Poor Ken Patera can’t catch a break, but at least WWE gets more use out of the Punjabi Prison.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Columbo and women’s wrestling?

Now that’s a combination as unbeatable as a sunset flip!

“…All the Marbles” inducted!

It’s a whole new world now that Disney has chosen Jack Gallagher as their new Aladdin.

Use one of your wishes to read all about it in Headlies!

Let’s celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the release of Pile Driver by analyzing the music video SCENE BY SCENE!

NEW INDUCTION!

Who is going around the internet praising the return of Global Force Wrestling?

Strut on over to Headlies to find out the identity of this mystery person!

Excited for girl-on-girl action?

Pay-per-view? The number 69?

What if I told you Jackie Stallone was involved?

The GLOW pay-per-view – inducted!

The granddaddy of them all gets its greatest main event!

Move over Flair vs. Race!  We’ve got Hogan vs. Beefcake!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another injury for Seth Rollins?

Find out how WWE plans to protect The Architect in Headlies!

The ultimate triple threat – Terry Funk vs. Chris Candido vs. a Horse!

Is it any good?  Nay!

Sorry for the horrible pun – here’s hoping we make up for that with our NEW Induction!

Mr. Money In The Bank wants you to pony up some cash so he can get on Warped Tour.

Open up your wallets, strap on your Vans, and check out a new Headlie!

Look who’s invading WCW!

No, it’s not the WBF Bodystars…

…It’s the Battle Dome Warriors!

New induction!

Step right up and be the first in line at WWE’s new amusement park!

We’ve got all the details in Headlies!

What’s Todd Chrisley doing in bed with that woman?

Wrestling, of course!

The Chrisleys invade All-Star Wrestling in a new induction!

Think that bit with Alexa and Bayley from Monday was bad?

You ain’t seen nothing yet!

The first – and worst – of the This is Your Life skits…INDUCTED!

Greg Gagne is donning the camouflage one more time this Memorial Day.

 March on over to Headlies and read all about it!

Did you know that Chris & Tammy once killed a cat?

Anyone know a good Tammy Sytch/cat joke?

New induction!

WWE has a new bonafide star on their hands after Backlash, but it’s not who you think.

Flex as hard as you can and read all about it in Headlies!

Hillbilly Jim vs. Mr. Fuji in a Tuxedo Match!

A bout so horrible it’s causing RD Reynolds to consider retirement!

But will he?  Find out in our NEW INDUCTION!

Will John Cena end up on a real chain gang?

Find out in WWE Films’ Legendary!

Inducted!

Vince is breaking out the old Victrola for new Pay-Per-View names.

Grab your headphones and strut on over to Headlies!

For the first time in 17 years, we ain’t waiting.

The House of Horrors…now inducted at WrestleCrap.com!

Who is going to clean up after the House Of Horrors mess?

Erick Rowan, that’s who!

Grab a mop and bucket and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s backyard wrestling!

It’s lucha libre!

It’s… a Full House sequel?

Whatever it is, it’s a new induction!

Mulkey Mania is running wild all over your video game consoles.

Grab your Atari 2600 joystick and head on over to Headlies!

RD Reynolds discusses 3 Ninjas: High Noon on Mega Mountain on the Horrible Movie Podcast!

Click Hulk’s wacky wig to listen in!

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  • Abyss and Father James Mitchell Spend A Surprisingly Pleasant Father's Day Together
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: 2016 – A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

79 Submitted by on Thu, 29 December 2016, 20:00
A staggering and inordinate amount of deaths among talented, beloved celebrities and entertainers. A hideously ugly election cycle that only seemed to magnify the worst in everyone. The continued existence of Chrisley Knows Best, despite nobody knowing (or willing to admit knowing) a single person that watches that show for non-ironic reasons. The year 2016 has not been a pretty one, to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Coca-Cola Reveals Special Wrestlecrap-Edition Cans For Christmas

12 Submitted by on Mon, 26 December 2016, 08:00
Indianapolis, IN – In a surprise move, Coca-Cola will be releasing new specialty cans next year featuring the names and images of terrible professional wrestling gimmicks and angles. Coca-Cola Chairman and CEO Muhtar Kent explained the sudden and inexplicable change to the soda company’s traditional winter and Santa Claus-themed cans. “My flight had a layover this morning at the Indianapolis Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rock Jr. isn’t cooking much judging by his physique.

