Hollywood, CA – Former WWE color commentator and occasional wrestler Pat McAfee’s new album The Diary Of A Polarizing Figure has officially been certified “Lead” by the Recording Industry Association of America.
The unexpected pop-country album from the television show host poorly received by fans, haters, critics, animals, vegetables, and minerals. Featuring songs such as “Blue Collar Symphony”, “Rich As Shit”, and “Oops”, Pat McAfee’s musical foray struggled to find an audience or purpose for existing.
Wrestling fans were particularly unkind to McAfee’s foray into the musical world.
“First he ruins Wrestlemania and now this,” sighed Bruno Castillo.
“I thought def rebel songs were bad, but this? Oof,” cringed Sandy Trunbull.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen an album do this poorly since Andy Dick’s death metal album,” said RIAA president Michele Ballantyne. “Typically, when a record reaches certain high sales numbers, they are awarded a special status, like gold, platinum, or diamond. Mr. McAfee’s album sold so little that it reached the low-level status of lead.”
Poor sales have reportedly delayed McAfee’s follow-up album “Getting Paid Millions To Make Loud Noises.”