Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

AEW opened the Forbidden Door and guess who walked through it.

Great ready for the Shaq Attack in this week’s Headlies!

The Human Wrecking Machine Gets Butchered!

We head to Puerto Rico as Abdullah battles Zeus in a NEW INDUCTION!

It was a real quiet week, wasn’t it?

At least it was in Headlies!

In 2019, AEW launched…

…headfirst into WrestleCrap.

The Casino Battle Royale, inducted!

Cody Rhodes is finding out what the real “American Nightmare” is.

Make sure you have your insurance card when reading this week’s Headlie!

You demanded we give this company its first induction…and we FINALLY listened!

A long overdue induction is here!

We have our wallet, phone, and charger. Are we missing anything?

Get “locked in” with a brand new Headlies!

Wanna hear some smart-aleck crap all over other people’s matches? Of course not!

It’s our oldest induction ever!

Hook and Danhausen are Viva Las Vegas.

Place your bets and find out what happens in Headlies!

A Hoss Battle for the Ages – Ted Arcidi vs. Tony Atlas!

Rest Hold-A-Mania is running wild in a NEW INDUCTION!

Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Tribute: RD Reynolds’ Favorite Bobby Heenan Moment

48 Submitted by on Wed, 27 September 2017, 20:00
I’ve written about it before, but whenever I go through a rough patch in life, I turn to Prime Time Wrestling. To those outside of our little hobby/business/sport whatever you want to call it, that has to sound completely bizarre.  What kind of person, what kind of man, would focus on pro wrestling when life starts throwing hard curveballs?  Is that Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Sean

9 Submitted by on Tue, 26 September 2017, 09:00
Note from Blade: While Sean never actually wrestled, his moment of infamy dribbing the ball with Ted DiBiase is BEYOND legendary. It’s springtime again. This means a number of things – warmer weather, fat people wearing tank tops, and oh yeah, the time hoops fans have waited all year for. Two words – Final Four. Caught up in all the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar To Continue Their Feud With A Pie-Eating Contest

3 Submitted by on Mon, 25 September 2017, 08:00
Ontario, CA – Following last night’s brutal championship match at No Mercy, WWE Superstars Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar have vowed to continue their feud. Strowman, living up to his “I’m not finished with you” mantra, issued another challenge to Lesnar directly after the conclusion of their match. “You’re not man enough to face me again, Lesnar!” barked Strowman. “Week Continue Reading...
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On Bobby Heenan

10 Submitted by on Mon, 18 September 2017, 19:24
I hated Bobby Heenan as a kid. This is probably as controversial and surprising a statement as “Kate Upton has huge boobs” or “bacon is delicious”. And I hated him for the same reason every 9 year old hated him at the time: he lived to destroy Hulkamania. That was akin to a war crime in my young mind. And Continue Reading...
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RIP Bobby Heenan

32 Submitted by on Sun, 17 September 2017, 19:04
Once I can get my bearings about me later this week, I will write something.  Right now, can’t even see straight because I am in tears.  My hero, the man who made me a fan of pro wrestling, is gone. RIP, Bobby.  You were the best....
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Someone Bought This: WCW Main Event Game Boy game ad (and a funny video review, too!)

3 Submitted by on Fri, 15 September 2017, 02:00
A young Nathaniel shows Sting who’s boss in this ad for WCW Main Event for the Game Boy! Wait a minute… “The WCW”? Did Bret Hart write this ad copy? How’s the game? Well, I’ve never played it but according to Wrestling Video Game Expert Joe Gagne it’s pretty… okay. In conclusion, I think you’ll agree that Nathaniel should be in the Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Toxic Turtles – Hell in a Shell

27 Submitted by on Thu, 14 September 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 It’s not often that everyone in the wrestling world suddenly starts talking about a nearly 25 year-old match, especially one with no recognizable stars (both in the “WWE Superstar” sense and in the Dave Meltzer sense)… …but with the arrival of WWE’s new Unreleased 1986-1995 DVD, it seems that everyone from Charly Caruso to Sean Mooney wants to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Lost Rio De Janeiro IC Title Victory Discovered, Added to ‘Hidden Gems’ on WWE Network

