Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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Someone Bought This: Earthquake t-shirt and mug

1 Submitted by on Sun, 01 June 2014, 02:00
I found this great Earthquake t-shirt on eBay U.K and just had to share it with you, Crappers. I have no idea if it’s licensed or not (I’m guessing not) but it’s still really cool. I also found this Earthquake mug on Amazon. If you buy it (or anything else) thru that link it helps support WrestleCrap!...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Rubber Damien

12 Submitted by on Sat, 31 May 2014, 15:00
Rubber Damien Thanks to Hasbro (maker of the little plastic WWF figures we all know, love and collect), now you and your friends can recreate the historic moment when Earthquake gave a Quake Splash to Jake the Snake’s pal Damian. But rubber burgers don’t taste so good in an Easy Bake Oven, pleh! The rubbery reptile even comes with his Continue Reading...
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Legends’ House episode 7: “Heartbreak Hotel”

8 Submitted by on Sat, 31 May 2014, 12:00
It’s time for another Legends’ House recap, and boy is it hard to believe this show is only on its seventh episode. I could have sworn the Legends moved into the house two whole years ago! The seventh episode opened with the Legends eating breakfast at a restaurant. Mean Gene, savvy to the reality TV genre, suspected that there is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corey Graves To Debut At Payback, Name Changed To CG Punk

11 Submitted by on Fri, 30 May 2014, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Current NXT Superstar Corey Graves will be receiving the call up to the main WWE roster, making his debut this Sunday at the Payback pay-per-view in Chicago, Illinois. While the main essence of Graves’s NXT will remain the same, Triple H and WWE Creative has decided to make a few minor adjustments. The most noticeable is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: New Johnny B. Badd “I’m A Badd Man” shirt

4 Submitted by on Fri, 30 May 2014, 02:00
In celebration of our latest induction (the Johnny B. Badd Vs. Scotty Flamingo Boxing Match!) This isn’t a vintage WCW Johnny B. Badd t-shirt, it’s a newly-produced t-shirt that you can buy right here!  WrestleCrap isn’t affiliated with the people who make/sell this shirt. I just thought it was so cool (and topical!) that I had to share it....
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Induction: Johnny B Badd boxes Johnny Polo — Tutti Frutti Booty and a Glass Jaw

25 Submitted by on Thu, 29 May 2014, 20:00
WCW, 1992 Throughout his career, Marc Mero always seemed to get the short end of the stick. First, he got saddled with the infamous “Johnny B. Badd” gimmick in WCW… …then he was completely overshadowed (figuratively?) by his own wife Sable’s breasts throughout his WWF run. But despite his misfortune in the wrestling ring, no one could take away his Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Diesel doesn’t want your stinkin’ money for his autograph! No sir!

15 Submitted by on Thu, 29 May 2014, 17:44
Crapper UltimateKeyboardWarrior posted this in the Bret Hart PSA thread comments and I had to put it up! Yes, Kevin Nash does it all for the little kids! He doesn’t care about money! He doesn’t want to get paid for his autograph! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ha… Okay, I’m all better now, I promise. teehee…...
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Classic Induction: The Nasty Boys Invade a Science Center

5 Submitted by on Tue, 27 May 2014, 15:00
WCW, 1995  I admit it: I screwed up. In the middle of working on the editing of the new WrestleCrap Celebrity Roast DVD (which comes with the 2010 WrestleCrap Archive Discs FREE – preorder it here!), I ignored my email completely for over a week. In doing so, I missed this email from Triple Kelly: “Hey Deal! How is everything? Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The 10 worst and 16 most expensive wrestling DVDs of all time

22 Submitted by on Tue, 27 May 2014, 02:00
Wrestling DVD collector extraordinaire (and all around cool dude) Gemni888 (FKA: Gemni686) shows you 10 really bad wrestling DVDs. Also, he shows you the 16 rarest and most expensive WWE DVDs of all time! And yes, of course he owns them all. Wait until you see what it would cost you to buy all 16 of them brand new! Can you believe Continue Reading...
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The RD & Blade Show: Episode 29

2 Submitted by on Mon, 26 May 2014, 21:04
WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton are here to discuss wrestling news (really), secret formula Doritos (really), and Mickie James having a bun in the oven. Plus a WrestleCrap Radio run-in! Listen by clicking rightchere!  ...
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Someone Bought This Classic: nWo Boxer Shorts

20 Submitted by on Mon, 26 May 2014, 15:00
From Fellow Crapper Name Withheld By Request: “Several years ago during the height of the Monday night wars, my mother came back from the store with a very special present. nWo boxer shorts. These are official WCW boxer shorts not a bootleg. They are actually quite comfortable and I wear them often.” RD: I was already to bury you for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mystifying WCW ad features… well, you’ll see.

15 Submitted by on Mon, 26 May 2014, 02:00
  From the always interesting WCW Worldwide blog comes this WCW “It’s Out There” ad from 1999 featuring Bill Goldberg trying to jump on a cowboy and his horse. I’m just going to quote from the blog entry for this one: Another one of these ads, another image that makes me scratch my head in pure confusion. Kudos to the Continue Reading...
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Legends House Episode 6: “L.A.A.R.P.ING”

11 Submitted by on Sun, 25 May 2014, 19:33
  So I watched Legends House this week with the standard vitriol I generally do.  I won’t lie: I am not a fan of this show.  It’s weird – I feel like I SHOULD like it.  I love classic wrestling, like most of the guys…yet every week I feel stupider having watched it. I will say this however: I watched Continue Reading...
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Jobber Of The Week – Gustavo Mendoza

18 Submitted by on Sun, 25 May 2014, 12:00
  Welcome back to the rebooted Jobber Of The Week column here at the new and improved WrestleCrap. I was sitting back thinking that I really should profile a well-known enhancement talent for the big return. Iron Mike Sharpe? The Mulkeys? Sorry, those guys will have to wait for another day. I’ve been on a Bill Watts’ UWF kick lately. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Matilda Shirt with Blade Braxton

5 Submitted by on Sat, 24 May 2014, 15:00
From Jobber of The Week Head Honcho Blade Braxton: “Hey Islanders and Bobby Heenan…just you try to come and kidnap my bitch!!!! Piss on Stephanie McMahon…. …I should’ve been the catalog model!” RD: With that look, you should have been the catalog model…for Gay Biker Bar Monthly....
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Induction: The 1996 Slammy Awards – If this was WWF’s Oscar night, where were Men on a Mission?

33 Submitted by on Fri, 23 May 2014, 13:00
WWF, 1996 By the time you read this, this year’s Slammy Awards will have come and gone. John Cena will have won Superstar of the Year, a Triple H match will have mysteriously won Match of the Year for a third year in a row, and Michael Cole will have convinced you that he is the most annoying on-air personality Continue Reading...
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