Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
  • TNA Blames Late Talent Checks on Delays in Pony Express Service
  • Sheamus' New Look Inspired by Kevin Nash's "Master Blaster" Character After HOF Mention
  • Internet Somehow Tolerates 15 Years of WrestleCrap.com, Braces for 15 More
  • Miesha Tate Hires Stephanie McMahon: "She's The Only Woman I've Ever Seen Escape Ronda Rousey's Armbar"
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XII

6 Submitted by on Mon, 08 April 2013, 15:07
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Pizza Print- eat your favorite WWE Superstar on a pizza!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 08 April 2013, 00:00
“Ah! A lovely cheese pizza, just for me”. -Kevin McCallister in “Home Alone”. This is a WWE Pizza Print. It’s an edible decoration that you put on top of your pizza after it’s cooked and sliced. Here’s the thing… I like WWE (most of the time). I like pizza (nearly all of the time!) I just don’t think I want those Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 04-06-13

10 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 15:44
  “Good morning, WWE Universe!  It’s the biggest wrestling weekend of the entire year, but you’d never know it watching this show, as we hype exactly zero WrestleMania matches!  While we know you’d love to get another half hour talking about Zeb Colter or Hunter possibly retiring, you ain’t getting it here!” Just a guess on my part there – Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: WrestleMania XXIX: Unusual Stats and Predictions

15 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 12:00
  Blue Bar Cage: WrestleMania XXIX: Unusual Stats and Predictions by Justin Henry WWE Tag Team Championship: Daniel Bryan/Kane vs. Dolph Ziggler/Big E Langston -Kane becomes the fifth man in WWE history to defend Tag Team Titles at WrestleMania with more than one different partner: IRS/Mike Rotundo (Barry Windham at 1, Ted Dibiase at 8 and 9), Billy Gunn (Bart Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF WrestleMania music video

1 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 00:00
Since today is WrestleMania 29, I thought it was appropriate to post this song that celebrates all that is WrestleMania. Crapper Chris Brown writes: I saw today that there’s a re-post of RD’s classic induction of the not-so-classic WrestleMania: The Album.  I thought it’d be fitting for “It Came From YouTube” to feature the music video for the opening track, which Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The NWO commit attempted vehicular homicide and video tape it

22 Submitted by on Sun, 07 April 2013, 00:00
Crapper Jackson Adamczak submits this clip and writes: An all time favorite, and suprising that I’ve never seen it on the site (or talked about on WCW Tv after this happened), as the nWo (Hall, Nash, Pac) make the Steiner Brothers flip their car and potentially kill them, and decide to leave to scene of the accident. Classic. This is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WrestleMania 29 Mohawk hat (for women!)

6 Submitted by on Sat, 06 April 2013, 20:57
Believe it or not, I found this WrestleMania 29 Mohawk Hat in the Women’s section of the WWE Shop website. I just can’t believe the WWE expects this thing to appeal to women (or anyone with a pulse, for that matter). I don’t know what’s worse- the bright blue mohawk itself, or the goofy dangly ball things that end up going to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Utterly Disappointed With Build To Wrestlemania Still Excited To Be Going

6 Submitted by on Sat, 06 April 2013, 19:13
Marlboro, NJ – Lifetime wrestling fan and proud “smark” Julian Dimagiba, despite having spent the last few weeks complaining about the build for Wrestlemania, is still completely excited to be going to the event. Dimagiba, the bassist for the band Young Rising Sons and self-described “Master of Ceremonies”, has been taking to Facebook, Twitter, Tout, and various other social media Continue Reading...
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The WrestleMania WrestleCrap Four Pack!

6 Submitted by on Sat, 06 April 2013, 11:24
On the eve of WrestleMania XXIX, here’s four entire WrestleManias deemed fit for induction to this very site! WrestleMania II – By RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Harry Simon WrestleMania IX – By RD Reynolds WrestleMania XI – By Art O’Donnell WrestleMania XXVII – By Justin Henry...
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The 50 Greatest WrestleMania Matches Ever

27 Submitted by on Fri, 05 April 2013, 14:36
With my look at the 28 previous WrestleManias up and posted on my personal blog, I decided to post, for Our Loyal Crappers, my list of the fifty greatest WrestleMania matches ever. Even if I don’t always agree with your arguments, I do love to see the debate you guys create, and I imagine there will be some from this Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Berzerker tires to kill Jamison, plus Vince’s awful wardrobe

7 Submitted by on Fri, 05 April 2013, 13:00
This is from WWF Prime Time Wrestling in 1991. First of all; I just have to ask… What in the hell is Vince wearing?! Is that some kind of sweatsuit or tracksuit? Did he accidentally pick out his wardrobe from Linda’s closet that day?! Egads… Vince wore a lot of horrible outfits around this time but I think this one takes Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Goldberg vs. Lesnar – The Most Overhyped, Underdelivering Match Ever!

13 Submitted by on Fri, 05 April 2013, 10:15
WrestleMania XX, 2004 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds  It’s that time of year again, fellow ‘Crappers. Yes, March Madness is upon us. A time of NCAA men’s and women’s basketball brackets AND the good ol’ Wrestlemania weekend. I always thought it’d be fun to get together with your buddies for a weekend and watch some old Wrestlemanias to get in the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Dixie Carter figure

23 Submitted by on Thu, 04 April 2013, 21:35
Yes, you can now buy your own TNA Impact Wrestling Dixie Carter figure for just $29.99 plus shipping. And better yet; it’s autographed by Dixie herself! License To Become A Collectable! They even have a little contest going. I’ll let them explain: Buy your exclusive autographed Action Figure of TNA President Dixie Carter from ShopTNA.com. Then, follow @TNADixie on Twitter and post a picture Continue Reading...
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Fearon Derry Answers….The Count of 10

0 Submitted by on Thu, 04 April 2013, 12:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions.   This week’s guest is Fearon Derry. Who or what is a “Fearon”, you might be asking. Mr. Derry is the host of the longest running wrestling radio Continue Reading...
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Vince Holds the WrestleMania Production Meeting

18 Submitted by on Wed, 03 April 2013, 18:49
Thank you for coming. As you know, WrestleMania is the biggest show of the year, and millions upon millions of fans, die-hard and casual alike, will be watching, so we need to make sure everything goes right. All of you that are on this show, congratulations; your hard work paid off. Yes, Brock, Fandango, and the Bellas certainly earned their Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bob Holly as Thurman “Sparky” Plugg debut vignette

5 Submitted by on Wed, 03 April 2013, 17:37
After R.D posted his review of Bob Holly’s new autobiography, I simply had to post this one. Here’s Bob Holly’s 1994 WWF debut vignette as race car driver Thurman “Sparky” Plugg. With a stupid name and gimmick like this, you can almost excuse him for turning into such a bitter, angry, bullying jerk. Almost… He at least looked the part with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Nord The Barbarian (AKA: The Berzerker) stars in “A Day In The Life” mini-movie

6 Submitted by on Wed, 03 April 2013, 16:02
Crapper Rusty Shackleford linked to this in the Comments section of another post and I just had to post it on the site properly. This is a mini-movie produced in 1987 for the AWA staring Nord The Barbarian AKA: The Berzerker AKA: John Nord. It’s like some kind of great, cheese ball 80’s sitcom- “Our Wacky Viking!”. Thanks for pointing Continue Reading...
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