Cincinnati, OH – AEW stable the Death Riders continued their intense training regimen/torture of beloved babyface Will Ospreay this holiday weekend by forcing the star to attend a traditional Memorial Day BBQ party.
Decked out in an American flag shirt and red, white, and blue Zubaz pants, Ospreay experienced all that a Memorial Day barbecue has to offer. Group leader Jon Moxley made Ospreay to do neck bridges while group lackey Wheeler Yuta force-fed osprey potato salad from Kroger’s.
Marina Shafir berated Will Ospreay’s work on the grill, insisting that he was flipping the hamburgers and hot dogs too much and then not enough. Daniel Garcia defeated the former AEW International Champion at several rounds of cornhole. Pac stood menacingly behind Ospreay the entire time, silently holding a sparkler.
The group ate their barbecue as the Englishman performed songs from the Tony Award-winning musical 1776.
“I’m not really sure how this is going to help me win the AEW Championship at All In,” sighed Will Ospreay, cleaning up used paper plates and napkins after the event.
“Shut up and give me twenty while you honor American sacrifices, teabag,” barked Moxley before putting on a Revolutionary War style jacket, George Washington wig, and loading a musket.