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Headlies: Items Go On Clearance At

16 Submitted by on Fri, 27 December 2013, 08:00
New York, NY – In what has become a yearly WWE tradition similar to firings after Wrestlemania, multiple items at have gone on clearance the day after Christmas. WWE’s Chief Revenue and Marketing Officer Michelle D. Wilson said, “Even though Christmas has passed, it is still the season of giving. We here at WWE are thrilled to be able Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania IX Scoreboad Memories custom photo- (Your Name Here) Vs. Hulk Hogan!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 27 December 2013, 02:00
Crapper Louis Izzo wrote: I was thumbing through an old issue of WWF Magazine (October 1993, to be exact, and don’t you judge me) and came across this full-page advertisement, offering to put a personalized message of you over a crappy picture from what has been consistently labeled by others as the worst WrestleMania ever (XI gets my vote, but Continue Reading...
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Induction: Del Río Runs Over Santa Claus – GTA: North Pole

26 Submitted by on Thu, 26 December 2013, 21:00
WWE, 2012 The holidays are a time when WWE encourages its viewers to spend quality time with their families, preferably by turning off the TV altogether. Either that, or they figure that people aren’t concerned with TV wrestling around Christmastime, so why put on a half-way decent program when nobody is watching? Of course, back in, say, 2000, the “nobody” Continue Reading...
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Updated Royal Rumble Card, with Two Additional Matches!

24 Submitted by on Mon, 23 December 2013, 19:19
  The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble is scheduled to take place on Sunday Night, January 19, from the sold out Joe Louis Arena, in Detroit, Michigan! In this pre-holiday edition of the WrestleCrap Event Center, we will reveal twenty entrants for the Royal Rumble match, as well as announce two additional matches to this auspicious card!   With RD Reynolds, Blade, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Christmas Brawl album- Alex Wright raps!

14 Submitted by on Sun, 22 December 2013, 02:51
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: There was a Limited edition WCW CD called Christmas Brawl and it had the themes of the Nasty Boys and the Wrestlecrap inducted American Males to the Taskmaster an DDP, instead of the WCW Superstars singing Christmas carols. Here’s an obscure one! This CD was only available in Germany to support a WCW “Christmas Brawl” tour Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: King Kong Bundy + Donkey Kong = Donkey Kong Bundy t-shirt.

5 Submitted by on Sat, 21 December 2013, 02:00
  The geniuses over at Barber Shop Window have created yet another hilarious shirt combining two 80’s icons in Donkey Kong and King Kong Bundy to create Donkey Kong Bundy. Get yours right here! NOTE: has no affiliation with Barber Shop Window and we don’t see any money from the sale of this t-shirt nor any other that you might Continue Reading...
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Headlies: A Visit From St. Vince

15 Submitted by on Fri, 20 December 2013, 08:00
Twas the night before Christmas, While sitting on the couch Not a thing on TV was stirring, Not even an In Your House.   The official Hornswoggle stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Vince McMahon soon would be there.   The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of good wrestling Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Woody Woodpecker- wrestling superstar!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 20 December 2013, 02:36
Crapper Chris Jackson writes: Most readers have probably seen the classic Bugs Bunny short cartoon “Bunny Hugged” at one time or another from its many airings on TV, but it’s not as well-known that Woody Woodpecker had an adventure of his own in the squared circle, in 1953’s “Wrestling Wrecks”. Amidst all the silliness is a joke at 3:36 which Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Maven’s WWF contract

18 Submitted by on Thu, 19 December 2013, 02:21
Crapper Chris Smith writes: I was just surfing eBay, and I came across Maven’s original WWE contract for sale.  I remember you posting about the Tough Enough trophy that was on there a few months ago, and I think whoever bought that should buy this too as it is an almost perfect compliment to that overpriced paperweight! I think $999.99 Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Just ’cause Thanksgiving is over doesn’t mean the turkey’s gone! Gobbledy Gooker in Gimmick Battle Royal!

11 Submitted by on Wed, 18 December 2013, 02:17
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: I didn’t know and I found that the Gooker has a Wrestlemania moment with a Mene Gene reference with everyone’s favorite Weasel (not including Blade/Midnight Rose) Sean sent this in before Thanksgiving but I’m just now getting around to posting it. Yes, it’s a little post-Thanksgiving, pre-Christmas turkey for you Crappers in the form of The Continue Reading...
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Re-writing The Book – State of the union address

16 Submitted by on Sun, 15 December 2013, 14:29
Howdy. Long time no … anything, I guess. And for that, I need to apologize. I should’ve popped my head up sooner and given you all the low-down. Hope you all aren’t too mad at me. So, it’s been a while since RTB has had any new product, and I’m sure a lot of you are thinking it’s recent dormancy Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sunny wants you to buy a book on bar fighting

11 Submitted by on Sun, 15 December 2013, 02:00
Yes, Tammy Sytch (AKA: Sunny) has been reduced to shilling for a book called “Bar-jutso: The American Art Of Bar Fighting” that’s supposed to teach you how to defend yourself should you ever get into a bar fight with some random guy in an attempt to pick up some chick. Honestly; I think the only person who might find this book Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. The Big Show in “Jingle All The Way”.

4 Submitted by on Sat, 14 December 2013, 02:36
Crapper E-Squared writes: Arnold squares off against the big Santa. Who’s going to win this one? All right, it’s Jingle All The Way! Why, Arnold Schwarzenegger won over that nasty, stinky, wart-infested Giant, of course! Arnold (almost) never jobs in his movies! He has to buy Turbo Man for his son, Anakin Skywalker so we can hear him yell out…  Arnold Continue Reading...
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