Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Jeff Jarrett Returns to TNA; Can Puppet the Trash Can Midget and Lollipop Be Far Behind?
  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Triple H and Disney music videos (oh, and The Incredible Hulk theme, too)

3 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:40
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Thought I’d pass some musical videos today. I saw Jordan Mishkin’s Headlies about HHH’s Disney compilation album and laughed as always for the entry. Skimming around about the idea since I like AMVs (Animated Music Videos) which are popular at fandom conventions, I found what if the Lion King decided to flip the idea and take Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Someone has it out for Vince McMahon!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2013, 15:52
Crapper John Matrix writes: The WWE technical crew weren’t fans of Million Dollar Mania either, and on the June 23rd, 2008 episode of Raw they attempted to murder Vince McMahon. While McMahon survived the attack, the Million Dollar Mania angle was pronounced dead on its way to the hospital. I have to admit, that’s a pretty cool visual. I don’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H To Release Album Of Disney Classics

7 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2013, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Following his stirring rendition of “When You Wish Upon A Star” from the classic “Pinocchio” WWE has decided to release an entire album of Triple H singing Disney songs. “I was just feeling it on Raw, you know?” said Triple H inside the recording studio. “Sometimes when you can’t find the correct words to say, you just Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: X-Treme Action Fighters bootleg wrestling figures

6 Submitted by on Sun, 01 September 2013, 20:58
Crapper Billy Jones writes: Long time crapper, first time writer. Found this “Xtreme Action Fighters” wrestling set at a garage sale the other day. Got the whole thing for a buck. As soon as I saw it I knew it was Wrestlecrap bound. Complete with rip off Mystico and Ultimo Dragon. I’m a sucker for knock off wrestling figures, so Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred gets into The Queen’s box (ahem)

7 Submitted by on Sat, 31 August 2013, 06:42
Lord Alfred Hayes takes Bobby Heenan on a tour of The Royal Albert Hall. Bobby is slightly more refined and dignified than say… Hillbilly Jim, but not by much. I like how company man Lord Alfred equates WWF Wrestling events with the Philharmonic Orchestra. It’s not like those silly Tractor Pulls- it’s sophisticated! I could watch an entire tape of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan raps. I’ll let that sink in for a moment…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 30 August 2013, 16:46
Crapper Nick Mancuso says… I think this would fit right into the It Came From Youtube section of Wrestlecrap…. the added useless presence of Jimmy Hart makes it all the better… Just when I think I’ve seen every stupid thing Hulk Hogan has done, you Crappers surprise me with stuff like this… I get the impression that this is probably Continue Reading...
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Induction: Rodman Down Under: No matter the hemisphere, crap still flushes the same way.

22 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 20:00
Independent PPV, 2000 The term, “terrible” is all relative. For example, last week, I inducted Jerry Lawler vs. Roddy Piper, a terrible match with no business headlining a “New Generation” card on a major pay-per-view. If, however, the same match had been put on an independent DVD sold for $1 on the Wal-Mart bargain shelf, then it wouldn’t have been Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 19

4 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 19:05
  RD is in Amsterdam, minutes from the Red Light District and, ahem, ‘Coffee Shops’.  So what does he do?  If you guessed sat in his hotel room and had an HOUR LONG conversation about the worst potato chips known to man with Blade Braxton, step up and claim your Crappy Prize!  ...
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Someone Bought This: TNA wants how much for an X-Division Championship belt?

3 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 17:44
That’s a nice X-Division Championship belt, isn’t it? Do you know how much TNA wants for it? $2000! You think I’m joking? Now, to be fair; it looks like the belt isn’t just a “replica” belt, but an actual copy of the real X-Division title made from the same materials as the real deal (no, not The Real Deal- nobody Continue Reading...
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GREATEST SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS EVER!!!!! LOST BEAR FOUND!

35 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2013, 13:00
Months ago, I got the following message regarding a Someone Bought This we had done: “I looked up WWE Valentine plush bearon Google, and it lead me to your website. Then I saw it, the exact bear that my 4yr old daughter lost during hurricane Sandy. She has had that bear since she was an infant. My heart breaks every time Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: What Hulk Hogan needs to fix TNA

7 Submitted by on Wed, 28 August 2013, 16:58
So, what does Hulk Hogan think TNA needs? Unlimited resources! Endless noney flowing in from a new Ted Turner billionaire type. Yeah, thanks Hulk. That’s very realistic and likely to happen. That’s like when you were a kid, and Christmas was a month away. Your parents asked you what you wanted, and you just went through the Sears Wishbook and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling video game has a great roster of fake wrestlers

5 Submitted by on Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:11
Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of “Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling” on the Intellivision. I’m mostly posting it because I just love the names of the wrestlers on the game’s roster. The game is apparently surprisingly good with some pretty innovative gameplay, despite the wrestlers looking like they came out of Nickelodeon’s “Doug” cartoon....
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Headlies: No One In The Back Wants To Help CM Punk

4 Submitted by on Tue, 27 August 2013, 19:00
Phoenix, AZ – During a vicious beatdown at the hands of Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel, it became abundantly clear that no one in the back wants to help CM Punk. As the assault on the handcuffed CM Punk continued on live television for several agonizing minutes, no one from the locker room deemed it necessary to come out and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross demonstrates his “angry face” (Jim is awesome).

4 Submitted by on Tue, 27 August 2013, 10:26
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: I had to post this, but not so much for the controversy. I did it for J.R.’s opening, especially at the 45 second mark. Funny stuff. Thought of R.D. and Blade with it. Thankfully, the channel has the rest of the symposium if you’d like the rest. See; that is funny but it mostly just makes Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: It’s “The Final Countdown” to Ric Flair Vs. Ricky Steamboat at WrestleWar ’89!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 27 August 2013, 00:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat are preparing for the final battle of one of the most epic feuds in wrestling history and Turner actually released a special edition of Europe’s “The Final Countdown” music video to hype it. So cheesy yet so awesome at the same time… And I thought the song couldn’t get any more Continue Reading...
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The end of the Power Crappings

34 Submitted by on Mon, 26 August 2013, 14:29
Attention Loyal Crappers, After some careful consideration this past week, as well as consultation with RD Reynolds himself, I have made the decision to end the Power Crappings for the foreseeable future. The straw that broke the camel’s back, as you may be able to surmise, was the SummerSlam ending being a point of contention among the normal votership. Even Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Daniel Bryan Changes His Catchphrase to ‘Maybe!’

6 Submitted by on Mon, 26 August 2013, 08:00
Aberdeen, WA – WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan has changed his definitive catchphrase of “Yes!” to a more neutral chant of “Maybe!” Following the loss of the WWE Championship to Randy Orton mere seconds after defeating John Cena, the volatile Bryan has gone into a mode of self-reflection and introspection. “Despite my years of dominating on the independent scene, I’ve come Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Lego Wrestler (and a lumberjack, too!)

5 Submitted by on Sun, 25 August 2013, 21:13
Crapper Scott Lowry sent this in and writes: You will dig this. Fisher Price toys has this line called Imaginext which is basically the modern version of the Adventure People line from the 70’s-80’s. It includes pirates, knights, ninjas, DC superheroes and Spongebob Squarepants. They just came out with blind-bag Imaginext figures that are generally pretty cool, but don’t exactly Continue Reading...
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