What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
  • "Good Storylines That Make Sense And Bring In New Viewers" Goes Undrafted
All The Latest Crap!

Curtain Jerker, 2/11/13: Grammy-Worthy Themes

30 Submitted by on Mon, 11 February 2013, 08:00
  Real quick and dirty: after I posted that WrestleCrap was protesting the Grammys, due to Jive Soul Bro winning NOTHING 25 years ago, a number of you on Facebook agreed, at least tongue in cheek. I ask, besides Slick’s classic ditty, what are some of the best themes sung by the actual wrestlers/managers themselves?...
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Botchamania 223

8 Submitted by on Sun, 10 February 2013, 19:03
The wrestling compilation so big it has homeless people living underneath it, it’s Botchamania 223: Kid Romeo & Juliet!...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Dave Meltzer TNA Rap Remix

2 Submitted by on Sun, 10 February 2013, 09:00
Blade Braxton: “What’s the only thing more fun than watching a TNA pay-per-view? How about watching a funky rap music video featuring Dave Meltzer analyzing all the wackiness that ensues during one.   Toilets, beer, mannequins and knives. Looks like TNA raided my room when they were preparing the props for Hard Justice ’07.”...
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Saturday Morning Slam 02-09-13

4 Submitted by on Sat, 09 February 2013, 17:12
Ok, it’s February 9 so the big question I had going into this week was whether we’d get our Valentine’s Day chicanery this week or next.  SPOILER ALERT:  It will be next week.  At least I sure hope so.  If this show has taught me anything, it’s that WWE G-rated holiday celebrations absolutely rock. With that out of the way, Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week IV

9 Submitted by on Fri, 08 February 2013, 12:44
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. WWE’s Mobile Continue Reading...
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A Quick Note about Classic Inductions…

8 Submitted by on Fri, 08 February 2013, 11:00
Hi guys and gals, RD here.  Just wanted to clear up the confusion on classic inductions on the site.  In the old days, when one was posted, it would stay up for a week then be replaced.  NOW when we post them, they will remain up from that point onward into the future.  They will NOT be taken down; once Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Iron Sheik Unsure How to Humble Anyone Anymore

2 Submitted by on Fri, 08 February 2013, 10:00
  Citing his declining health (bad hips have forced him into a wheelchair when traveling) and mostly incoherent mental state, The Iron Sheik told WCNewz reporters that he’s unsure of how to humble anyone anymore. “I jus’ not sure,” he said. “I think it hurts & is meant as degrading thing when I humble or threaten to humble someone or Continue Reading...
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Vince Hears the Awful Truth About a Superstar – A Justin Henry Satire

18 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 23:18
Well, look who’s awake! Yeah, well, it’s kinda hard to sleep on such a thin mattress. Don’t these hospital people understand that, I don’t know, comfort is a necessity for the human body? They probably heard stories about wrestlers that perform 300 days a year on an uncomfortable canvas, and figured their boss prefers such discomfort for himself too. …..if Continue Reading...
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Induction: Wrestling on Morton Downey Jr.: Sex, Lies, and Headlocks (but mostly lies)

38 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 19:00
Syndicated TV, 1989 To wrestling fans, Morton Downey, Jr. is best known for his Wrestlecrap-inducted appearance on Piper’s Pit at Wrestlemania V. For those Wrestlecrappers (like myself) who are too young to remember Mr. Downey, he was one of the original “shock jocks” of the radio. (He would also be the namesake of a boss in Nintendo’s Super Mario World: Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week IV

5 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 14:19
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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[DEBUT] Arda Ocal Answers the Count of 10

2 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 13:00
  Welcome to the first edition of WrestleCrap’s “Count of 10”. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. For the first edition of CO10, my guest is Canadian television and radio personality Arda Ocal. Arda hosts “Aftermath TV” on The Score Network on Tuesday Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 2/7/13: Reducing WWE

15 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 08:00
  After TNA made the decision to scale back their live PPVs to just 4 a year, that opens the door to the possibility of WWE doing the same. This is especially true if they can pull off this network idea once and for all, and turn a number of their lesser-bought PPVs into once-a-month free shows (which will seem Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bad Jeff Gaylord promos

10 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2013, 00:00
Here’s Part 2 of the video.  Loyal Crapper Paul S writes: Here’s something you might use, a pair collection of Jeff Gaylord promos from Memphis. Gaylord may go down in history as one of the worst interviews in history. Oh and at one point he cuts a heel promo of Cowabunga the wrestling ninja turtle. Unfortunately the audio quality isn’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Gene Okerlund Tired of Unfair Moniker

4 Submitted by on Wed, 06 February 2013, 09:32
“I’m actually a pretty nice guy,” ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund said in an exclusive interview with WCNewz. “I don’t know what else to say beyond that. You try to live right, do positive things, help people and this is still how they see you,” he said. A teary-eyed Okerlund suddenly ended the interview by knocking over a chair & exiting the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Sir Lanny Poffo

3 Submitted by on Wed, 06 February 2013, 09:00
I know we’ve featured Lanny Poffo in various It Came From YouTubes, but I don’t care. Anytime you get a wrestler standing in front of a CASTLE, that’s worthy of a post! “Big fish have eaten little fish since history began” – words to live by, kids!...
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Curtain Jerker, 2/6/13: The Unthinkable

17 Submitted by on Wed, 06 February 2013, 08:00
Here’s your 2013 Impossibilities Realized Scorecard The Rock is WWE Champion, 10 years after last winning it, and long after we’d thought he’d be used as merely a one-time attraction going forward. Bruno Sammartino has forgone his bitterness toward WWE, agreeing to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. TNA has said bon voyage to the Impact Zone, and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: El Generico To Be Repackaged With Exciting New Persona

8 Submitted by on Tue, 05 February 2013, 10:00
  Stamford, CT – Following his signing with WWE, independent wrestling superstar El Generico will be repackaged with a new, exciting persona. “El Generico as a character is just too boring for today’s market,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “The WWE Universe will only get behind someone that they can believe in. They need something with more pizazz, something that Continue Reading...
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