Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

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Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

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A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

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Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

Zack Ryder in a Wrestlemania match?

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Think the build to this year’s WrestleMania stinks?

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WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

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Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

…and his Guard Bird is being inducted at WrestleCrap!

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Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

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Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

Two More Simple Words: “New Induction!”

Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

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Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

Me neither.

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Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

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Look at the pic to the left. Does this look like it’s a good idea?

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Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

Will Chris Jericho never eeeeevvvverrrrr wear a shirt again?

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It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

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Featuring a run-in by the voice of the Stunt Granny guy!

Want to let your sweetie know how you feel, but don’t know how?

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The worst storyline of 2015 is here!

The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

Think AJ Styles is an all-American boy?

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It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

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A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

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How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

Find out in our newest induction!

No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

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Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

And the voting was so close that no one knows who won…until now!

Yodelayheehoo!

Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

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REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

Only at WrestleCrap!

Only in Headlies!

It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

NEW INDUCTION!

The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

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Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

Find out who got all choked up in Headlies!

It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

Find out if Jim Ross is still “Too Sweet” in Headlies

WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

You will be missed.

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It’s the lump of coal nobody wants, but everyone gets.

The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

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Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

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Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

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Look at that image.  Does this look like a GOOD Christmas movie?

Of course not.  That’s why we’re inducting it!

Christmas Bounty is at WrestleCrap.com!

Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

MUTANT HARLEM SEWER RATS!

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  • Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows Thankful Their Team Not Named "Aces and Cueballs"
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  • Wrestlemania 33 to be 25 Hours Long
  • Zack Ryder 1-0 at Mania, Plans on Challenging for Undertaker Streak
  • Vince McMahon Planning on Repackaging "That NXT Nakamoto Guy" as Hakushi Jr.
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Live Monday Night Raw Coverage, 1/21/13

15 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 19:53
8:00: The annual MLK acknowledgement plays, although I notice Vince no longer dubs over the tribute. Geez, the election left some people bitter. 8:02: Heyman and Vickie are here to make sure the crowd is nice and agitated for when Punk comes out, in their continuing goal to ensure the fans can’t cheer for who they like. If Vince ran Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ryback Takes Inspiration From Honey Boo Boo

7 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 10:00
  Photoshoppery by The Hawaiian Hammer   Wearing a skin-tight onesie…er singlet…and screaming “FEED ME MORE” seems more akin to a two-year-old trapped in a playpen than a hulking behemoth trapped inside the squared circle. There’s a reason for that – it was the inspiration for Ryback’s new attitude. Many think that Ryback is an offshoot from Goldberg, but those Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: “Diamond” Dan Garza!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 09:00
RD Reynolds: Finally, my mentor and friend, “Diamond Dan” Garza, has made it to YouTube! Check out the Splendid Gem taking on the Snowman, who unfortunately is not portrayed by Jerry Reed. I sure hope Miss LA (that would be LAURA ANGELIQUE) doesn’t see that chick in the bikini leading you out to the ring, pally. Oh, and fellow Crappers, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/21/13: The Punk Clock

7 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 08:00
  Assuming CM Punk drops the WWE Championship to The Rock in six days at the Royal Rumble, his reign counter will expire at 434 days. Or, 1 year, 2 months, and 7 days, if you wish to be fancy about it. We as fans do ask for longer reigns, sometimes, so that the championship means more when the titleholder Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-19-13

12 Submitted by on Sat, 19 January 2013, 23:10
Oh yeah, time for my favorite 30 minutes of the week (that have anything at all to do with wrestling): SATURDAY MORNING SLAM! As I recall, last week was an acceptable show, but it was lacking a bit in the goofball department which I’ve come to expect from this show.  Here’s hoping that we get some of that this week. Immediately Continue Reading...
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Botchamania 220

11 Submitted by on Sat, 19 January 2013, 11:22
Doing for wrestling what God did to Milton Keynes, it’s Botchamania 220: Armstrong Curse of Monkey Island!...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 5

12 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 21:06
You know how Episode 5 was the best of the Star Wars series?  Yeah, that’s NOT the case here.  We went into the show with the idea of giving our picks for the AFC-NFC Champeenships. We somehow wound up on Fantasy Booking Island 2013. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels Never Lost His Smile? (Part II)

