Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
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Someone Bought This Classic: nWo Boxer Shorts

20 Submitted by on Mon, 26 May 2014, 15:00
From Fellow Crapper Name Withheld By Request: “Several years ago during the height of the Monday night wars, my mother came back from the store with a very special present. nWo boxer shorts. These are official WCW boxer shorts not a bootleg. They are actually quite comfortable and I wear them often.” RD: I was already to bury you for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mystifying WCW ad features… well, you’ll see.

15 Submitted by on Mon, 26 May 2014, 02:00
  From the always interesting WCW Worldwide blog comes this WCW “It’s Out There” ad from 1999 featuring Bill Goldberg trying to jump on a cowboy and his horse. I’m just going to quote from the blog entry for this one: Another one of these ads, another image that makes me scratch my head in pure confusion. Kudos to the Continue Reading...
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Legends House Episode 6: “L.A.A.R.P.ING”

11 Submitted by on Sun, 25 May 2014, 19:33
  So I watched Legends House this week with the standard vitriol I generally do.  I won’t lie: I am not a fan of this show.  It’s weird – I feel like I SHOULD like it.  I love classic wrestling, like most of the guys…yet every week I feel stupider having watched it. I will say this however: I watched Continue Reading...
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Jobber Of The Week – Gustavo Mendoza

18 Submitted by on Sun, 25 May 2014, 12:00
  Welcome back to the rebooted Jobber Of The Week column here at the new and improved WrestleCrap. I was sitting back thinking that I really should profile a well-known enhancement talent for the big return. Iron Mike Sharpe? The Mulkeys? Sorry, those guys will have to wait for another day. I’ve been on a Bill Watts’ UWF kick lately. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Matilda Shirt with Blade Braxton

5 Submitted by on Sat, 24 May 2014, 15:00
From Jobber of The Week Head Honcho Blade Braxton: “Hey Islanders and Bobby Heenan…just you try to come and kidnap my bitch!!!! Piss on Stephanie McMahon…. …I should’ve been the catalog model!” RD: With that look, you should have been the catalog model…for Gay Biker Bar Monthly....
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Induction: The 1996 Slammy Awards – If this was WWF’s Oscar night, where were Men on a Mission?

33 Submitted by on Fri, 23 May 2014, 13:00
WWF, 1996 By the time you read this, this year’s Slammy Awards will have come and gone. John Cena will have won Superstar of the Year, a Triple H match will have mysteriously won Match of the Year for a third year in a row, and Michael Cole will have convinced you that he is the most annoying on-air personality Continue Reading...
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Headlies: J-Tex Corporation Buys Stake In WWE

10 Submitted by on Fri, 23 May 2014, 08:00
Amarillo, TX – The J-Tex Corporation, also known as “Gary Hart International” announced today that they have purchased a stake in shares of World Wrestling Entertainment following the company’s catastrophic dive in the market last Friday. J-Tex Corporation was a WCW stable under the tutelage of the late Gary Hart that brought together wrestlers from both Texas and Japan. Hart’s Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Rock on Star Trek – The Rock ‘n’ Spock Connection

35 Submitted by on Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:00
UPN television, 2000 In 1999, WWF Smackdown premiered on UPN, instantly becoming the network’s highest-rated program. Thus, it seemed only natural to cross-promote it with Star Trek: Voyager, another series on the network, to increase the latter’s viewership. Now, I haven’t seen a lot of Star Trek. I’ve only watched a season and a half, and that was of The Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bad Influence takes on Action Cat and Adventure Bug in an all new comic book. UPDATED!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 22 May 2014, 16:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: TNA tag-team Bad Influence will be appearing in an upcoming issue of Art Baltazar’s “Aw Yeah Comics” featuring a script by Daniels himself. You can read a preview here. I know nothing about these comics (or any comics, for that matter), but Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian will be taking on adorable characters “Action Cat” and “Adventure Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Hulk Hogan/Giant feud recapped, plus Monster Trucks!

12 Submitted by on Thu, 22 May 2014, 02:00
Here’s a recap of the Hulk Hogan/Giant feud to promote the infamous Halloween Havoc Monster Truck sumo match. I love that shot of The Giant leaning out of the window of his Evil Monster Truck making faces at us. And look, it’s The Yeti coming out of his big block of ice! The amount of WrestleCrap in this recap alone Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Honky Tonk Man issues an open challenge, and gets more than he bargained for!

17 Submitted by on Wed, 21 May 2014, 02:00
The Honky Tonk Man issues an open challenge for his Intercontinental Title at SummerSlam 1988. The Ultimate Warrior answers the challenge, and proceeds to crush  The Honky Tonk Man like a bug in 31 seconds. Hang on, I hear a knock at the door… “Ooo! I wouldn’t mind that big muscly Warrior fella laying down over me in 31 seconds… Continue Reading...
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Legends House Episode 5: “Express Yourselves”

11 Submitted by on Mon, 19 May 2014, 09:15
  Oh goodie…that hour I get dumber each week has arrived: Thursday, 8pm EST.  Thankfully, according to Wikipedia, we are now halfway through the series.  Of course, since the same site has declared me dead three times, I question if it is actually telling the truth here.   And to those curious if I am still amongst the living, I can inform Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The reboot of WCW that we almost got instead of the stupid Invasion

13 Submitted by on Sat, 17 May 2014, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd (that’s still funny!) writes: This was in my suggested viewing videos on YouTube tonight. I happen to live not far from the Stabler Arena in Bethlehem, PA (in fact, my aunt and cousin worked there and I often had front row seats to WWF events, including live Raws, and always got backstage to meet/take photos with the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Blame Batista For Daniel Bryan’s Injury

24 Submitted by on Fri, 16 May 2014, 08:00
Richmond, VA – WWE World Heavyweight champion Daniel Bryan shocked the wrestling world this past Monday by announcing on Raw that he had suffered a neck injury, requiring surgery. While no specific in-ring moment could be pinpointed as the cause of the injury, many wrestling fans immediately placed the blame on WWE Superstar Batista. “Bryan’s promo on Raw was a Continue Reading...
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