Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • WWE Creative Dubs J&J Security, Big Show, Kane, Rollins and Orton "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE"
  • Brock Lesnar Shows Up at UFC, Throws WWE Belt in Trash; Announces "I'm Coming to Where the Big Boys Play!"
  • Lesnar Storms Out Backstage at Raw: "REALLY Ticked He Hasn't Got That Bacon Velveeta Patty Melt" Notes Source.
  • Randy Orton Returns at FastLane, Runs Wild with Chinlocks
  • Samoa Joe Leaves TNA. Yes He Was Still There, and Yes TNA Still Exists.
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Suspiciously old kids in WWF LJN figures toy commercial

7 Submitted by on Tue, 11 February 2014, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (a.k.a. The Doctor of Style) writes: In commercials, it’s a common trick by toy companies to cast kids who are older than the toy’s target audience. However, LJN was really pushing the envelope with this one. I bet an hour after posing their action figures for the camera, these two kids were buying their weekly Clearasil Continue Reading...
Read more

Rewriting The Book: Goldberg aftershow

39 Submitted by on Mon, 10 February 2014, 21:22
Welcome to the “aftershow” edition of Rewriting The Book. Never done one of these before, so I hope the start isn’t awkward. Before I get into comments and questions, I want to start off by saying thank you. Anybody who writes only for money will put out garbage product. Writing needs to be of the soul and the heart to Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Larry Zbyszko finds the mysterious Go The Ninja

3 Submitted by on Sun, 09 February 2014, 06:24
Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s something you might use. Larry Zbyszko introduces his new sidekick Mr. Go the highly visible ninja. Anyway Go the Ninja was originally played by the very good Japanese wrestler Ryuma Go but his stint in the AWA was short lived. The gimmick was unceremoniously handed off to Steve Olsonoski and suddenly Mr. Go went from Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Stevie Richards’ theme sounds familiar…

7 Submitted by on Sun, 09 February 2014, 02:00
Crapper Drew sent in these videos of Stevie Richards’ them song, and “Love Dump” by Static-X. He writes: This might be a stretch because the main metal riff is a little, say.. generic? But, in the same way DDP’s WCW theme was just a ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ knock off – wasn’t Stevie Richards last WWE theme just ‘Love Dump’ Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Terry Funk is Demolition Dirk Simmons!

9 Submitted by on Sat, 08 February 2014, 21:00
Crapper Jason Barnett writes: From the old TV show Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, this story stars Terry Funk Wow! Lieutenant Commander Riker and Terry Funk in the same TV show! That’s not quite as cool as if it were Oh, and to answer the question imposed in the TV show’s title, this is totally fiction in every conceivable meaning of Continue Reading...
Read more

WrestleCrapMania World Title Tournament Brackets REVEALED!

14 Submitted by on Sat, 08 February 2014, 14:05
Esteemed WrestleCrap President Jack Tunney announced on Friday night, at The Meme Event in Buffalo, that the first ever WrestleCrap World Heavyweight Champion would be decided at WrestleCrapMania on March 30 in Atlantic City, NJ. This morning on Superstars of WrestleCrap, our own Mean Gene Okerlund revealed that the brackets were confirmed late last night, and were ready for revelation. Continue Reading...
Read more

The Meme Event, February 7, Live from Buffalo!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 07 February 2014, 20:00
*cue synthesizer music bed for RAPID FIRE PROMOS* (SHOT ONE: AKEEM W/ SLICK) S: Lights! Camera! Akeeeeeem, hahahaha! A worldwide television audience will be treated to 450 lbs of raw human-a-tee! For their viewing pleasure, the Doctor of Style is unleashing the baddest dude to ever set foot ina rasslin’ ring, and that’s BAD news for you, Kamala! Ya never Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: WWE Releases “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk” DVD

20 Submitted by on Fri, 07 February 2014, 08:00
Des Moines, IA – During this week’s edition of Smackdown, WWE announced that they are releasing a brand new DVD entitled “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk”. The release comes as a surprise as there had been no previous mentions of the DVD being written, filmed, produced, and shipped to stores. “I admit the turn-around was quick, but we here at Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: Double Dare’s Super-Slop-O-Mania – Still more mature than Punk’d

16 Submitted by on Thu, 06 February 2014, 21:00
Nickelodeon/WWF, 1989 With two former wrestlers like Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan handling announcing duties for years in the WWF, constantly at odds, don’t you find it odd that they never squared off in the ring to settle their differences? Why, Michael Cole was barely a year into his insufferable jerk persona before he and Jerry Lawler had a series Continue Reading...
Read more

Luke Hawx Answers….The Count of 10

2 Submitted by on Thu, 06 February 2014, 11:47
  The WrestleCrap Count of 10 poses ten questions to a wrestling personality, be they a performer, behind-the-scenes staffer, or otherwise. In this edition, I talk with one of the top names of Extreme Rising, and the indy scene at large, Luke Hawx. A 15-year veteran of the business, Hawx’s resume includes runs in XPW and Wrestling Society X, as Continue Reading...
Read more

Someone Bought This: Mean Gene sold burgers… and a t-shirt!

12 Submitted by on Wed, 05 February 2014, 14:55
I found these images in this RetroJunk.com article and knew I had to share them here. In 1999 Mean Gene Okerlund opened Mean Gene’s Burgers (well, he put his name and image on the place, anyway) whose slogan was “The burger that says Bite Me” offered this t-shirt that you could proudly wear. Sadly, this chain was not to last and Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Jimmy Hart wrote his own WCW theme music so it has to be good, right?

6 Submitted by on Wed, 05 February 2014, 02:30
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: We have heard The Mouth of The South sing some good songs in the WWE (Eat Your Heart Out Rick Springfield and Crank it Up [The latter was used for the Young Stallions, who broke up and appeared in WCW down the road]) to Wrestlecrap songs (background vocals in Wrestlecrap Induction the Hulk Rules Album). Here Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: The Chris Hamrick bump

9 Submitted by on Tue, 04 February 2014, 17:00
Crapper Jim Venzke writes: Are you familiar with the Chris Hamrick Bump? I enjoy watching Dolph Ziggler’s matches because he takes some pretty sick bumps. But he has nothing on this one. I’ve probably watched this one 100 times and it’s never failed to crack me up. Wow! Never seen that before, but it got a laugh out of me. Reminds me Continue Reading...
Read more

Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV)

18 Submitted by on Mon, 03 February 2014, 22:11
Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Eric Bischoff’s mismanagement of WCW led to extreme fan disapproval, sagging ratings, plummeting PPV buyrates, and most alarming, a talent revolution. That latter saw several key talents walk out less than 24 hours before a PPV. He would be fired two Continue Reading...
Read more
Page 33 of 86« First...1020...3132333435...405060...Last »