It’s time to decorate your Christmas tree and no tree is complete without The Rock sensually cradling another Christmas tree?
I mean, that’s what he’s doing here. There’s no misinterpretation. That’s a shirtless Dwayne Johnson, wearing a saucy Santa hat, lovingly embracing a tree. And lest you think this is just some random combination of things, Rocky is, in fact, a tree hugger, so there is precedence.
This is a Chuck Tingle book waiting to be written.