Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
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Headlies: “Ryback Rules” Explained

11 Submitted by on Sun, 12 May 2013, 14:53
  We’ve been hearing Ryback say it for weeks, but nobody has had the time or determination to hash out exactly what “Ryback Rules” really are. Fear not, for we have compiled the five most important. 1. Ryback is allowed to look like Kermit the Frog (see lack of, neck). 2. Ryback is allowed to skip dentist appointments (and does…alot). Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Just breathe…

3 Submitted by on Sun, 12 May 2013, 04:30
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz submitted this and writes: After watching the Warrior vid you put up & hearing the Warrior snort, it reminded me of this little nugget. Whoever put this together has way too much time on their hands. And I have way too much time on my hands for watching even 30 seconds of it. It reminds me of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWE Superstars on MTV’s Silent Library game show

7 Submitted by on Sat, 11 May 2013, 23:05
Crapper Paul R. from “Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion” submitted this video and writes: A little something for It Came From YouTube… Here’s an episode of MTV’s “Silent Library” featuring WWE Superstars Dolph Ziggler, Chris Masters, Trent Barreta, Caylen Croft, JTG, and Curt Hawkins. It’s kinda stupid, yet also kinda funny. I’m guessing this is from around 2008/2009, as I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sin Cara Literally Caught Up In The Lights

9 Submitted by on Fri, 10 May 2013, 10:00
Shreveport, LA – During a house show at the Hirsch Memorial Coliseum, WWE Superstar Sin Cara performed a high risk maneuver that saw him literally get caught up in the lights of the arena. The incident occurred about halfway through the show in match between Sin Cara and Drew McIntyre. Everything was going according to plan when Sin Cara attempted Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Bushwhackers are out on the town

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 May 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jim Shea submitted this and write thusly: This true gem comes to us from an episode of Superstars in the late 80’s as the Bushwhackers are waltzing around town asking for directions from an American businessman. Where are they headed to? The WWF offices? The pub? The local house show? Or perhaps they’re heading to a Levi’s fashion shoot Continue Reading...
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Induction: Survivor Series 1991: A $25 Infomercial For A Show That Grossed 25% Of The Revenue

43 Submitted by on Thu, 09 May 2013, 19:00
 WWF, 1991 (duh) by Emerson Witner A few months ago my brother texted me and wondered when I was going to induct Survivor Series 1991. At first I explained that a.) It’s not my site and b.) Survivor Series 1991 wasn’t that bad. He replied back that RD never writes anymore inductions (note from RD: more to come once I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sable beanie teddy bear with booby handprints (for the kids!)

8 Submitted by on Thu, 09 May 2013, 14:22
Crapper David Coen sent in this Sable beanie Teddy Bear he found on eBay complete with hantprints on its (thankfully nonexistent) breasts. You know; for kids! The bear came out around 1999 and it was part of a series of beanie bears meant to cash in on the hot Beanie Baby craze going on at the time. It’s a reference Continue Reading...
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Pro Wrestling Desecrated, Issues 1 and 2!

18 Submitted by on Wed, 08 May 2013, 11:15
  Hello and welcome to the first installment of “Pro Wrestling Desecrated” where we’ll take old pro wrestling magazine covers and try to be funny by changing up the text. Sometimes it will be smarky headlines, sometime silly ones, but usually ones that amuse me and no one else. Maybe if we get really lucky, you’ll laugh once or twice Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mad Magazine WWF parody cover

23 Submitted by on Wed, 08 May 2013, 00:00
Poor Alfred E. Neuman does the job again! This is the cover of Mad Magazine #285 from March of 1989. I remember it had some very funny parodies of the then-current WWF wrestlers inside. The above cover image and all information used in this induction are courtesy of Doug Gilford’s Mad Magazine cover site. It’s an excellent collection of every Mad Magazine Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVI

9 Submitted by on Tue, 07 May 2013, 13:26
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. ‘Heroic’ Sheamus Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Batista Set To Debut In Elementary School Play

15 Submitted by on Tue, 07 May 2013, 10:00
Washington, DC – After a brief Mixed Martial Arts career and various minor movie roles, former WWE Superstar Dave Batista has decided to try his hand at stage acting. Rather than trying for Broadway, Batista will be enrolling in Mrs. Mullin’s third grade class at Janney Elementary school in Washington, DC. “After conquering the world of MMA with an undefeated Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XVI

9 Submitted by on Mon, 06 May 2013, 13:21
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker: Worst Color Commentator Ever?

77 Submitted by on Mon, 06 May 2013, 09:30
Ok, discussion over on the latest Saturday Morning Slam report has focused on the horrendosity that is Brad Maddox.  In my estimation, he is one of, if not the, worst color commentator of all time.  What say ye? Post your comments below!...
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Saturday Morning Slam 05-04-13

18 Submitted by on Sun, 05 May 2013, 20:40
  “Good morning, WWE Universe!  Welcome to Saturday Morning Slam.  In our opening contest, Jey Uso will be taking on Darren Young.” Really, that’s how this show started.  Even the announcer didn’t sound excited about this show.  Gotta admit, that’s kinda a far cry from the last few weeks where we’ve been promised CHANGES and NEW ERAS and all the Continue Reading...
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