What does Vince McMahon have in store for Kevin Owens after the “Headbutt Heard ‘Round The World”?

Lawyer up and read all about it in Headlies!

Heroes in a 1/2-Star Rated match!

The Toxic Turtles arrive at Wrestlecrap in a brand new induction!

Live from New Japan’s G1 Tournament…Nailz vs. El Gigante!

And it’s every bit as horrible as you’d expect!

NEW INDUCTION!

Dustin Runnels doesn’t like adultery, huh?

I wonder how he’d feel if his wife committed adultery!

Find out the shocking answer in a brand new induction!

 

It’s the face that launched a thousand relationships.

Braun Strowman is ready to teach us how to laugh and love in Headlies!

Sick of seeing Nia Jax on Raw?

Well, it could be worse.

The Divas Pajama Pillow Fight…NOW INDUCTED!

  • WWE Presents Finn Balor With "Don't Forget, You're Feuding With Bray Wyatt Forever" Plaque
  • WCW Thunder Announced For WWE Network, Wrestlecrap Calls Up Reserves
  • "Creative has nothing for you" replaced with "You're feuding With Bray Wyatt"
  • Jeremy Piven Excited For SummerFest
  • NXT Takeover Crowds Practicing Chants Before Doors Open
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Induction: Cooking for the Single Man – Hibachi-Mania

27 Submitted by on Thu, 16 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 In the 1990s, the WWF put out a VHS tape called, “Smack’em Whack’em”. I know what you’re thinking: “Art, didn’t you already write up that softcore Sable tape?” But in fact, this tape came out in 1993 and featured the WWF’s first-ever ladder match, Bret Hart’s first-ever world title win, and, curiously, a series of special segments interspersed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ace reporter Shawn Michaels has found a thrilling subject to report on!

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Crapper Jake “Rough” Waters* writes: I don’t know if you’ve seen this but apparently during Shawn Michaels’s four year retirement he was a guest sports correspondent for a local TV news station. I thought this might be a worthy entry. Wow! Shawn actually managed to make this kind of interesting and entertaining. Go Shawn! *Okay, I made that nickname up....
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

30 Submitted by on Tue, 14 February 2017, 02:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Elimination Chamber Converted Into School Playground

5 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 08:00
Mesa, AZ – Following the events of last night’s events, WWE has decided to donate and convert the elimination chamber into a playground for needy children. WWE’s ring crew quickly broke down the Elimination Chamber and loaded it piece by piece into their trucks, making the short drive from Phoenix to Mesa to deliver it. “Eh, we barely use the Continue Reading...
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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...
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Matt loves The Yeti!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 00:30
Friend of WrestleCrap Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula loves wrestling. More specially, he loves The Yeti! And so do we of course! So go check out Matt’s new blog post about The Yeti.  It’s a  loving tribute to our favorite wrestling mummy who emerged from a giant block of ice....
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EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

61 Submitted by on Sun, 12 February 2017, 02:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Sells Roman Reigns Valentine’s Day Cards

6 Submitted by on Fri, 10 February 2017, 08:00
Pensacola, FL – In honor of Valentine’s Day, WWE has released a series of Roman Reigns-themed Valentine’s Day cards. “When I think of love, I think of Roman Reigns,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “He’s just so strong and handsome. I mean look at those eyes! That smile! That long luxurious hair that can barely be tamed! Those huge, bulging Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scotty The Body hits the indies with his awesome theme music!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 10 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Will Fluker writes: Scott Levy as Scotty Flaming when he was in the Dimaond Exchange, dancing to Dino- I Like as his entrance song: I love this gimmick so much! I love everything about it from his outfit, to his dancing, to his radical  theme song! I seriously like Scotty Flamingo/Scotty The Body way better than Raven. But he’s Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Rebel vs. Shelly Martinez – You Guys Didn’t Vote For It…But I Sure Did!

