About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: Fan Appearing On “WWE ThunderDome” Blocked By Other Fan’s Sign

7 Submitted by on Mon, 24 August 2020, 08:00
Cape Girardeau, MO – WWE ThunderDome attendee Emmitt Emerson’s Summerslam viewing experience was ruined last night after another fan held up a sign for the entire event. Despite not actually being the same location, another fan’s sign blocked Emerson’s view for almost the entirety of the event. “Y’know, I was really excited to be in the audience as part of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Launches “Shut Up And Give Chris Jericho $50” Group

6 Submitted by on Mon, 17 August 2020, 08:00
Lake Keystone, FL – All Elite Wrestling has announced the creation of a new group for wrestling fans that want to give Chris Jericho their money.  Dubbed “Shut Up And Give Chris Jericho $50”, AEW describes the group as a ‘community for wrestling fans who love wrestling, shutting up, and giving Chris Jericho $50.’ Following in the footsteps of Brandi Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Don “The Rock” Muraco Buys The WBF

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 August 2020, 08:00
Sunset Beach, HI – WWE Hall of Famer Don “The Rock” Muraco shocked the business world this week by announcing that he has purchased the World Bodybuilding Federation. The WBF was the brainchild of WWE CEO Vince McMahon in 1990. Believing that competitive bodybuilding was the way of the future, the WBF held two Pay-Per-View events before disbanding in 1992. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Hogan Answers The TNT Title Open Challenge

3 Submitted by on Mon, 03 August 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Former NWA and WCW staple Randy Hogan has answered the TNT Champion Cody Rhodes’ open challenge and will be facing him on Dynamite. Hogan, who has rarely been seen since the mid 90’s issued a fiery promo on AEW Dark. “Oooooh, yeah, brother! These 24-inch pythons are the cream of the crop. Dig it, Jack!” screamed Hogan. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Wants Us To Obey And Consume

6 Submitted by on Mon, 27 July 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – After this week’s Monday Night Raw, WWE staff have installed giant video screens throughout the Performance Center. These screens will allow WWE CBO Stephanie McMahon to address her employees and Superstars at all times. “We care deeply about all of our employees,” said McMahon via Skype interview. “These screens, along with hidden cameras, listening devices, and heat Continue Reading...
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