4 Submitted by on Mon, 11 September 2017, 08:00
Stamford, CT – To the surprise of wrestling fans and historians worldwide, WWE has discovered long-lost film of Hall of Famer Pat Patterson’s Intercontinental Championship victory in Rio de Janeiro. The film puts to rest the long-standing belief that the event was fabricated. The incredible discovery was made by WWE archivist Julian Himmelfarb. “We recently acquired a box of old VHS Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Nailz vs. El Gigante – Yes, It Happened…and It’s Every Bit As Horrible As We Hoped!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 07 September 2017, 20:00
NEW JAPAN, 1994 Not gonna lie, this was NOT the induction I was planning for this week. I had a few other ideas.  I was pondering going back one more time to the Piledriver VHS and doing another in-depth, scene by scene breakdown of maybe Girls in Cars or Jive Soul Bro.  I’d kicked around going completely off the rails, and reviewing an Asian Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Former Women’s Champion Hervina Added To Mae Young Classic

3 Submitted by on Mon, 04 September 2017, 08:00
Orlando, FL – A news conference at the WWE Performance Center revealed that WWE officials have brought a former champion to compete in the Mae Young Classic tournament. “Naturally, when you have a tournament with so many hard-hitting competitors wanting to win the grand prize, you’re going to get some injuries,” said Triple H. “Rather than some woman getting byes Continue Reading...
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Induction: Dustin Runnels – Cuckoldust

29 Submitted by on Thu, 31 August 2017, 20:41
WWF, 1998 One of my favorite parts of Raw these days – and that is a small list, let me tell you – is the return of Goldust to his roots as a mysterious film aficionado rather than as wacky comic relief.  See, over the course of just the first three years of his character’s run… …the bizarre, androgynous movie Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Messengers of the Black Scorpion

9 Submitted by on Tue, 29 August 2017, 09:00
Note from Blade: Somebody had to tell the history of all the jobbers that worked under the hood during the Scorpion angle. MIght as well be Scorpy’s biggest fan. It’s hard to believe it’s been fifteen years since the debut of my all-time favorite wrestler ever – and my idol – the Black Scorpion. Ahhhh, seems like it was only Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman To Star In New Romantic Comedy “I’m Not Finished With You”

3 Submitted by on Mon, 28 August 2017, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – WWE Studios announced that their latest movie will feature WWE Superstar Braun Strowman in the lead role of their new romantic comedy, “I’m Not Finished With You”. Strowman, whose popularity has risen in recent months thanks to being portrayed as an unstoppable monster, will be taking on the role of Biff Strongman, a professional wrestler that is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally! An action figure of an esteemed ex-President!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 25 August 2017, 02:00
Figure collector and customizer Kenny Casanova has created this amazing custom figure of esteemed former WWF President Jack Tunney  He writes on his website: Here is my custom of President Jack Tunney, made from various Rocky action figures from Jakks. The head is modified and repainted from referee LOU FILLIPO, and the body is a TONY GAZZO. For those of Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Divas Pajama Pillow Fight – Far More Dangerous Than It Sounds!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 24 August 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2012 This past weekend, the WWE Univer…no, I can’t do that. I don’t care how many times the company tries to shove that gibberish down our throats, it always sounds completely idiotic.  Why can’t we simply be wrestling fans?  Seriously, think about that – we can’t be pro wrestling fans because WWE won’t allow the words “pro wrestling” or Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Baron Corbin Has Been Broken

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 August 2017, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – WWE Superstar Baron Corbin has developed a new persona in light of recent events. Corbin, who has been acting strangely since losing failing to cash in his Money In The Bank contract on Smackdown, appeared at backstage sporting a new white streak in his suddenly bushy hair. “DELICIOUS!” exclaimed a wide-eyed Corbin while getting a meal at Continue Reading...
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