4 Submitted by on Mon, 26 December 2016, 03:31
Oh look, it’s some indy geek doing a terrible impersonation of The Rock! He sort of does look like The Rock… if The Rock lived in a Third World Country, was starving, and suddenly lost all of his muscle mass. “Please, just $.75 a day can give The Rock a nourishing meal and the education he so desperately needs!”. Sadly Continue Reading...
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The Further Adventures of El Santa Claus: The Battle With Pitch Was Just the Beginning!

11 Submitted by on Sat, 24 December 2016, 08:12
Short Films, Late 1950’s/Early 1960’s Text by RD Reynolds It feels so weird to think that this induction I am penning tonight is the last new one to ever be featured on what is soon to be the old version of WrestleCrap.com. But in many ways, it is only appropriate that we end it this way. After all, I’m pretty sure Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Slay – Yes, Virginia – Goldberg is Santa Claus!

10 Submitted by on Sat, 24 December 2016, 08:02
Movie, 2005  Hey, remember Bill Goldberg? Sure you do. The guy tore through WCW during its boom period, and were it not for the noodle heads running the company at the time, would likely have led them to even greater heights. He had that weird mix of charisma and intensity that made up for his lack of technical prowess inside Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 264!!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 23 December 2016, 23:04
Christmas time is here!  Like literally, by the time we post this, it will be Christmas Day if I don’t type faster.  RD and Blade have all kinds of fun and you will too by listening right now!  Like before it’s December 26th! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Babes in Toyland – Georgy Porgie Puddin’ Pie, Shows RD His Cameltoe and Makes Him Cry

11 Submitted by on Fri, 23 December 2016, 08:45
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1986 Special Note from RD: This is yet another trek down memory lane, as I take a look at one of the worst holiday movies ever made. This has nothing to do with wrestling, but in the spirit of the season, I thought it might be fun to cover. If you just want wrestling, hit the back Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Macho Man creates havoc and shills a meat snack at the same time!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 23 December 2016, 02:00
In this bunch of awesome 80’s and 90’s commercials (just one in a continuing series), The Nostalgia Critic features a montage of commercials for Slim Jims featuring (who else?) The Macho Man Randy Savage! ArtThouBored.com! I bet that URL… might possibly be taken because it’s so cool and I can’t be the first one to think of using it. Man, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny – Featuring More Songs and Soiled Pants Than Any Christmas Film Rightfully Should

18 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 20:00
Film, 1972 It’s late December, so you know what that means!  Time for yours truly to get away from the horribleness pro wrestling provides and jump headfirst into the horribleness Christmas movies can sometimes provide instead!  If you’re only here for true WrestleCrap, you can bypass this induction, but be warned, these are generally some of the most popular articles Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Just $14.95!

69 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: A Johnny Damon Christmas: Yankee, Go Home!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 08:45
WWE, 2009 Text by Art0Donnell & RD Reynolds Check out Art0Donnell’s Facebook Page Here and his Blog, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?” Here! Holiday episodes of wrestling have never must-see television. Knowing that most fans will be spending time with family rather than watching the boob tube, but unwilling to just show re-runs like normal TV programs, wrestling writers typically phone it in around Thanksgiving Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Workshop Street Fight: On Don West’s Christmas Wish List: SPANK ACTION!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 21 December 2016, 20:06
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Over the years, at times, I’ve felt as though I’m running out of material on this here site. Generally when I feel that way, I then get a flood of requests for things I either a) never saw; b) don’t remember; or more often c) saw, thought “Man that was atrocious and I never ever Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan hypes….NARCISSUS

