About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: WWE Reveals How They Named Retribution Members

14 Submitted by on Mon, 28 September 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At their weekly meeting, WWE Creative revealed the source behind the new name for members of Retribution. On last week’s Monday night Raw, the upstart faction Retribution revealed their themselves,” said Bruce Prichard. “No, wait. That doesn’t sound right. Last week, Retribution unveiled their members. Dang it. I mean they told us their names. There, that works.” Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Phantom Fan Joins The Firefly Fun House

6 Submitted by on Mon, 21 September 2020, 08:00
  Snake Bight, FL – Bray Wyatt’s Firefly Fun House has grown by one with the addition of his newest friend, The Phantom Fan. The featureless Phantom Fan joins fellow Funhouse friends Ramblin’ Rabbit, Sister Abigail, Mercy, Huskus, and Wobbly Walrus. “Yowie, wowie!” exclaimed Wyatt. “Phantom Fan, I haven’t seen you since Wrestlemania! Welcome to the Firefly Fun House! Now Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cold Fish Joins All Elite Wrestling

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 September 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Hot off of the surprise acquisition of Miro, All Elite Wrestling has announced that they have also signed Miro’s former partner, a cold, dead fish. Cold Fish, last scene on WWE television being thrown at Lana, is just the latest former WWE star to appear in AEW. The signing has sent ripples of excitement throughout the wrestling Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Forces WWE Wrestlers To Use Tout

2 Submitted by on Mon, 07 September 2020, 08:00
  Stamford, CT – Following Vince McMahon’s directive to close all third-party social media accounts, WWE wrestlers have now been instructed to set up accounts on Tout. Tout, a social media platform that specialized in 15-second videos, was heavily promoted by WWE in 2012. Despite investing $5 million into Tout, WWE left the partnership in 2014. The company became inactive Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Retribution Have A Nice Day Off

9 Submitted by on Mon, 31 August 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – After months of attacking various members of the WWE roster and disrupting television tapings, insurgent faction Retribution decided to reward themselves with a nice day off. Still wearing their trademark black masks, hoodies, and pants, the mysterious group entered Universal’s Island Of Adventure. Although they are bent on destroying the WWE, Retribution made sure to maintain at least Continue Reading...
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