Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Jeff Jarrett Returns to TNA; Can Puppet the Trash Can Midget and Lollipop Be Far Behind?
  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
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Stevie Richards Answers….The Count of 10

5 Submitted by on Thu, 07 March 2013, 13:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions.   This week, we’re joined by the current Extreme Rising World Champion, the King of Swing, Stevie Richards! Richards has been everywhere in his career, and done it Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Spirit Squad – Gimme an “S”! Gimme an “H”! Gimme an “I”! Gimme a…

16 Submitted by on Thu, 07 March 2013, 10:15
WWE, 2006 Text by RD Reynolds and Triple Kelly As I sit down to write this induction, a look at the calendar shows that the date is, in fact, April 1, 2010. A decade down the drain, indeed. Yes, this induction will mark the be the first of our double digit years. Since the launch back on April 1, 2000, the inductions have Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mr. Wonderful Regrets Not Choosing Mr. Perfect Nickname

3 Submitted by on Wed, 06 March 2013, 11:00
  In a recent WCNewz interview at his home in Fayetteville, Georgia, Paul Orndorff expressed regret that he had chosen Mr. Wonderful as his in-ring nickname, rather than the more promising Mr. Perfect. “I had 4 years on Curt,” Mr. Orndorff lamented. “I should have taken my time. Back then, when you chose a name, it stuck.” Though Mr. Wonderful had Continue Reading...
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RIP Paul Bearer

34 Submitted by on Wed, 06 March 2013, 08:00
  We’ll leave the Curtain Jerker title off today, and instead give full billing to a man who’s had quite a career in professional wrestling. William Moody, either as Paul Bearer or Percy Pringle III, was a unique character in a business full of them, standing out even when surrounded by larger-than-life monsters. Feel free to share some of your Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Orton Sponsored By Nyquil

6 Submitted by on Tue, 05 March 2013, 10:15
  Stamford, CT – World Wrestling Entertainment and multinational consumer goods company Procter & Gamble are proud to announce a new deal between the two companies. Unlike previous joint business deals between the two companies, this latest partnership will see superstar Randy Orton sponsored by the over-the-counter medication NyQuil. Orton, a former 6 time WWE Championship holder and star of Continue Reading...
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Rewriting the Book: What If…Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA? (Part IV) Corrected Version

26 Submitted by on Mon, 04 March 2013, 19:32
December 1987   Of the 5 major promotions that stood tall and profitable a few short years ago, 3 are gone; though 1 of those 3 has managed to stay alive by traveling from the US to Mexico, Puerto Rico, Brazil, Japan…wherever there’s a (small) paying crowd. This organization is not only a throwback to the days when pro wrestling Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 11

2 Submitted by on Mon, 04 March 2013, 18:38
Want to get ready for Old School Raw?  Then listen to RD and Blade discuss who will NOT be showing up!  That plus the results of  Blade’s Tecmo Bowl Tournament.  All that and more by clicking rightchere!  ...
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WWE Old School Raw 3/4/13 Live Coverage

25 Submitted by on Mon, 04 March 2013, 18:34
    Old School Raw! A night where nostalgia reigns supreme (not so much unlike at least 6-10 other Raws per year since 2007)! Check back at 8 PM EST for live 3 hour coverage, and tweet your thoughts to Justin, and maybe (just maybe) he’ll post it within this column. He’ll make ya (marginally) famous! And just for fun, Continue Reading...
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WrestleMania 1-28 Ranked: From Worst to Best

29 Submitted by on Mon, 04 March 2013, 14:45
With WrestleMania XXIX fast approaching, here’s a “one man’s damn opinion” look at how the first 28 events stacked up, from worst to best. 28. WrestleMania IX (1993) Just a colossal misfire in every imaginable way. From a shaky undercard (Crush-Doink, Razor-Backlund), to a draining Tag Team Title match, to the awful Taker-Gonzalez match, to company flagbearer Bret Hart losing Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Can You Take the Heat? The WWF Is Cooking! – Ever Wanted Too Cool Homeboy Homefries? Me Neither.

10 Submitted by on Mon, 04 March 2013, 10:15
WWF Cookbook, 2000 Although I’ve done it in countless interviews, I would like to take this opportunity to publicly thank Mick Foley for opening the door for wannabe wrestling authors such as myself. You see, prior to Foley’s groundbreaking autobiography, Have a Nice Day, publishers believed that wrestling fans could not read. Trying to get a deal for a wrestling book Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 03-02-13

11 Submitted by on Mon, 04 March 2013, 10:15
  So the hot rumor going around is that we’re going to get a General Manager on this here progrem, which is something that this show should decidedly should NOT have for two reasons: 1) the whole GM thing is completely played out (has there ever been one better than Vince in his initial run?) and 2) the great thing Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: No Holds Barred – A Tale of Crapped Pants and Teeny Weiners

19 Submitted by on Sun, 03 March 2013, 19:59
It’s a travesty. It’s a travesty of the highest magnitude, and, I believe it is fair to say, without hyperbole, a crime against mankind itself. Here we are, 15 years removed from the release of the first movie featuring Hulk Hogan in a starring role, and where, I ask, is the anniversary DVD release? (Note from 2013 RD: It’s right Continue Reading...
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RD and Justin Invade Pro Wrestling Weekly!

1 Submitted by on Sun, 03 March 2013, 16:05
  Via these three links, listen to your old pal RD, and your faint acquaintance Justin, as they paid visit to Pro Wrestling Weekly, with Fearon Derry, this past Saturday afternoon! Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 (NOTE: Parts 2 and 3 were originally out of order, for that’s the order Fearon uploaded them in. Booooo Fearon)...
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Blue Bar Cage 3/3/13: The Two Faces of WrestleMania XII

6 Submitted by on Sun, 03 March 2013, 13:00
  The Two Faces of WrestleMania XII by Justin Henry The five-star John Cena-CM Punk mega-epic may have been only four stars, had it not taken place in the pressure cooker of Dallas, TX. There’s just something about Dallas that puts the city up there with New York, Chicago, and Toronto as North America’s loudest, most responsive wrestling crowds. Perhaps Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Mickie James, CM Punk, and Chris Jericho Do Karaoke

2 Submitted by on Sun, 03 March 2013, 10:15
This could be the greatest video I’ve ever seen. Mickie James and CM Punk (with a cameo by Chris Jericho) belting out “Summer Nights” from the Grease soundtrack. One thing makes this video an all-time classic. Now, it’s not the greatest video ever because it features three minutes of my beloved Mickie, looking like she’s smuggling a pair of nuclear Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels didn’t lose his smile? (Part VIII)

3 Submitted by on Sat, 02 March 2013, 11:27
Rewriting the Book By CG Scum   What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997? Part VIII Moving along into the homestretch of our story, we are coming off the sizzling event that was SummerSlam with Bret “The Hitman” Hart leaving the big event as the WWF Champion in controversial fashion. Continue Reading...
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