Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

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Rewriting The Book: What if Lance Von Erich returned to WCCW?

6 Submitted by on Thu, 04 September 2014, 20:41
by Simon Rawls What if… Lance Von Erich returned to World Class? Our story begins at the main event of a World Class Championship Wrestling television taping. Things are on an upswing for the fan favorites since the 5th Annual Parade of Champions. After defeating Michael Hayes, Terry “Bamm Bamm” Gordy abruptly had a change of heart when Buddy “Jack” Continue Reading...
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Induction: The softer side of Stone Cold — Hugs are better than drugs, except the ones these writers were taking

60 Submitted by on Thu, 04 September 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2001 On April 1st, 2001, Steve Austin made one of the most shocking heel turns in wrestling history, joining forces with the hated Mr. McMahon to take back the WWF title. Having evolved over the course of his Federation career from a cold, ruthless grappler to a foul-mouthed anti-authority badass, to a beer-swilling everyman, Austin’s deal with the devil Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW introduces us to Steven Regal in their own incompetent way

13 Submitted by on Thu, 04 September 2014, 02:00
Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found this clip of Steve Regal’s WCW debut and he writes: Man, they don’t do debuts like that anymore. A 30 second interview like he’d won a competition to be there, terrible sound quality and the overall sense that Jim was trying to move this onto the next segment as quickly as humanly possible. Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Mr. X

10 Submitted by on Wed, 03 September 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: Hands down, my favorite jobber ever. Actually, he’s one of my favorite wrestlers of all-time…period. I started JOTW with one goal in mind…to honor him. I’ve profiled a lot of enhancement talent, doing this column every week. We’ve laughed, cringed, and ultimately paid a long overdue tribute to many a curtain jerker here at the Crap. But Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: $9.99… the shirt!

19 Submitted by on Wed, 03 September 2014, 02:00
You may not be aware of this due to WWE being so subtle and under-promoting it, but the WWE Network is just $9.99 a month. You can celebrate this fantastic deal by buying this $9.99 shirt. And yes, the shirt really does cost $9.99… (Well, actually it will cost you more than $9.99 when you factor in tax and shipping, but whatever…). Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Final WCW TV Title Run – Fitting that It Started with a Trash Can

47 Submitted by on Mon, 01 September 2014, 20:00
WCW, 1999-2000 It may be impossible for newer fans to believe, but once upon a time Monday night wasn’t the big wrestling night of the week.  Nope, that designation belonged to Saturday night, at 6:05pm to be precise.  Yeah, 6 OH FIVE, because for whatever reason, Ted Turner and his SuperStation flunkies determined that starting all shows at five minutes Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sting rides a rocket and you wear it on your head!

13 Submitted by on Mon, 01 September 2014, 02:00
Boy, oh boy do I have something strange for you Crappers today! Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found this weird hat (?) showing Sting riding on a blimp or rocket or something.  I guess Sting is a Rocket Man… burning up his fuse out here alone. Or, he just likes to hump blimps in his spare time? That would explain Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Hunka-Hunka-Horrible Honky Tonk Man theme song

7 Submitted by on Sun, 31 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes Following on from a WC induction a few weeks ago that saw the first episode of WWF Wrestling Challenge inducted I found this – Honky Tonk Man’s original theme music. HTM was featured in the induction when he was a face and this would have been the music he was using about then, I think it’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Morrison’s Missing Charisma Found In WWE Warehouse

9 Submitted by on Fri, 29 August 2014, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – During a routine inventory check of past WWE memorabilia, WWE Archivist Ben Brown discovered former WWE Superstar John Morrison’s missing charisma. “It was just like any other day in the warehouse,” said Brown. “I had just finished cataloging Saba Simba’s headresses and spears and was about to move on to the urinal that Tommy Dreamer once drank Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna vs. Joey Buttafuoco — 9th Wonder of the World vs. 3rd-Degree Rapist

25 Submitted by on Thu, 28 August 2014, 20:00
FOX television, 2002 In the early 2000s, the FOX Network hit bottom with a string of sleazy prime-time specials, including Who Wants To Marry A Multimillionaire?, Man vs. Beast, and Celebrity Boxing. Now, the first Celebrity Boxing special featured such F-list wrestling personalities as WCW and TNA veteran Danny Bonaduce… …one-time Juggalo Championsh*t Wrestling grappler Vanilla Ice… …and Eddie Guerrero’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: #gogetthosegeckos

