What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross demonstrates his “angry face” (Jim is awesome).

4 Submitted by on Tue, 27 August 2013, 10:26
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: I had to post this, but not so much for the controversy. I did it for J.R.’s opening, especially at the 45 second mark. Funny stuff. Thought of R.D. and Blade with it. Thankfully, the channel has the rest of the symposium if you’d like the rest. See; that is funny but it mostly just makes Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: It’s “The Final Countdown” to Ric Flair Vs. Ricky Steamboat at WrestleWar ’89!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 27 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat are preparing for the final battle of one of the most epic feuds in wrestling history and Turner actually released a special edition of Europe’s “The Final Countdown” music video to hype it. So cheesy yet so awesome at the same time… And I thought the song couldn’t get any more Continue Reading...
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The end of the Power Crappings

34 Submitted by on Mon, 26 August 2013, 14:29
Attention Loyal Crappers, After some careful consideration this past week, as well as consultation with RD Reynolds himself, I have made the decision to end the Power Crappings for the foreseeable future. The straw that broke the camel’s back, as you may be able to surmise, was the SummerSlam ending being a point of contention among the normal votership. Even Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Daniel Bryan Changes His Catchphrase to ‘Maybe!’

6 Submitted by on Mon, 26 August 2013, 08:00
Aberdeen, WA – WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan has changed his definitive catchphrase of “Yes!” to a more neutral chant of “Maybe!” Following the loss of the WWE Championship to Randy Orton mere seconds after defeating John Cena, the volatile Bryan has gone into a mode of self-reflection and introspection. “Despite my years of dominating on the independent scene, I’ve come Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Lego Wrestler (and a lumberjack, too!)

5 Submitted by on Sun, 25 August 2013, 21:13
Crapper Scott Lowry sent this in and writes: You will dig this. Fisher Price toys has this line called Imaginext which is basically the modern version of the Adventure People line from the 70’s-80’s. It includes pirates, knights, ninjas, DC superheroes and Spongebob Squarepants. They just came out with blind-bag Imaginext figures that are generally pretty cool, but don’t exactly Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Fink is here courtesy of Chris Jericho!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 23 August 2013, 20:48
Crapper Logan Harding writes: This happened around the time Y2J made his debut for the company. I guess him getting Fink to act like the Warrior is supposed to prove….something. I thought Fink was hilarious in this! Kudos to him for going through with it. Destrucity flows through The Fink like water through the mighty river! Thanks, Logan!...
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Induction: Piper vs. Lawler: No promotion in the world would dare pass this off as “The New Generation.” Well, maybe AWA.

32 Submitted by on Thu, 22 August 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1994 It’s no secret that I’m a big fan of the late Art Donovan’s classic terrible commentary at King of the Ring 1994. Given my pen name (based on Gorilla Monsoon’s botched introduction that evening) and my blog entitled, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?”, it should come as no surprise that Harry Simon’s induction of Art Donovan at Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Vince McMahon rips on a jobber he says “could be wrapped in a Glad bag”.

12 Submitted by on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:48
Crapper Surfer Sandman writes: I just want to submit the following Youtube video of what is probably Vince McMahon’s most hilarious commentary on a match. Also features Bruno Sammartino on commentary. Let me know if you’re interested. This site has a transcript of the video as well. Wow! Vince was really kind of being a jerk to the poor guy. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Guys- Hulk Hogan is interested in your sex life- and your prostate!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:41
Paul over at Infomercial Hell covers two print ads Hulk Hogan did for an erectile disfunction pill, and a prostate health pill. I’ll let Paul talk about the ads themselves. All I will add is that while prostate health is certainly important, it sure is weird seeing Hulk Hogan interested in mine… Maybe he can loan Angry Jim some of Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXXI

27 Submitted by on Tue, 20 August 2013, 13:58
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. TNA cut Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXXI

34 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2013, 15:19
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Miz Revealed to be Lovecraftian Old God

9 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2013, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – In a shocking turn of events, WWE Superstar The Miz, was revealed to be a blasphemous “Old One”, an ancient and extremely powerful supernatural entity from beyond the stars. Following an exciting main event featuring WWE Champion John Cena and Daniel Bryan, The Miz, who was serving as the host of Summerslam, stood in the middle Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Little Hercules is here, and he’s in 3-D, brother!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So way, way back in 2006 there was an episode of Hogan Knows Best which followed the Hulkster as he worked on a film called “Little Hercules in 3D” where Brooke and Nick also got bit parts and The Big Show played a major villain. You may ask yourself “wait I never saw Little Hercules” in Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES — Conquistadors Continue Not Living Up to Their Name

8 Submitted by on Sat, 17 August 2013, 09:00
June 20th, 2013, Dumpwater, FL — WCNewz was on hand last night for an Indy Event, where the Tag Team known as Los Conquistadors continued not living up to their name. For more than a quarter of a century, multiple wrestlers have worn the gold bodysuit/mask combo, wrestling in losing efforts in Japan, New Zealand, Mexico, the US and other Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brooke Hogan Excited To Start Doing Whatever It Is She Actually Does

12 Submitted by on Sat, 17 August 2013, 08:30
Tampa Bay, FL – Following the news of her firing, TNA Knockouts Executive Brooke Hogan has stated that she is looking forward to her future projects. In a press conference, Hogan, real name Brooke Ellen Bollea, said, “This chapter in my life is closing, but I am looking forward to the next one. I have been blessed with a wildly Continue Reading...
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