Bad News Brown Has a Surprise for Jake Roberts:



It’s the Ye-tay and he needs our help!


Find out what our favorite toilet-papered creature is up to in a new Headlies.

It’s Halloween…and it’s WrestleCrap Radio!

What more could you want?  How about Traci Lords and Danielle Harris TRIPS…to the Grocery?

Get to clickin’!

Just in time for Halloween…

…the horrifying Randy Orton vs. Undertaker Feud!


Want to see something scarier than Raw’s current ratings?

Grab your candy corn and head on over to Headlies!

Want something REALLY scary?

How about a Raw Halloween from 20 years ago?


Terry Funk has been waiting FOREVER for a rematch with Dalton.

Get your Hollywood scoopz in Headlies!

Buckle Up, Teddy!

WrestleCrap Lies Ahead!


NXT fans have got a bad case of “the feels”.

Find out why Triple H needs a life preserver in a brand new Headlie!

It’s the most insane WrestleCrap Radio Ever – and consider the ground THAT covers.

Not hyperbole – FACT.

Get to clicking if you dare!

Is that Jim Brunzell or the Junkyard Dog?



Dixie needs you to believe and Bo Dallas is nowhere to be found.

Give TNA your full attention in an all-new Headlie!

Corporate Kane!  Human Resources!  EXCITEMENT!

Did WrestleCrap steal tonight’s Raw script?

Find out in an all-new Headlies!

It’s the most insane induction ever…a WWF Coloring Book from 1991!

Really, we’re not joking.


  • Bray Wyatt Gains Undertaker's Powers; Bo Dallas Gains Fake Kane's Powers
  • USA Announces Smackdown to Remain On Thursdays, Continue To Be Completely Pointless
  • Alberto Del Rio Returns. Fans Say, "Hey, How About That."
  • Hogan's Beach Restaurant to Remove All Hulkster References, Be Renamed 's Beach
  • One Man Proposes at Raw. Eight Women Ask for Divorce at Same Raw.
All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Kevin Steen Repackaged As “Pierre Poutine”

3 Submitted by on Fri, 26 September 2014, 08:00
Montreal, Quebec – In what has become an increasing tradition for popular independent wrestlers who go to NXT, Kevin Steen’s character has been repackaged as proud French-Canadian “Pierre Poutine” Steen, who first made a name for himself in independent promotions such as Pro Wrestling Guerilla, CZW, and Ring of Honor, originally hails from Quebec, something WWE officials quickly latched on Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Bill Watts hates flagrant violations!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 26 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Twenty Five years ago on September 26 of 1992, Bill Watts recinded his Over The Top DQ, a dumb rule mind you, and swapped it with this POS rule. Hey, what better way to get viewers interesting and excited about your product than to bog it down with a bunch of nonsensical and confusing rules that don’t Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: Triple H destroys the minitron – Directed by Michael Bay on acid

12 Submitted by on Thu, 25 September 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2008 Sometimes here at Wrestlecrap, we think big. We’ve inducted three-hour pay-per-views, long-running characters, and even whole promotions in our illustrious history. On the flip side, we’ve inducted articles of clothing, individual matches, and even one 18-second bout that nonetheless yielded a 1850-word write-up. This induction falls into the latter category. Tonight, we look back at the night Triple Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: WWF Wrestling Spotlight has a unique pair of hosts…

4 Submitted by on Thu, 25 September 2014, 02:00
Yes, straight out of the mid-80’s, it’s WWF’s D-Show “Wrestling Spotlight” hosted by Vince McMahon and … Wait… Could it be? OH YEAH! It’s The Lovely Miss Elizabeth(™) joining Vince to host an exciting hour of stale recaps and plugs! She isn’t much of a talker (she’s acting like Randy Savage is just off-stage glaring at her threatening to beat her Continue Reading...
Read more

Jobber of the Week: The Shadow

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 September 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: WrestleCrap legend, the late Pistol Pez Whatley, throws on the worst Parts Unknown outfit ever and gets pummeled on WCW Saturday Night. After all these years, I’ve learned one thing: wrestling needs more guys named “Pez.” Note from Blade: This Tuesday, one of Wrestlecrap’s most beloved wrestlers sadly passed away. “Pistol” Pez Whatley, age 54, finally succumbed Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan sings in a weird Japanese Air Conditioner commercial

9 Submitted by on Tue, 23 September 2014, 02:00
Oh, this is a good one; Crappers! In this Japanese commercial we have Hulk Hogan who appears to be in heaven (?) wearing nothing but white shorts and a white bandana. He sings a happy little song about the days of the week (??) while we see a baby (???) and a woman talks about the Hitachi Bigflow air conditioner. At Continue Reading...
Read more

Someone Bought This: The Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt is only slightly better than Jaws 3-D.

5 Submitted by on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Dylan Fionda found this Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt on eBay and writes… This one of the most horrifying t-shirts i have ever seen. Goldberg looks like some sort of swamp monster from the side profile Whoa! You’re right! That thing is downright terrifying! Who decided this shirt was a good idea, and who would want to buy it?! It’s Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo reads a poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor.

