Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

Cena vs. Cole!

Dave Meltzer may have given it *****, but we sure didn’t!

(And no, Dave did not give it *****.  But we gave it a NEW Induction!)

The very first WWF video game ever is inducted…

…and we bet you don’t know what it actually is!

Up is down, black is white, and losses now count as wins according to Vince McMahon.

Fall down the rabbit hole into this week’s Headlie.

It’s everyone’s favorite Attitude-era medical technician named after the wife of a US President!

Barbara Bush…INDUCTED!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened to hear of the passing of Joanie “Chyna” Laurer.

For details, please click through.

When The Authority left for vacation, they thought they remembered to bring everything.

They were wrong.

Dance on over to Headlies to find out what they forgot.

 

A Million Dollar Doink and a Cross-Eyed Warrior!

Where is Randy Savage to Give Us an “OH YEAH”?

The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 1990s…INDUCTED!

Sure, Booty O’s ensure that you ain’t booty, but can they help you run faster and jump higher?

Dust off your microscopes for a brand-new Headlie!

Hey, Champ! You did it! You correctly predicted all the Wrestlemania winners!

Go to Headlies for your prize!

Vince rides a ring cart on the road to Wrestlemania!

Read all about it in Headlies.

A year of Roman Reigns hi-jinks too insane for this world!

Wrestlecrap travels to a parallel universe for a special induction.

It’s the WrestleCrap Radio WrestleMani…no, actually it’s not.

It’s WrestleCrap Radio – AMERICAN TOP 40 STYLE!!

Keep your feet on the ground and get to clicking!!

Like Michael Jackson and Al Jolson?

Then Roddy Piper has the WrestleMania Match for You!

The very infamous Roddy Piper-Bad News Brown feud…INDUCTED!

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Headlies: Last Of The “Green Mist” Factories To Close

14 Submitted by on Fri, 07 March 2014, 08:00
Sakai, Osaka Prefecture, Japan – Abunai! Industries, famous for producing the dreaded “Green Mist”, prepared to close their factory doors for the final time this week, effectively ending an era in Japanese wrestling. The “Green Mist” was a common illegal maneuver used in wrestling where one wrestler would spit the poison directly into the eyes of their opponent, leaving them Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin crossbow, and Goldberg electric toothbrush from Sears Wish Book

9 Submitted by on Fri, 07 March 2014, 02:00
It’s a 2-for-1 entry today, kids! My old buddy and my old pal Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula put up this article featuring items from the 1999 Sears Wish Book catalog. Two of the things he included in the article that were in the catalog are a Stone Cold Steve Austin crossbow (um… what?!) and a Bill Goldberg Electric Toothbrush. I Continue Reading...
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Induction: Hollywood Backlot Brawl – Brawl and Panties! Brawl and Panties!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 06 March 2014, 21:00
WWF, 1996 In 1996, with Wrestlemania XII just around the corner, Scott Hall declared his intentions to go to WCW after that year’s big event. Normally, this would mean a simple change in booking. Instead of Razor Ramon beating Goldust to regain his Intercontinental Title, he would just lose the match, putting over the champion and leaving the company without Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW + MTV + Spring Break = WrestleCrap. Go figure…

7 Submitted by on Thu, 06 March 2014, 02:10
Crapper Jim Shea writes: What happens when you try to take Body Slam: The Movie and bring it into reality in the year 1999? You get THIS! There’s good reason the concept behind Body Slam was never put into practice as you can see here with this confusing mess. But hey, let’s all party like it’s 1999 with some cheesy Continue Reading...
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To Haku! The Sequel!

18 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 20:15
(at a New York area bar, after day one of a recent legends of wrestling convention came to a close…) Haku is a son of a bitch! You guys know what I’m talking about, right? Hell yeah I know Haku! Good friend, but a mean bastard! I wouldn’t mess with em! Toughest gent I know! TO HAKU!  TO HAKU! I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy some time with Buff Bagwell

25 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 14:00
I saw this on Lords Of Pain and just had to preserve it here: Earlier we posted a clip of Marcus “Buff” Bagwell appearing on Showtime’s Gigolos show. Bagwell is now working as an escort for the Cowboys4Angels.com website, which partners with the Showtime show. Bagwell’s rates are $800 for two hours, $1,550 for four hours, $3,000 for overnight, $4,500 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Hotline is slightly less expensive than your house

16 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 02:00
 I was browsing through the excellent WCW Worldwide blog and I came across this WCW Hotline ad from a later issue of WCW Magazine. Whoa, it cost $1.69 a minute?! That’s crazy! It says the average call lasts 5 minutes, but let’s assume you’re going to spend at least 10 minutes listening to the hotline because Mark Madden is just that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Just another trip… to the grocery! Or is it?

