The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

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Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

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HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

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You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

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Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

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Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

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God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

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Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

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Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

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  • WWE Creative Dubs J&J Security, Big Show, Kane, Rollins and Orton "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE"
  • Brock Lesnar Shows Up at UFC, Throws WWE Belt in Trash; Announces "I'm Coming to Where the Big Boys Play!"
  • Lesnar Storms Out Backstage at Raw: "REALLY Ticked He Hasn't Got That Bacon Velveeta Patty Melt" Notes Source.
  • Randy Orton Returns at FastLane, Runs Wild with Chinlocks
  • Samoa Joe Leaves TNA. Yes He Was Still There, and Yes TNA Still Exists.
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Someone Bought This: Cody Rhodes figure with mustache coming soon!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 26 April 2013, 11:54
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FAXTROLLA!  ESPN has announced the earth-shattering news that Mattel will be releasing a Cody Rhodes figure with mustache! Forget the stupid NFL Draft! This is just the kind of breaking news I turn to ESPN for! Yes; Cody will soon come with mustache as illustrated (but sadly, no crown- “King Cody” would’ve been even cooler!)....
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Headlies: Artist Jill Thompson Tired Of Making ‘Cool’ Designs For Wrestlers

1 Submitted by on Thu, 25 April 2013, 11:00
Chicago, IL- Artist Jill Thompson, who has designed ring gear and attire for both WWE Superstars Daniel Bryan and CM Punk, has stated that she no longer wants to make “cool” designs for professional wrestlers, Thompson, who is most famous for her work in the comics The Sandman, Wonder Woman, Swamp Thing, and her own series Scary Godmother, has grown Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bushwhacker Luke’s epic 1991 Royal Rumble performance in its entirety

8 Submitted by on Wed, 24 April 2013, 01:33
From 1991, Bushwhacker Luke has the honor of the shortest participation time in a Royal Rumble match; lasting all of about 4 seconds before Earthquake casually tosses him over the top rope. I like how he immediately starts strutting back around the ring and to the exit after his feet hit the floor as if nothing happened and he doesn’t Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Scott Steiner’s Freak Show” workout video promo

3 Submitted by on Tue, 23 April 2013, 20:21
Crapper Paul S. submitted this and writes: In his very own workout video Scott Steiner shows you how to lose weight, by doing exercises that would be impossible for anyone without a Steiner-esc physique. “Maybe it’s right… maybe it ain’t… but it’s what I do.” – Steiner sums it up as only he can. GAH! That’s horrifying! You’re right, I Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIV

17 Submitted by on Tue, 23 April 2013, 13:11
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. WWE acts Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE To Produce “Buddy Cop” Movie Starring CM Punk And Mark Henry

18 Submitted by on Tue, 23 April 2013, 10:00
Stamford, CT – During a meeting at Titan Towers, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced plans to release a new movie under through WWE Studios that will turn the failing studio around. “I’ve got a great new idea for our next movie,” barked Mr. McMahon. “I watched a new movie called ‘Lethal Weapon’ last night on laser disc and thought it Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIV

6 Submitted by on Mon, 22 April 2013, 14:09
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 04-20-13

22 Submitted by on Sun, 21 April 2013, 21:03
  Before we get started, I want to make note that in the last 3 days I’ve had two folks who are not hardcore wrestling fans tell me that they watch this show.  We’re starting a revolution here, people!  One is my old buddy Joe Cady, who used to do ring announcing at PWI events, and the other is RD Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage: From a Family of Fury Comes Lance Anoa’i

7 Submitted by on Sun, 21 April 2013, 12:00
From a Family of Fury Comes Lance Anoa’i by Justin Henry Photo Credit: Brooke Platzner There’s a metaphor in WrestleMania 29 somewhere; something that would note Roman Reigns’ emergence in the opening match, and Dwayne Johnson’s defeat at the conclusion. Such a metaphor involves the circle of life, and how few things are guaranteed. Among that short list are death, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Viking Vs. A Zombie Mortician (Don’t you just love Pro Wrestling?)

5 Submitted by on Sat, 20 April 2013, 23:57
From the April 25th, 1992 episode of WWF Superstars Of Wrestling; The Berzerker tries to fatally stab The Undertaker with his sword (!); thus proving once and for all that time-traveling 10th Century Vikings have absolutely no idea how 19th Century re-animated Zombified Morticians really work in regards to being impervious to pain and death thanks to The Power Of The Continue Reading...
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