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Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

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A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

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WrestleMania 31’s IC Title Chase…INDUCTED!

Vince McMahon will do anything to make sure Roman Reigns has a memorable Wrestlemania entrance.

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Sting is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame…

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Sami Zayn’s role at Wrestlemania revealed!

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Five Simple Words:  “They Are Fighting Over Shampoo.”

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Kevin Owens sure looks comfy.

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Want to watch Vince McMahon choke his daughter and pie face his wife?

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Shane McMahon is back and he’s ready for another invasion.

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Buff Bagwell Boxes Roddy Piper…NEW INDUCTION!

Will Chris Jericho never eeeeevvvverrrrr wear a shirt again?

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It’s the other realm match of the century: Billy Gunn vs. Sabrina The Teenage Witch!

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The Gooker Award Winning Lana-Dolph-Rusev-Summer love trapezoid!

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It may not have won the 2015 Gooker…but it was just 17 votes away!

The DIVAS REVOLUTION!

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A HUGE match had been announced for Wrestlemania!

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How many WrestleCrap inductees can you cram into one Royal Rumble?

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No one was expecting this surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble!

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Time to announce the “Winner” of the 2015 Gooker Award!

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Antonio Cesaro Yodels for…well…No One’s Enjoyment!

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REVEALED!  The Reason Why James Storm Returned to TNA-Impact Wrestling!

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It’s the Slammys, hosted by Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand!

Somehow It’s Even Worse than You Can Imagine!

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The Legendary Bill Apter Joins WrestleCrap Radio!

Who Were Real People at PWI? Did Bill Invent Apartment Wrestling?

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Going to jail wasn’t all bad for Vince. He got to meet an old friend while in the slammer.

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It’s a Superkick Party with The Young Bucks and Good Ol’ JR is invited!

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WrestleCrap.com is devastated at the passing of Harry Simon.

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The Annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas Show is Here!

Has Dixie Carter been a good girl this year?

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Great Scott!

It’s a Back to the Future Christmas!

And it absolutely sucks!

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Turd Up!

K-Fed Has Arrived at WrestleCrap in a New Induction!

WWE has found the reason why ratings are in the basement: lack of Mike Adamle!

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Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:

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It Came From YouTube: Diamond Dallas Page sings a duet with… Zorak from Space Ghost?!

5 Submitted by on Tue, 15 October 2013, 16:09
Crapper James Knouse writes: Youtube recommended this to me and I figured it was shareworthy. DDP crooning the track “Evil Is Only Skin Deep” along with Zorak (from The Brak Show and Space Ghost) Outstanding! I’ve never heard that before, but I love it! Great song! Diamond Dallas Page has quite the sense of rhythmic timing when he sings- who Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Blackman Gold trading card! Oooh, shiny…

16 Submitted by on Tue, 15 October 2013, 02:37
Crapper Chris found this beautiful and stunning (okay, it’s really neither of those things but I wanted to class the joint up a bit) Steve Blackman gold trading card on eBay and writes: I have a hard time believing this weird all gold collectors card of The Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman is a real thing. I mean, I know I am Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Dramatic Dream Team Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship matches from (where else?) Japan

15 Submitted by on Mon, 14 October 2013, 08:24
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Happy Columbus Day/Canadian Thanksgiving! Loved reading Art’s recent entry and saw in comments people asking for video footage at least of the infamous DDT parody title of the old WWE 24/7 Hardcore title. I like telling of this title on road trips since it’s quite the hilarious site what Japan can do with a silly idea. First Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Daniel Bryan and Stu Hart have wrestled bears- and now it’s in song form!

7 Submitted by on Mon, 14 October 2013, 05:03
Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is a music video made up from Daniel Bryan’s Saturday Morning Slam rant on bears. Not much else I can say to describe this… Daniel Bryan has wrestled a bear…. just like Stu Hart. And now we have it in song form (sorta). Of course; if you’ve been reading R.D Reynolds’ Saturday Morning Slam recaps Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Road Trip To Bound For Glory with Eric Young and Joseph Park: Preparing for the trip!

7 Submitted by on Sat, 12 October 2013, 11:19
“Showtime” Eric Young and Joseph Park are embarking on a 10-day road trip to Bound For Glory in San Diego, California, where the duo will participate in a Pre-show Gauntlet Match (against Christopher Daniels and Kazarian, The BroMans, and Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez) in hopes of landing a World Tag Team Championship opportunity during the pay-per-view event. The official YouTube Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Future Knockout Bib

3 Submitted by on Sat, 12 October 2013, 09:00
With the good Lord above as my witness and I am NOT making this up, I thought this said “Future Endeavored.” With it being the Knockouts division, which has been absolutely leveled as of late, you can understand my confusion. I am still confused by one thing, though – why does this bib appear to be absolutely filthy?  Are they Continue Reading...
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Newz: Ken Shamrock, The World’s Most Desperate Man?

