Istanbul, Türkiye – Several follicle-challenged AEW wrestlers took time away from the company to fly to Türkiye this week in order to receive hair transplants.
The sudden trip to the Eurasian country comes off the heels of AEW Champion Darby Allin accusing MJF of going to Türkiye for a hair transplant. The revelation that hair can be surgically attached to your head has been a saving grace for many bald wrestlers.
Unfortunately, due to the quick turnaround time, the wrestlers all had to settle for the Gen Z “Broccoli” haircut. Despite the short life of a modern haircut, the wrestlers embraced their new style.
“Johnny Handsome!” declared John Silver, checking his reflection in mirror.
“Dark match on Collision, here I come!” beamed Brandon Cutler with pride.
“Ahhhhhhhhh!” screamed Ricochet, flipping his new hairdo around before arguing with strangers on Twitter.
“I dine on death and lather, rinse, and repeat,” declared Death Riders leader Jon Moxley.
“Me too, Boss!” giggled Moxley’s underling Wheeler Yuta.
“Game changer!” smiled their partner, Claudio Castagnoli.
“%#@# %($* @#$%!@,” yelled Gabe Kidd while applying gel.
“Are we still employed with AEW?” asked The Butcher and The Blade.
The wrestlers are hopeful that their scalps heal before Double Or Nothing.