49 Submitted by on Thu, 09 February 2017, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2016 Spoiler alert: I didn’t vote for WrestleMania 32 in the 2016 Gooker Award poll. Also, do I need to do a “spoiler alert” disclaimer when it’s something that is already past?  I suppose not. In hindsight, I can’t blame anyone for voting for Mania 32 as the worst thing they’d seen in 2016.  Try as I might in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk And Socko Connection!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 06 February 2017, 23:24
Crapper The Doctor of Style writes: It wasn’t Mick Foley, but Eric Bischoff and his marketing company, who got hired to promote an energy drink called “Socko” about 10 years ago. Eventually Socko got a tie-in with Bischoff’s buddy Hulk Hogan, resulting in “Hogan Energy.” (photo attached) Ingredients include “Taurine, vitamins B12, B6 and Horny Goat Weed,” which must’ve played Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Revealed To Be Sting In Disguise

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Portland, OR – In what can only be described as the most shocking twist of the modern wrestling era, Samoa Joe was revealed to be none other than WCW legend Sting. The major revelation came during a passionate in-ring promo by Triple H with Samoa Joe at his side. “Tonight, I stand before you with the dominant Samoa Joe by Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go on a cruise with TNA wrestlers!

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In December of 2011 TNA hosted a cruise! Or I should say, a “Coastal Chaos Cruise”.  I’m just going to copy and paste from the website… Coming this December…… TNA Wrestling presents Coastal Chaos Cruise: The Ultimate Fan Xpedition “Brawl Aboard!” Pricing: Interior Cabin – $379 per person (based on double occupancy) Ocean View Cabin – $479 per person (based Continue Reading...
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Induction: John Cena Gets Stabbed – What Would Jesús Do?

31 Submitted by on Thu, 02 February 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2004 Here’s an induction that Wrestlecrappers have been demanding for years. Maybe it’s because the key plot points took place off screen. Maybe it’s because, like the time he got fired by the Anonymous Raw GM, it wasted a perfectly good excuse to never see John Cena in a wrestling ring again. Or maybe it’s because it mirrored one Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What If Eric Young Beat Robert Roode At Slammiversary ’07? (Part IV)

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Missed the first three installments of Chris French’s contribution to #RTB10? Part I be here, part II be there, and part III be in a third place! TNA IMPACT!, 13 September 2007 The cold-opening for this episode shows two recordings, each a counterpoint to the other. The first is of Robert Roode’s arrival at the IMPACT! Zone. As he walks Continue Reading...
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The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport – Issue #1: Day Of The Dead

10 Submitted by on Mon, 30 January 2017, 19:18
There are many iconic events in professional wrestling’s long, illustrious history: Wrestlemania III, Bash At The Beach 1996, Survivor Series 1997 … the list is endless. Every event is promoted as amazing, can’t-miss, unique, one of a kind. We all know that’s hyperbole. Not every event can be that important. By definition, there is only one night that can be Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination

5 Submitted by on Mon, 30 January 2017, 08:00
San Antonio, TX – While most of the wrestling world was talking about Randy Orton’s surprise win at the Royal Rumble, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was focusing on the incredible way that Roman Reigns took his elimination. “Highlight of the entire night,” said McMahon while talking about an event that included appearances from The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, and Tye Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A CD single that’s American Made!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 27 January 2017, 02:00
Look what I found on Amazon! A Hulk Hogan American Made CD single. I think it was something sent to radio stations in the desperate hope that it would get some kind of radio airplay. I love how happy Hulk looks holding that guitar. HappyHulkRocksOut.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! The song is from his album “Hulk Rules” which you Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WrestleMania 32 – 2016 Gooker Award Winner

62 Submitted by on Thu, 26 January 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2016 Many years ago, I more or less had a nervous breakdown.  And many of you reading this today bore witness to it as it happened on air. Prior to a WrestleCrap Radio episode that I wish I could forget (amazingly even more than the others), I was discussing the itinerary with my co-host, Mr. Blade Braxton.  If you’ve Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part III)

3 Submitted by on Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:15
Missed the first two installments? Read Part I and Part II! TNA IMPACT!, 16 August 2007 After the bloodbath at Hard Justice, strangely neither Eric Young, nor Robert Roode are seen at the IMPACT Zone in person. Roode appears in a segment “RECORDED EARLIER” — he is seen approaching Frankie Kazarian in the backstage area. In his usual oily business-manner, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance

2 Submitted by on Fri, 20 January 2017, 02:00
Crapper Adam Vanderpluym writes: “Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance” This may be a little obscure, but would be a fitting submission for Veteran’s Day. It’s a clip from a territory featuring a young Marine (with a noticeable Southern accent) by the name of Brian Armstrong. That’s right! The Road Dogg was a devil dog! He even served in Desert Storm. Continue Reading...
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