15 Submitted by on Fri, 11 October 2013, 14:45
 Photo Credit: prommanow.com If the Ultimate Fighting Championship had been as well-marketed and popular in the mid nineties as it is today, Ken Shamrock would be a star on the level of Rampage Jackson, Jon Jones, and Anderson Silva. Sadly, Shamrock was a star in the days of UFC when future ‘Duck-Duck-Palin’ winner/loser John McCain called the sport, “human cockfighting,” Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Signs The Giant

17 Submitted by on Fri, 11 October 2013, 09:00
Tampa, FL – Following the firing of The Big Show, WWE has signed former WCW Heavyweight Champion and nWo member The Giant. Stephanie McMahon introduced the late 90’s star at a press conference near his home in Tampa. “After we got rid of that dead weight Big Show, the WWE was in desperate for a big man,” said Stephanie McMahon. Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Indecent Proposal Match: The only wrestling angle to win a film award in Vegas

52 Submitted by on Thu, 10 October 2013, 20:00
WWE, 2003 Only in wrestling could a man coming off a “break-up” and a fake gay marriage hook up with a woman still mourning the sex-induced death of her father brought on by her lesbian predator nemesis, only to run afoul of a trailer park-dwelling couple that had recently received a multi-million dollar windfall from a dead uncle’s inheritance. The Continue Reading...
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NEWS: Well, He IS a Freebird, but What’s Her Excuse?

9 Submitted by on Thu, 10 October 2013, 00:47
  In the category of things that make ya go, “blerrghargghahrgh”, former Major League Wrestling owner-turned-WWE writer Court Bauer is alleging that longtime company staffer/freelance wedding singer Michael Hayes is currently off the road for allegedly supplying a troubled Rosa Mendes with grampy’s old cough medicine. Gotta thank David Kocotos for compiling this timeline of allegations that would make Maury Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair Hires “World’s Cheapest Man” As His New Financial Advisor

9 Submitted by on Wed, 09 October 2013, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair has announced the hiring of Roy Haynes, commonly known as the “Cheapest Man In America”, as his new financial advisor. A multi-time champion in various wrestling companies, Flair has undergone various legal and financial troubles in recent years, putting a strain on his bottom line. “Between the divorces, the silk robes, Continue Reading...
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Newz: WWE being given golden broom, to honor the way in which crippler voldemort was swept under the rug

10 Submitted by on Tue, 08 October 2013, 13:44
  I’ve never liked the idea that, as a society, we get awards for being sensible and responsible. So WWE’s getting an award for the way in which it’s combated the concussion issue within their organization, though the source says “Major Award.” If it’s not a stocking-clad leg lamp delivered in a crate that says “fra-gee-lay”, I’ll be sorely disappointed. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF-approved shoots by Jim Cornette

7 Submitted by on Sun, 06 October 2013, 00:00
Crapper Little Louie P, a.k.a. The Doctor of Style writes: Hello Queso Grande, Those who watched the WWF in late 1997 might remember them broadcasting a series of rants by Jim Cornette. In what seemed to be semi-shoots, Cornette gave his opinions on the state of wrestling. They were an example of the WWF getting more and more “edgy” in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Entire ‘Battleground’ Card Replaced With A 3-Hour Triple H Promo

17 Submitted by on Sat, 05 October 2013, 09:00
Buffalo, NY – In a surprising turn of events, WWE has decided that every match on their upcoming ‘Battleground’ pay-per-view will be canceled and replaced by a three-hour long promo by WWE COO Triple H. Triple H dropped the bombshell news during an otherwise mundane press conference promoting the event. “We looked at the card and some serious consideration, the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Royal Rumble Chair

7 Submitted by on Sat, 05 October 2013, 09:00
Ever wanted to put your left cheek on Miz’s face, or have Great Khali staring at your taint?  Got a couple hundred bucks in your pocket?   Then this eBay auction has your name all over it! (Unfortunately, your name is sucker.)  ...
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Saturday Morning Slam 09-08-12

10 Submitted by on Fri, 04 October 2013, 10:30
“Good morning, WWE Universe!  And welcome to Saturday Morning Slam!  It’s Back to School season and we’re taking the WWE Superstars back to school with you!” Ok, I will be honest.  I was ready to pull the plug on this whole “review all the old back episodes” endeavor, but then I hear that the show is more or less officially Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Super Posedown: Vince’s original Body Stars face off!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 03 October 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1989 Years ago, wrestling promoters’ attitudes about sex appeal were a little… different. In “No Holds Barred,” Hulk Hogan’s bikini-brief clad buttocks made the villainess swoon and immediately come… to the side of good. Over in WCW, their “sexiest wrestler” contest was won by Tom Zenk. Even at the 1996 Slammy Awards (note to self: induct the 1996 Slammy Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: According to Nipple H, Big Duthdee Committed a Pay-Win-Don’t

10 Submitted by on Thu, 03 October 2013, 13:12
  So Stephanie’s upset, apparently. It seems as though the “Bullada Wooooooods”, Dusty Rhodes, cut her off with an improvisational offering Monday night during the hard sell for the Battleground six man tag. Stephanie’s anger would seem to stem from not being able to deliver her pre-planned, well-crafted, linguistically-orgasmic line (so they’d have you believe). Seems to be part of Continue Reading...
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NEWZ: Doc Brown Ventura vs. The US Government, Part Million (Electric Boogillion)

7 Submitted by on Wed, 02 October 2013, 12:53
“NOW WAITAMINNIT MCMAHON! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS OUR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND, AND WE SHOULD KEEP PONYING UP?! HAH! THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THEIR CITIZENS, BUT I’LL BET THEY KEEP HULK HOGAN’S PALM GREASED! THAT’S RIGHT, THE IMMORTAL PUKESTER, CHUMP HOGAN, AND HIS CORRUPT BUDDIES LIKE JACK TUNNEY ARE GETTING FAT OFF OUR Continue Reading...
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