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Headlies: Iron Sheik Unsure How to Humble Anyone Anymore

2 Submitted by on Fri, 08 February 2013, 10:00
  Citing his declining health (bad hips have forced him into a wheelchair when traveling) and mostly incoherent mental state, The Iron Sheik told WCNewz reporters that he’s unsure of how to humble anyone anymore. “I jus’ not sure,” he said. “I think it hurts & is meant as degrading thing when I humble or threaten to humble someone or Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Gene Okerlund Tired of Unfair Moniker

4 Submitted by on Wed, 06 February 2013, 09:32
“I’m actually a pretty nice guy,” ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund said in an exclusive interview with WCNewz. “I don’t know what else to say beyond that. You try to live right, do positive things, help people and this is still how they see you,” he said. A teary-eyed Okerlund suddenly ended the interview by knocking over a chair & exiting the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: El Generico To Be Repackaged With Exciting New Persona

8 Submitted by on Tue, 05 February 2013, 10:00
  Stamford, CT – Following his signing with WWE, independent wrestling superstar El Generico will be repackaged with a new, exciting persona. “El Generico as a character is just too boring for today’s market,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “The WWE Universe will only get behind someone that they can believe in. They need something with more pizazz, something that Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Pondering Producing Dead Puppy Bowl

6 Submitted by on Sat, 02 February 2013, 20:00
  With the Super Bowl just hours away, rumors have begun circulating that Vince McMahon had plans to once again compete with a league of his own. We’ve learned that while this is in fact true, information has come about that suggests there were no plans to rekindle the XFL.  What the company had in mind was something far more Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 56 Year Old Man Can’t Believe Zack Ryder Isn’t Being Pushed

3 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 09:00
Cedar Rapids, IA – Phil Samuelsson, a 56 year old Systems Analyst for QuantComm International, could not believe that WWE Superstar Zack Ryder is not receiving a push. The middle-age father of three expressed his feelings of disappointment and annoyance over the fact that, despite Ryder’s internet popularity, he is rarely on television and not in line for the WWE Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Tatanka To Open New BW3 Location, Serve Actual Buffalo

2 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 11:00
A new Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant is set to open in Pembroke, North Carolina, but there’s been a bit of a hot and spicy controversy brewing between the company and the owner of the would be franchise. Christopher Chavis, better known to wrestling fans as “Tatanka”, is the franchise owner in question who was excited about the venture at first, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Demands Refund After Watching Illegal Stream Of Royal Rumble

5 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 12:00
  Chicago, Illinois – Avid wrestling fan Dan DeAmonte demanded a refund from WWE following the Royal Rumble pay-per-view despite watching it via an illegal stream online. “I’ve been watching WWE for almost all my life and I never miss a show” said the 29 year old Pizzeria Uno cook and self-described “smark”. “Sure, I don’t actually own a TV Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WrestleMania 29 Card Updated Post-Royal Rumble

18 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 15:47
The WrestleMania 29 card has been officially updated after the tremendous Royal Rumble in Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday night. Let’s take a look at how the card shapes up after a superhuman performance by John Cena in winning the Royal Rumble match. WWE Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena World Heavyweight Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena Last Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jeff Hardy Caught With 100 lbs of ICOPRO

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 09:00
Charlotte, North Carolina – Current TNA champion Jeff Hardy was arrested Friday after being caught with 100 lbs of ICOPRO in the trunk of his car. Integrated Conditioning Program, or ICOPRO as it’s known on the streets, is a bodybuilding supplement popular amongst the World Bodybuilding Federation in the early 1990′s. “We noticed that the suspect was traveling at a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Reportedly Using WrestleCrap Books As “Creative Blueprint”

2 Submitted by on Thu, 24 January 2013, 09:00
As soon as Brooke Hogan uttered the term, “It’s the shit”, Hulk Hogan felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand straight up. He finally put the creative puzzle together in his head. Brooke was referencing her newest single, “Hulka Hulka Burning Love”, which was released to family and friends just last week. You see, Hulk has been Continue Reading...
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