Bret Hart Head Ringers

Bret Hart WCW Head Ringers toy

Bret Hart WCW Head Ringers

Bret Hart is the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be. At least, according to Bret Hart. Some people think Hart has a bit of a big head and this late-era WCW Head Ringers figure adds some credence to their argument.

The box says:

The most popular superstars in WCW/NWO wrestling have been transformed into HEAD RINGERS – stylized cartoon caricatures that perfectly capture each wrestler’s distinctive persona. Each wrestler is sculpted in an action pose and come with a character dedicated accessory. The attractive bases make them easy for you to display them for everyone to see! Collect them all!

I’m not exactly sure how this capture’s Hart’s “distinctive persona”. Maybe his bored, lifeless face and represented how he felt about WCW and his ultra-muscular chest was needed to keep his heart from escaping? I don’t know, I’m just guessing.

Speaking of “attractive bases”, what’s that Bret Hart’s standing on?

Bret Hart Head Ringers skulls

Why is Bret standing on top of a pile of skulls?! Suddenly, the “Excellence Of Execution” nickname takes on a whole other meaning. Was this originally supposed to be Mortis or La Parka? Even the KISS Demon would make more sense standing on skulls than Bret Hart!

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