here to give Coliseum Home Video watchers helpful tax tips. They’re actually kind of helpful! Thanks, Mr. Schyster! No one is going to garnish my celery now!
Wrestlemania XV Rage Party
Experience the absolute insanity of professional wrestling in 1999 with the Wrestlemania XV Rage Party. A jam-packed room is going absolutely nuts for their favorite wrestlers, Isaac Hayes performing (sigh) “Salty Chocolate Balls”, Big Pun, and the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies. Also, Dweezil and Ahmed Zappa are there. If this were any more late 90’s, I’d have frosted tips and be wearing Jncos.
The whole thing is worth a watch so you can see Vince McMahon grooving to a South Park song. It’s quite the sight.
Like I said, absolute insanity worth of Wrestlemania XV.
The Outrunners Hype Up The Omaha Crowd
AEW tag team The Outrunners hyped up the live crowd in Nebraska with the Omaha Mavericks mascot Durango. The duo even hyped up the slightly confused team with a pre-game speech before their game against South Dakota.
The encouraging words of Truth Magnum and Turbo Floyd are enough to get anyone to run through a brick wall. Unfortunately for the Mavericks, running through a brick wall is not a requirement to win the NCAA basketball tournament and they eventually fell to St. John’s and were knocked out of the tournament.
Jushin Thunder Liger’s First Pitch
Wrestling legend Jushin Thunder Liger could do just about anything and that includes throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game. Unfortunately for Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters mascot Frep The Fox, Liger’s throw is a little too inside.
Tempers flare and the two colorful characters have an impromptu match, complete with chops and surfboards. It may not be Nolan Ryan vs Robin Ventura, but it’s still a good little scrap.
Jake The Snake Roberts Still Watches Wrestlecrap
Jake The Snake Roberts has previously suffered through some Wrestlecrap and is back for more. This time he watches and reacts to Ric Flair in an insane asylum, Janitor Jim Duggan, David Arquette as WCW World Champion, and more.
As Jake says “They actually put that out on the air?”
Yes. Yes they did.