4 Submitted by on Tue, 20 December 2016, 18:28
Crapper Drew Bladd writes: I remember Bobby Heenan hyping the debut of Narcissus in the weeks leading up to the 1993 Royal Rumble but I’ve only recently read that the original name for the Lex Luger played character was “Narcissus.” Perhaps someone convinced McMahon that Lex Luger was already a well known wrestler. But, then again, perhaps somebody realized what Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Bounty – Because When You Think Christmas (And Bounty Hunting), You Think THE MIZ

40 Submitted by on Tue, 20 December 2016, 08:45
WWE Studios, 2013 The image above is unlike any I’ve ever led an induction with, but I think it may be the most appropriate ever. If not “appropriate”, it is the most personal.  What you see in this photograph is my living room.  That’s my crusty old Mitsubishi rear projection that is what the Reynolds family watches every night.  No, we’ve never Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 09:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Back to the Future Christmas – Great Scott! This Show Sucks!

23 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 08:35
Cartoon, 1992 Note from RD: It’s that time of year again – CHRISTMAS!  As is the tradition around these parts, my last induction of the year prior to Christmas is always a non-wrestling one that focuses on a terrible Christmas movie or TV special.  Take a break from awful wrestling with an awful yule log instead! As I write this, I am Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Dudley Boyz Have Their Bar Mitzvah, Become Dudley Men

6 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – World Famous tag team The Dudley Boyz officially changed their name to The Dudley Men following their bar mitzvahs this past Saturday. The former WWE, ECW, and TNA tag team read from the Torah at Temple Beth Israel in Brooklyn, signifying their ascent into manhood. The ceremony, which was presided over by Rabbi David Shulman, was many Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A nice Santa Bill Goldberg ornament. Wait- something is horribly wrong!

10 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 02:00
Crapper Andrew Sarkis writes: While looking through the WCW worldwide tumblr, I stumbled upon this obscure piece of Goldberg merchandise. I know R.D featured this on the old site years ago, but this stupid naked Santa Bill Goldberg Christmas ornament is one of my all-time favorite pieces of weird wrestling merchandise and one of the best “worst” things ever featured Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW Live! with Disco Inferno, Mark Madden, Mike Sanders, Kwee Wee & Paisley [25th August 2000]

0 Submitted by on Sun, 18 December 2016, 12:53
Here’s an episode of the old WCW>com streaming show WCW Live! with Disco Inferno, Mark Madden, Mike Sanders, Kwee Wee & Paisley [25th August 2000]. Oh yeah, and it’s hosted by Jeremy Borash and Bob Ryder. The show was almost always terrible (thanks in large part to the hosts), but I liked it anyway and it was kind of entertaining Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: the 1986 UWF Christmas Special.

0 Submitted by on Sun, 18 December 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a Christmas gift from Bill Watts! Hosted by a young Jim Ross! Including a Holiday greetings from The Fantastics (11:38), Joel Watts (16:18), and “Santa Saw” Jim Duggan (25:12) & (37:00). Also there’s a “Video Christmas Card” at 38:56! Ah, great obscure Christmas wrestling content is a fantastic gift! Thanks, Paul!  ...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa Buddies: You Wouldn’t Think Puppies Could Suck the Joy Out of Christmas

13 Submitted by on Sat, 17 December 2016, 08:01
Direct to Hell DVD Release, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds Mrs. Deal: “Let me see if I got this right: you’re going to make fun of a kids’ Christmas movie starring puppies. What is wrong with you?” Oh no…no no no, Mrs. Deal. Don’t you dare paint me as the villain here. I didn’t make this movie. I didn’t make this horrible, horrendous, Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: WWF Christmas Party 2001: They Sure Don’t Have Parties Like THIS Anymore!

13 Submitted by on Fri, 16 December 2016, 08:03
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds Office Christmas parties ain’t what they used to be. While I was never privy to the insanity that apparently took place back in the 70’s (according to TV and film, those things had everything from guys xeroxing their anuses to drugs to orgies to guys xeroxing their anuses with drugs while having an orgie), I Continue Reading...
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