AEW opened the Forbidden Door and guess who walked through it.

Great ready for the Shaq Attack in this week’s Headlies!

The Human Wrecking Machine Gets Butchered!

We head to Puerto Rico as Abdullah battles Zeus in a NEW INDUCTION!

It was a real quiet week, wasn’t it?

At least it was in Headlies!

In 2019, AEW launched…

…headfirst into WrestleCrap.

The Casino Battle Royale, inducted!

Cody Rhodes is finding out what the real “American Nightmare” is.

Make sure you have your insurance card when reading this week’s Headlie!

You demanded we give this company its first induction…and we FINALLY listened!

A long overdue induction is here!

We have our wallet, phone, and charger. Are we missing anything?

Get “locked in” with a brand new Headlies!

Wanna hear some smart-aleck crap all over other people’s matches? Of course not!

It’s our oldest induction ever!

Hook and Danhausen are Viva Las Vegas.

Place your bets and find out what happens in Headlies!

A Hoss Battle for the Ages – Ted Arcidi vs. Tony Atlas!

Rest Hold-A-Mania is running wild in a NEW INDUCTION!

Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Original Cena/Wyatt Ending To Involve Nikki Bella Proposing

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Scottsdale, AZ – The controversial ending to this past Sunday’s cage match between John Cena and Bray Wyatt was actually not the ending that had been planned. The finish, which involved a little boy singing to John Cena, causing him to be distracted, was thrown together after Cena nixed the original ending only minutes before Extreme Rules started. According to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Inside Out — Triple H gets into a pickle

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WWE Films, 2011 A while ago I was browsing through Netflix when what should appear but “The Naked Man,” a 1998 movie about a wrestler with a “naked” gimmick starring Michael Rapaport. I immediately emailed RD and told him the big news: an obscure movie with “Wrestlecrap” written all over it. Imagine my disappointment, then, when I actually watched the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is A True Champion in this storybook

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Crapper Brian writes: While looking up information about the Disney Adventures Magazine with Hulk Hogan, I stumbled upon this little gem. I’m not 100% if this was just for Hogan because one of the listings has Big Boss Man, Ultimate Warrior, Mr. Perfect, Barbarian, and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan It’s a picture book titled “A True Champion (An Adventure with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is on the cover of Disney Adventures- and he’s not alone!

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If you’re of a certain age, you probably used to read Disney Adventures Magazine in the 90’s. Here’s the August 1991 issue with Hulk Hogan holding a dinosaurs head the cover and it says “Dinosaurs And Hulk!”. If you’re like me, you’re asking “What in the name of Barry O are they talking about?!” Well, since I don’t have this Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jamison almost dies, but Hacksaw saves the day!

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Nathaniel’s Uncle Jamison caters Prime Time Wrestling, when suddenly an emergency situation develops! Fortunatly, good ol’ Hacksaw Jim Duggan is there to save Jamison’s life with the trusty Hacksaw Heimlich Maneuver, tough guy! The incident shakes up poor Bobby Heenan quite a bit, but he somehow manages to soldier on. What a trooper! (This one’s for you, Randall B.!)....
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The RD & Blade Show with Vince Russo! Episode 28!

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  RD and Blade are joined by Vince Russo for a HUGE announcement!  Is he back with TNA?  Is he working with Jeff Jarrett on GFW?  Maybe he’s back with Vince? Find out EXCLUSIVELY here!  Join the fun for a 90 minute discussion of pro wrestling, Sbarro, video rentals, KISS, and more!    ...
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Someone Bought This: You can appear with The Undertaker or Bret Hart in a cheesy photo

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  Crapper Louis Izzo writes: A few months ago, I sent in pictures from an issue of WWF Magazine, Summer of 1993, which advertised a weird plaque of WrestleMania IX that would have your name in the marquee. I couldn’t imagine anyone spending money on such an odd looking piece of merchandise, but then I saw this in the November Continue Reading...
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Legends’ House Episode 3: “Striking Out”

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Looks like your friendly neighborhood Headlie writer has finally made it to the big time! My very first review on Wrestlecrap. Oh, how I’ve waited for this moment. Sadly those hopes were dashed when I saw this pop up on Facebook: Uh oh. Admittedly, I thought this meant that Vince Russo shooting on me in the upcoming RD and Blade Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: When you hear this song, Linda McMahon is coming to spice things up!

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You may know this song as the WrestleMania song from WrestleMania: The Album (buy your copy today!), but true wrestling fans know that if you take out the vocals and all the sound clips, it magically becomes Linda McMahon’s theme song! Thus ensuring that if you hear this instrumental, you’re sure to be in for some fine robotic “emoting” and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Massive Search Party Underway To Find JoJo

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Toluca Lake, CA – WWE officials, superstars, and volunteers gathered in Toluca Lake, California to launch a large-scale search party to find missing Diva JoJo. “Listen up, ladies and gentle,” said Vince McMahon, his WWE windbreaker flapping in the breeze. “We have a missing Diva out there. She is 5 feet, 2 inches and probably wearing ugly stretch pants. She’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Talking Sting Mug

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Bryan (who runs the awesome WCW Worldwide blog) found this goofy WCW Talking Sting Mug (?!). Here’s what he wrote about it on the blog entry: Featuring classic Stinger quips like “UGHHH…” and “I’ll be back”!! Yeah, that just about sums it up. I guess when Sting isn’t threatening the NWO, or  constipated, he’s impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger? This is one of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Nasty Boys know how to look tough in their own t-shirt

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Another gem from the WCW Worldwide Blog, it’s an early 90’s WCW Nasty Boys t-shirt. Because nothing says “Dangerous, street-tough punks” like an acid-washed t-shirt. This shirt would go perfect with some vintage early 90’s acid-washed jeans and a jean jacket. Oh yeah, and a mullet. Then you’ll be all set to conquer Nastyville in style!...
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It Came From YouTube: Can you handle the bread-eating death match?

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Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: Union Pro – 01.03.2011 – Tsuyoshi Kikuchi Vs Ken Ohka. Thank goodness Russo never saw this. (I know, he’s not one for Japanese wrestling, but still…) Wow! Those two guys are really rise to the occasion! They aren’t loafing around… This match really is the best thing since sliced bread. They deserve a toast for their efforts! Continue Reading...
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