18 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 15:29
REWRITING THE BOOK By C.G. Scum   What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997?   PART II   The road to WrestleMania 13 continues with several hot feuds building as WWF heads towards its biggest event of the year and major changes in the company continue to build toward what Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week I

17 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 14:31
Here are the 15 worst stories, angles, gimmicks, and miscellaneous events in wrestling, as chosen by our fellow Crappers! Brooke Hogan and Bully Ray tie the knot Daddy Hulk has been aching to find something for his daughter, The Wooden Salmon, to sink her Botoxed lips into. So what better than taking one of the company’s most antagonistic heels, one Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlers Secretly Rolling Up New Gimmicks

4 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 10:00
When Kane and Daniel Bryan became tag team partners it was assumed by most fans that the writers simply had nothing for them but, according to Daniel Bryan, that’s simply not the case. “Actually, it’s not as random as you would think”, Daniel Bryan said in a candid interview on a local morning radio show. “Kane and I have been Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: WWF European Rampage on the Amiga

7 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 09:00
I thought I knew of pretty much every WWF video game ever made, but even I didn’t recall this one. And I’d remember playing something that looked as horrible as this! I also hope I’d remember a ring THAT freakin’ big. And what’s this? SEAN MOONEY! MUST DOWNLOAD AMIGA EMULATOR IMMEDIATELY!...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/18/13: Taz Joins A&8

20 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 08:00
  So the big swerve during the Bully Ray/Brooke Hogan wedding is…..Taz objected, and joined Aces & Eights. And…..I got nothing. I dug Taz’s schtick when he was in ECW; he was believable as a snarling pit fighter, even with his diminutive height. But other than his little one-move-match with Lawler at One Night Stand 2006, Taz hasn’t wrestled in Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: X-Men Luchadores

4 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 00:00
Crapper Newt Cox writes: How can you top 3 luchadores dressed up as Gambit, Wolverine and Cyclops? Well, I suppose you could top them with chocolate syrup, but that would be a little weird… Anyway, thanks for the submission, Newt! Game over man! Game over! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist)....
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It Came From…..WWE.com?!?!

155 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 21:54
  Someone simply posted on Twitter, “Go to WWE.com and search for ‘the diva who had sex with everyone on the roster” That result above is what came up. Better yet, some random searches have yielded some unreal, hilarious results! Put in “major douchebag”, and you get……Bill Demott Put in “loves the ring rats”, and you get……Bad News Brown?!? Put Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 4

5 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 20:36
Episode 4…or Episode Negative 3? You be the judge, as we release upon you the show that you were all upset you missed last year.  What is it?  ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!!   CLICK HERE!!!    ...
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Induction: The Kiss-My-Ass Match: This Stipulation Needed an ASSterisk!

19 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 Long-time fans of wrestling will often criticize today’s PG-TV WWE product as being too tame, boring, and not nearly edgy enough to harken back to the glory days of the Attitude Era. To be sure, that era of wrestling featured the gritty persona of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, the over-the-top antics of D-Generation X, and the cooler-than-thou promos Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] It’s the WrestleCrap Power Crappings!

2 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 13:07
Hiya loyal Crappers. It’s time to begin voting on the first ever WrestleCrap Power Crappings, chosen by you! Hence, you know, the voting. Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Andre the Giant on Australian Kids Show

5 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 09:00
Here’s a rare video of an Australian kid’s show featuring Andre The Giant chatting with a freaking bird that has a blue mohawk.   A bird puppet being a regular on a talk show. What the hell were those guys thinking? (Note from RD: Did that girl say she wasn’t wearing any underwear? What kind of kids show is that?)...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/17/13: Main Event

12 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 08:00
  Bad things about WWE Main Event: that awful theme song (“BOOLAYBOOLAYBOOOO”), Miz on commentary Good things about WWE Main Event: everything else I’m surprised more people aren’t raving about this show. Except for the occasional video break in the middle, done to recap Raw, it’s just pure wrestling. 2 matches, one lengthy one with 2 pushed talents, and one Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Rock Denies Partnership With The American Sugar Council

11 Submitted by on Wed, 16 January 2013, 09:00
  Houston, Texas – After another heated battle of words with his Royal Rumble opponent CM Punk, The Rock has come under fire for repeatedly referring to his opponents as sugary foods. Known for his quick wit and colorful commentary, the People’s Champion, as he is known, raised many eyebrows following his naming of CM Punk as the Carvel ice Continue Reading...
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