Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

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Someone Bought This: Astro Boy, Kinnikuman, Mickey and Donald on cool New Japan shirts!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Thought the Hello Kitty New Japan shirt was something? Check this shirt featuring Tetsuya Naito being managed by none other than Astro Boy. Also here’s a T-shirt for last year’s G1 Climax featuring Kinnikuman whose toyline was brought to the US twice under the name M.U.S.C.L.E in the 1980s and later “Ultimate Muscle” in 2002. And Continue Reading...
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Legends’ House episode 1: “The Boys are Back”

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When WWE Network was first announced in fall 2011, Legends’ House, where eight legends of the squared circle would share a house in California, was one of the first programs advertised. Since then, CM Punk has won the WWE title, held it for 14 months, lost it to the Rock, was kept out of the title picture for a year, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A WCW Pen

11 Submitted by on Fri, 18 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: At least it is better than the cologne WCW hocked And look who made the pen… “PARKER!” I wonder if this is the same pen Eric Bischoff used to sign all those useless loafs to bloated guaranteed contracts? Or maybe it’s the one Jamie Kellner used to sign the papers to remove WCW from the Turner Continue Reading...
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Induction: Kevin Nash vs. Chris Jericho, hair vs. hair – A bald-faced lie

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WWE, 2003 Hair is serious business the world over, even for men, and even for wrestlers. Don’t believe me? Look at all the hair vs. hair matches over the years in WWE: Kurt Angle vs. Edge… …Eric Bischoff vs. Eugene… …the Vince vs. Donald Trump “Battle of the Billionaires”… …and let’s not forget about the time CM Punk wagered his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Barry Howoritz customized Hasbro figure is the greatest figure ever!

20 Submitted by on Wed, 16 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman found this custom Barry Horowitz Hasbro figure and writes: and you thought Mr. Horowitz only had that infamous tshirt Yes! Awesome! You Crappers know I’m the biggest Barry Booster there is! Barry Horowitz is the greatest enhancement talent ever! I would have so bought this if it was a real Hasbro figure. And I’d have proudly put Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Vote for Jeff Jarrett- he has a dog and plays basketball!

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Crapper Sean Bateman writes: You can insert jokes about Double J being a politician here He plays with his dog! He plays basketball! He loves his country! He’s an All-American! And most importantly, he has the good sense to use Ray Charles’ classic recording of America The Beautiful in his vignette! I’m sure somewhere along the way he’d promise a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: No Holds Barred on every home video format!

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Crapper John Silva submitted this to The WrestleCrap Facebook page and wrote: Hey RD and Blade! How’s THIS for Someone Bought This? This is my favorite movie of all time and now I officially own EVERY US RELEASE of this movie. From Left to Right: VHS, Blu-Ray, Laserdisc, DVD, and Beta. The Beta has mold sadly, so I’m still on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior fights a giant snail so you’ll buy a Ford!

11 Submitted by on Sun, 13 April 2014, 13:00
In 1987 The Ultimate Warrior (then known as “The Dingo Warrior” in World Class Championship Wrestling) appeared in a series of commercials for “Westway Ford” which is a Ford car dealership in Texas that is still in business to this day. It’s “Snail Damage III”? So they’ve had a problem with snail damage at least twice before? What happened?! There just Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder Bill Goldberg shaped memory card for your Playstation

13 Submitted by on Sun, 13 April 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found this Bill Goldberg shaped memory card for your Playstation promoting the WCW Thunder game (which we’ve covered before) on the excellent WCW Worldwide blog. Unlike the real Goldberg, I bet this memory card can remember not to punch a non-gimmicked limousine window. (Okay, I guess that joke didn’t make a lot of sense…)...
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It Came From YouTube: The Freedom Fighters are here, and they look kind of familiar…

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Crapper Paul S. writes: We’ve had a lot of tributes to The Ultimate Warrior this week so in light of what happened I thought I’d share what may very well be the first TV appearance of Jim Hellwing and Steve Borden. You may have heard of their run as the “Blade Runners” in Mid-South but prior to that they were Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Man Goes Bankrupt After Betting on Wrestlemania

15 Submitted by on Fri, 11 April 2014, 08:00
Silicon Valley, CA – Garret Dorsey, a 33 year-old app developer, officially declared bankruptcy following a series of poorly-made bets on the outcome of Wrestlemania matches. Dorsey, an avid wrestling fan and wearer of fedoras, had placed several high-wager bets through various gambling websites, each one a loser. After declaring bankruptcy, the bank foreclosed on Dorsey’s house and several companies Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A private wrestling session with Nicole Bass! Includes lifting and carrying.

11 Submitted by on Fri, 11 April 2014, 02:00
Bodybuilder Nicole Bass had a short stint in the WWF in the late 90’s that wasn’t very memorable except for the fact that it introduced many of us to her… unique look, voice and physique. I’ve got to hand it to her, she certainly stood out amongst all the other female wrestlers! She couldn’t cut a promo or wrestle to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Lex Luger, Million-Dollar Turncoat? – At least the *arenas* didn’t sell out.

45 Submitted by on Thu, 10 April 2014, 20:00
WWF, 1994 Once upon a time, “Made in the USA” Lex Luger and the Native American Tatanka were the best of friends. Together, the two All-Americans would demolish whatever unpatriotic force stood in their way.   All this changed in the summer of 1994, when, after weeks of speculation, Tatanka broke the unfortunate news: Lex Luger had sold out to Continue Reading...
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