5 Submitted by on Thu, 28 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: I was watching clips from a new favourite show called Last Week Tonight with John Oliver formerly of the Daily Show. I have a lot of good laughs from the news comedy he delivers and one of his recent silly campaigns has been #GoGetThoseGeckos to get Putin and Russia to find some lost geckos used in Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Jesse Ventura Story: Never Let the Truth Get in the Way of a Good Story

17 Submitted by on Wed, 27 August 2014, 15:00
Made For TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Dennis Rodman figures with wacky hair and accessories

17 Submitted by on Mon, 25 August 2014, 02:00
When he wasn’t playing basketball, Dennis Rodman wrestled for WCW. This was back when apparently he mattered in basketball, and WCW loved any celebrity cameo they could manage to get. WCW thought it would be a good idea to release figures of Dennis to appeal to all the WCW fans and all the Dennis Rodman/Basketball fans! I bet they sold Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A shirt signed by the worst commentator in WCW history

19 Submitted by on Sun, 24 August 2014, 19:55
Crapper Anthony Cox writes: So I went to an indie show out in the Pittsburgh area for International Wrestling Cartel. Before the show, there was a Q&A by Mark Madden! I wore the shirt to the show, and he autographed it. I replied… A shame you had to ruin a perfectly good shirt like that. and Anthony came back with…. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Awesome wrestling ring bed, and Wrestling Buddies commercial.

19 Submitted by on Sun, 24 August 2014, 02:00
Okay, so technically this guy just bought supplies, but he used those supplies to make this fantastic wrestling ring bed for his son. What a great Dad! Admit it, Crappers- if you were 7 years old, this would make you the happiest kid on the planet and the envy of all your friends. Now, where’d I put my Wrestling Buddies?…...
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Someone Bought This: NWO Taz backpacks

8 Submitted by on Sat, 23 August 2014, 15:00
Just in time for Back To School shopping season, Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found these NWO Black and White, and NWO Wolfpac Looney Tunes backpacks featuring Taz! “TAZ HATE WATER WCW!” Bryan writes: WCWfacts – Taz was in both nWo Hollywood and nWo Wolfpac. Man, even fictional characters jumped between the two NWO factions! These backpacks are a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rare unused Gene Snitsky theme song uncovered in WWE warehouse!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 23 August 2014, 02:00
A rare tape was recently uncovered in a tattered cardboard box deep within the bowels of the WWE warehouse featuring the song that WWE had originally intended to use as Gene Snitky’s theme music to best portray his intense, unique character. The song was deemed too intense and heavy to use on WWE TV as WWE officials feared it may upset small Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Cena Now Fluent In German After SummerSlam

13 Submitted by on Fri, 22 August 2014, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – Following his brutal Summerslam match against Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, WWE Superstar John Cena can now speak fluent German. Cena, suffering from what doctors call “Foreign Language Syndrome” has only been able to communicate via the German language, despite never speaking it previously. “Mr. Cena suffered a large amount of pain during Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Big Bossman lunch bags stand for Law, Order, And Keeping Your Dunkaroos Safe

12 Submitted by on Fri, 22 August 2014, 02:00
Alright, listen up all you sticky-fingered 2nd Graders at Baer Creek Elementary in Claypool, Indiana. This is The Big Bossman here, and I got a special message for all of you! This here lunch belongs to Timmy. It says so right on this paper bag which just so happens to be decorated with my likeness (How do you like my shades? Ain’t Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna on Sabrina the Teenage Witch – How’s that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

36 Submitted by on Thu, 21 August 2014, 20:00
WB Network, 2002 Sabrina The Teenage Witch was a mediocre sitcom that aired on ABC in the late ‘90s as part of an all-supernatural TGIF lineup, along with Teen Angel (about an angel), You Wish (about a genie), and Boy Meets World (about the walking shadow of the lead actor’s older, more famous brother). Melissa Joan Hart starred as the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Jimmy Hart figure

24 Submitted by on Thu, 21 August 2014, 02:00
Picture this… It’s Thanksgiving Day, 1995. 8 year old Tommy loves wrestling. He never misses WCW Monday Nitro. His grandparents ask him what he wants for Christmas. “WCW guys!” he shouts enthusiastically! His grandparents dutifully head to Toys R Us and pick out one figure, since they’re on a budget. On Christmas Day, little Tommy opens up the package, and Continue Reading...
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