About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: Fans Mourn The Loss Of “Dashing” Cody Rhodes

7 Submitted by on Mon, 09 March 2020, 08:00
Salt Lake City, UT – The pro-wrestling community is currently mourning the loss of former WWE gimmick “Dashing” Cody Rhodes. The gimmick, which focused on Rhodes’ handsome looks, was pronounced deceased minutes after Rhodes revealed a large tattoo on his neck. The tattoo, a red, white, and blue American Nightmare logo, received widespread scorn and mockery in and out of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Concession Stand Employee Reveals He Is A Seth Rollins Disciple

3 Submitted by on Mon, 02 March 2020, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – In a shocking turn of events, a concession stand employee at the Barclay’s Center ripped open his shirt to reveal that he is a disciple of “The Monday Night Messiah” Seth Rollins. Rodrigo “Hot Rod” Robles, a part-time Assistant Manager at Nathan’s Famous and diehard Rollins fan, spent his shift messing with the food of any Kevin Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Hit Matt Hardy With A Chair” Added To Wrestlemania Axxess

2 Submitted by on Mon, 24 February 2020, 08:00
Tampa Bay, FL – At this year’s Wrestlemania Axxess, fans will now have the chance to hit WWE Superstar Matt Hardy with a steel chair. Following the brutal chair-based attack on Hardy by Randy Orton, WWE officials are looking to capitalize on the positive response. “Did you hear that reaction?” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon after Orton’s attack on Hardy. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Becky Lynch Tests Positive For Rabies

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 February 2020, 08:00
Everett, WA – Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch has tested positive for rabies days after receiving a bite by WWE Superstar Shayna Baszler. WWE officials suspected Lynch was not well during this morning’s walkthrough at the Angel of the Winds Arena. The normally calm and attentive Lynch was visibly aggressive, growling at members of the ring crew. Her condition quickly Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Special Guest Gimp Added To MJF – Cody Rhodes Match

5 Submitted by on Mon, 10 February 2020, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Following his brutal ten lashings given to him by MJF, Cody Rhodes has announced that their match at AEW Revolution will include a special guest gimp. Still sporting welts on his back, Rhodes announced the stipulation in an interview with Jennifer Decker. “I gave my word that I would endure everything that MJF could dish out,” explained Continue Reading...
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