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All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: “Macho Man” Randy Savage “Romeo And Juliet” Slim Jim Commercial

5 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 04:33
Devoted Crapper Chris Morgan writes: Macho Man Randy Savage was a garish gentleman, but he was a man with a simple dream. He wanted us to enjoy juicy beef. He wanted us to enjoy spice. He wanted us to put snooty community theater directors in their place. And if that all could be done by somebody snapping into a Slim Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-12-13

9 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 13:11
  Ah, what better way to spend my birthday than with SATURDAY MORNING SLAM!  Yeah, this is how me, RD Jr., and all my Facebook friends spend 30 minutes each week, even if it is a special occasion where we should be doing something, really ANYTHING, else.  But hey, let’s see what kinda present Vince McMahon is sending me this Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges

2 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 12:37
RD Reynolds: Ok, I’ve been doing these columns for like five years or something, and just when I think nothing can top the latest most ridiculous item wrestling companies have tried to pawn off on fans, I find WWE selling oranges autographed by Layla. Let me repeat this: “What’s tangy and sweet, good for you and looks good in orange? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Biker’s Court with Hacksaw Jim Duggan

3 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 09:45
RD: “Was doing my weekly search to see what might make for a good induction and came across this: Holy Crap! If Vince really wants to start a WWE Network with original programming, this show is a MUST. Also a must is that this needs inducted asap. Anyone have a full version of it? If so, drop me a line!”...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/12/13: PPV Reduction

11 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 08:00
Some people are ringing the oft-rung death-bell for TNA, after word came out that the company would revert to a schedule of four PPVs a year: Genesis (January), Lockdown (April), Slammiversary (June), and Bound For Glory (October). The remainder of the schedule is filled in with pre-taped, lower-cost PPVs with themes based on tag teams, the X Division, et al. Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 2

11 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 20:12
An amazing second episode!  Thrill to RD buying pizza!  Guffaw at Blade’s story of a tanning and bait shop!  And learn the true reason Anakin Skywalker hates sand!  ...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/11/13: Your First Crap

83 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 08:00
Hey hey hey (/Dwayne voice) people. Welcome to the new By now, you’ve noticed the new-and-improved (not even going out on a limb here) design for the site, as well as the flurry of new features that this long-running site will offer. One such new feature is the morning “Curtain Jerker”, wherein I’ll do one of two things: rant Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “Dr. Death” Steve Williams tattoos

8 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 00:00
Long-time Crapper Dustin Nichols was nice enough to share his awesome wrestling tattoos (!) with us. He writes the following: I don’t know if this technically counts, but I thought I’d share my two wrestling-related tattoos with you. They are tributes to my late friend, “Dr. Death” Steve Williams and “Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Dustin Nichols Very cool, Dustin! I especially love Continue Reading...
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Press Release:, The World’s Longest-Running Pro Wrestling Comedy Site, Relaunches

5 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 21:58, The World’s Longest-Running Pro Wrestling Comedy Site, Relaunches Indianapolis, IN –Following months of preparation, has relaunched, offering visitors more laughs at the often goofy world of pro wrestling than ever before.  The site was started on April 1, 2000, and now, fueled by additional columnists, features, and a completely new look, the site is posed to continue its reign Continue Reading...
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Welcome One and All to the NEW!

11 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 19:55
Why hello there, Fellow Crappers and welcome to the brand spankin’ new!  Yes, after years of hearing how the site looked like something on Geocities, we have finally updated it to something a bit more modern…hope you like! But it’s not just the look of the site that has changed.  Sure, all your favorite columns, such as It Came Continue Reading...
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Parts Unknown Yearbook – Coming Soon!

23 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 18:51
Welcome to the brand spanking new WrestleCrap. In the coming days and weeks ahead, me, along with my fellow yearbook staffer, the Filthy Ape, will be doing something I’ve always wanted to do – paying tribute to the entire population of the greatest town known to mankind, Parts Unknown. Legends, luchadores, indy wrestlers, you name it. If they are sporting Continue Reading...
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The Evolution of Crap

0 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 15:53
RD Reynolds is CM Punk. No, the “Real Deal” is not a tattooed firebrand, doling out more potshots than the Friar’s Club. Nor is he particularly what you’d call an “indy darling”, in spite of his involvement in the legendary Mike Samples car incident. RD’s similiarity to the WWE Champion stems from this commonality: they speak for a group of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania Revisited

5 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 00:00
Fellow Crapper Chris Morgan was nice enough to submit this week’s “It Came From YouTube” and wrote the following: Ah, Pastamania! Not just the foremost provider of Hulk Hogan themed pasta dishes, but a muse to us all. It inspired the Hulkster himself to defeat Big Bubba, but it inspired me as well. As a comedy-type person, I was required Continue Reading...
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CONTEST OVER & An Update on Gooker Voting!

125 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2013, 21:00
And this contest is over!  Congrats to Ryan for his post in which he talks about wanting s’mores.  Or something.  So I’ll be in touch, young man! Also, wanted to thank EVERYONE for their posts.  They’ve given me a lot of ideas of what to post for the Gooker voting, which will take place…soon.  Vague, I know.  My apologies, but Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-05-13

15 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2013, 20:53
It may shock some of you to know that I, RD Reynolds, have never written recurring wrestling show reports in my life.  I mean, sure, I’ve inducted several shows before on the site, but not once have I filed weekly recaps or anything like that.  But that’s all changing now, courtesy of the show that has helped me rekindle my Continue Reading...
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Time to vote – the 2012 Gooker Awards!

64 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 21:25
Another 12 months of horrible wrestling is past us…and you know what that means: it’s time to vote for the absolute worst of the worst!  What will win the 2012 Gooker Award? Without further adieu, here’s the nominees! The Various Loves of AJ Lee: Want to simultaneously kill time on three hour Raws and a character that people at the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Hornswoggle Celebrates Over 2,000 Days As Cruiserweight Champion

2 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 21:09
A large celebration is planned for next week’s Monday Night Raw to commemorate Hornswoggle’s unprecedented 5 ½ year run with the Cruiserweight championship. WWE is pulling out all the stops to celebrate the milestone for the wrestler originally known as “The Little Bastard”. “Remember the ‘Rock: This Is Your Life’ segment a few years back?” said Raw head writer David Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE looking to take the “Be A Star” program in a new direction

0 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 19:21
Stamford, CT – For those of you who think the WWE’s anti-bullying campaign is already ridiculous, according to our WWE insider, Vince McMahon is taking the “Be A Star” program in a new direction… and it’s out of this world. “I think Vince is taking it a bit too literal,” our WWE insider admitted over the phone, “he basically wants Continue Reading...
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Induction: Fighting Fit with Roddy Piper: Just so you know, he is NOT Your Dad. Be thankful.

21 Submitted by on Sun, 06 January 2013, 17:22
Fitness Video, 1992 Text by RD Reynolds Thanks to Fellow Crapper Danny Hanlon for donating this tape!   Does that stupid calendar say January again? I hate January! Look, yeah, it’s my birth month and all that jazz, but really, it’s one of my least favorite months of the entire year. For starters, I love Christmas, and having to take down Continue Reading...
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0 Submitted by on Tue, 01 January 2013, 18:28
Welcome to the Worst of Pro Wrestling! Why hello there, RD Reynolds here.  I guess this is the area of our site where we discuss what this silly place on the world wide interwebs is all about. Founded on April 1, 2000, is a comedy site dedicated to all the worst in professional wrestling, so horrible characters, gimmicks, matches, Continue Reading...
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