11 Submitted by on Tue, 04 March 2014, 02:20
Crapper E-Squared writes: To this day, I still wonder if the people in the store were actual shoppers or hired extras. Either way, this was one of the funniest segments ever and I still laugh about Austin’s final line: “Price check on a jackass.” Oh, I’m pretty sure they were extras and this was shot when the store was actually Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Hold Candlelight Vigil For CM Punk

7 Submitted by on Mon, 03 March 2014, 19:00
Chicago, IL – Hundreds of wrestling fans gathered outside the AllState Arena early this afternoon, holding a candlelight vigil for the missing CM Punk. The gathering was led by Punk’s best friend, independent wrestler and aspiring comedian Colt Cabana. “It’s so great to see so many of you here to support my friend, CM Punk, who has been off of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buff Bagwell looks special. Maybe it’s Maybelline?

8 Submitted by on Mon, 03 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Micah sent in this t-shirt with a very uh… unique picture of Buff Bagwell. He’s wearing so much foundation that he reminds me of Doink The Clown’s clown white makeup for crying out loud! Seriously, if Buff was wearing any more makeup he’d be a shoe-in finalist on RuPaul’s Drag Race. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that). Even Johnny Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Meet The Tazmaniac!

8 Submitted by on Sun, 02 March 2014, 18:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Well all know Tazz as the street tough “Human Suplex Machine” from ECW or the perpetually bored announcer from TNA but not that many people have seen Taz’s original gimmick the Tazmaniac: a facepainted caveman in a neon orange Tarzan costume! While Tazmaniac stay in USWA would make his way up to ECW (which was at Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Jeff Hardy Creature inside-out face paint shirt

8 Submitted by on Sat, 01 March 2014, 06:56
Crapper Paul S. found this… uh… unique Jeff Hardy shirt and writes: “Ask me about my creature?” What’s that supposed to mean. Wait you mean it folds inside out? Why would you want to… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! GAH!!! So it’s a shirt you can flip inside-out to make a mask out of it? Who would wear something like that except for maybe Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Cancels Network Subscription After Learning “1 Night In China” Not Available

8 Submitted by on Fri, 28 February 2014, 08:00
Oshkosh, WI – 24 year-old wrestling fan Danny Burnett has decided to cancel his subscription to the WWE Network after discovering that the streaming website would not be providing “1 Night in China”. The amateur pornographic film stars former WWE stars Joanie Laurer aka Chyna and Sean Waltman aka X-Pac aka 1-2-3 Kid aka Syxx aka Syxx-Pac aka The Lightning Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Return of Virgil – Who? Mike Jones!

35 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2014, 21:00
WWE, 2010 Ever since “The Wrestler” hit theaters in 2009, a lot of past-their prime superstars have been pegged as “The Wrestler in real life”: a former big name now living in the past and struggling with addiction or financial despair. Ric Flair, Scott Hall, Jake Roberts, and many others have been given that dubious distinction. One scene in that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan finds a hot date to take to his restaurant

7 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2014, 11:14
You know, between this commercial, and this other commercial featuring Jimmy Hart that we’ve featured in the past; I’m really starting to wonder some things about The Mouth Of The South… CrossDressingJimmyHart.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! But if it is, I really don’t want to know… On the plus side, Jimmy is probably a more interesting and smarter date Continue Reading...
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The 50 Greatest WrestleMania Matches Ever (UPDATED 2014)

20 Submitted by on Wed, 26 February 2014, 15:56
I decided to post, for Our Loyal Crappers, my list of the fifty greatest WrestleMania matches ever. Even if I don’t always agree with your arguments, I do love to see the debate you guys create, and I imagine there will be some from this listing here. This covers nearly three decades of epics and time-tested battles. Any and all Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Brock Lesnar Vs. Torrie Wilson in what kind of match?!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 26 February 2014, 13:03
Crapper E-Squared writes: The thing that always got me about this commercial is how on earth is a guy supposed to compete in a “bra and panties” match, with a woman at that. I really would not want to know if he is already in his wrestling attire. 😉 Other than that, I think the standout part of this commercial Continue Reading...
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