About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: Paul Wight Launches Marko Stunt Into The Sun

9 Submitted by on Mon, 01 March 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Newly signed AEW star Paul Wight made a splash this weekend after launching fellow wrestler Marko Stunt into the sun. Wight, formerly known as The Big Show in WWE, spent his Saturday introducing himself to members of the AEW roster. After reconnecting with old friends and glad-handing management, Wight met Stunt. Rather than shake Wight’s hand, Stunt Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair – Lacey Evans Gender Reveal Party Goes To A Sixty Minute Broadway

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 February 2021, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – A gender reveal party for Lacey Evans and Ric Flair’s child resulted in a time-limit draw with no clear winner. The amorous septuagenarian and the Sassy Southern Belle celebrated their unexpected conception in Flair’s backyard. Joining the happy couple were friends, family, and members of the Four Horsemen not currently under AEW contracts. Even Ric’s daughter, Charlotte Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Valentine’s Day Promotion Forces ThunderDome To Shut Down

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Orlando, FL – A Valentine’s Day event where fans show how much they love the WWE turned X-rated and forced the company to turn off the ThunderDome. The event, dubbed ‘Show Your Love For WWE’ was advertised as a chance for the WWE Universe to show their affections for the company. WWE officials got more than they bargained for as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers Win The Super Bowl

3 Submitted by on Mon, 08 February 2021, 08:00
Tampa Bay, FL – In an unprecedented turn of events, the XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs to win their first ever Super Bowl. Led by quarterback Taylor “Corndog” Cornelius, the Vipers decimated Chiefs’ secondary. Crisp, tight spirals soared majestically through the air all night, netting a record seven touchdown passes. On the defensive side, former Super Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Peacock Wins The Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by on Mon, 01 February 2021, 08:00
St. Petersburg, FL – In a shocking turn of events, a man in a giant peacock costume won the Royal Rumble. With its iridescent coloration and expansive feathers, the large man-bird entered the Rumble at the coveted 30th spot. Confused and terrified, many Superstars eliminated themselves in an act of self-preservation. After extensive flexing, preening, and pecking, Peacock made short Continue Reading...
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