4 Submitted by on Sun, 21 September 2014, 02:00
From the old WWF Tuesday Night Titans show in 1985; Hulk Hogan rambles on and on about his stupid sweat-stained weightlifting belt (much to Vince’s amusing disgust)… But forget that noise! What you really need to see is Lanny Poffo (yes, The Genius himself) reciting a really nice poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor. That right there Continue Reading...
Read more

Someone Bought This Classic: Waffle House Championship Belt

8 Submitted by on Fri, 19 September 2014, 15:00
Waffle House World Championship Belt RD Reynolds: “I’ve never been a mark for title belts, but once I saw this, I immediately put it on my Christmas list. I may come out of retirement, even if only once, just so I can cut a killer promo about how my opponent would be “covered, chunked, diced, peppered, smothered, topped, and scattered! Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Tommy Wiseau Hired As New WWE Head Writer

6 Submitted by on Fri, 19 September 2014, 08:00
San Francisco, CA – In a surprising move, WWE has fired their head writers for both Raw and Smackdown and replaced them with enigmatic cult movie director Tommy Wiseau. Wiseau, best known as the writer, director, producer and lead actor in the 2003 movie The Room, was introduced to the company yesterday afternoon. “Tommy will be a natural fit here Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: The WWE Walkout – Like the Invasion, but in reverse, and with more rectal hemorrhaging

24 Submitted by on Thu, 18 September 2014, 20:00
Or: “An Ace in the hole, and blood in Jerry’s” WWE, 2011 Few WWE viewers were surprised when, at Battleground 2014, Lana the Ravishing Russian invoked recent current events to garner heat. And by that, I mean she literally said, “recent current events” to get boos. This kind of exploitation is nothing new for the company, and all it took Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: Van Hammer rocks out in his music video!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 18 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: I can’t play guitar for the life of me, but even the late Jeff Healey can see that “Heavy Metal” Van Hammer doesn’t know crap about playing guitar. Hey, at least 3 Count sang their own songs! Between the shots of him obviously not playing the guitar (seriously- I could do a better job Continue Reading...
Read more

Classic Induction: ECW Strip Poker – Featuring Ashley, The Shy Trannie

12 Submitted by on Wed, 17 September 2014, 12:00
WWECW, 2006 Text by Triple Kelly I know what you’re thinking as you read that subject line up there, and I admit I somewhat agree: I feel very unqualified writing up this week’s induction. It would be more fair if it were written by RD, Blade, Sean Carless, Derek Burgan, Dr. Keith or Harry Simon. Because they, being heterosexual males (depending Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: Maximum Conviction – Fortunately Also Minimum Seagal

21 Submitted by on Mon, 15 September 2014, 20:00
Movie – 2012 “Stone Cold” Steve Austin: Former 6-time WWF World Champion. 3-time Royal Rumble winner. King of the Ring. Pro Wrestling Illustrated’s #1 wrestler twice. WWE Hall of Famer. “Sheriff” of Raw. Podcast host. Arguably one of the most popular wrestlers of all time.  Star of movies such as The Condemned, Hunt To Kill, and some other movies you’ve Continue Reading...
Read more

Jobber of the Week: Barry Horowitz

15 Submitted by on Mon, 15 September 2014, 13:00
I can’t believe it’s been over two years since I began writing these silly Jobber of the Week columns. Nor can I believe that it’s been almost that long since the most requested prelimmer of all time has been reposted! The year was 1979. While the Bob Backlunds and Harley Races of the wrestling world were busy redefining the word Continue Reading...
Read more

ANNOUNCEMENT: Enter the “Look At My Crap!” contest for a chance to win a $25 Amazon gift card

6 Submitted by on Mon, 15 September 2014, 10:14
UPDATE: The contest is over and we have a winner! Click here to see all the submissions and find out who won! Announcing the WrestleCrap “Look At My Crap!” contest! What is the “Look At My Crap!” contest, you ask? Well, it’s simple! You send in a picture (or pictures) to The Big Cheese here at WrestleCrap of YOU with Continue Reading...
Read more

Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Royal Rumble SNES Game

29 Submitted by on Sat, 13 September 2014, 15:00
Item Description: “Climb into the ring with the latest World Wrestling Federation video games.” RD: Now before you send me scathing emails about how Royal Rumble was a great game, please closely examine the image up top. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Notice anything odd? Look again. That’s right – WWF Magazine was offering to sell you the game for the Continue Reading...
Read more

It Came From YouTube: A Totally 90’s edition of WWE Warehouse!

8 Submitted by on Sat, 13 September 2014, 02:00
I won’t spoil all the radical 90’s stuff they feature in the newest episode of WWE Warehouse. I will however say that they feature several WrestleCrap-inducted things! It’s like The WrestleCrap Museum in there! You know… if the eventual brick and mortar WWE Hall Of Fame doesn’t have a special WrestleCrap wing somewhere in the building, then I say we Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: The Bellas Receive Acting Lessons From The Miz’s Dad

6 Submitted by on Fri, 12 September 2014, 08:00
Baltimore, MD – The family feud between Brie and Nikki Bella has become a large part of WWE’s programming, but many backstage are not pleased with the Bellas’ performance. “To say that I am less than happy with the Bellas is an understatement,” said Stephanie McMahon. “I’m asking for white-hot rage they’re giving me a hissy fit. I expect a Continue Reading...
Read more
Page 28 of 100« First...1020...2627282930...405060...Last »