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It Came From YouTube: Allison and Phelan review the Thunder In Paradise trilogy!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 08 April 2015, 15:00
Allison (formerly known as Obscurus Lupa) and Phelan (uh, currently known as Phelous) review The Thunder In Paradise trilogy staring Terry “Hulk” Hogan on their new show Movie Nights!  Here’s their review of Part 1, here’s Part 2, and here’s Part 3! The movies might be WrestleCrap, but Allison and Phelan are hilarious and well worth checking out and supporting. And Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bray Wyatt Celebrates His Wrestlemania Streak

4 Submitted by on Mon, 06 April 2015, 08:00
Somewhere in the backwoods, FL – WWE Superstar Bray Wyatt celebrated the continuation of his Wrestlemania losing streak with the entire Wyatt family. “I want to thank all of my dearest and closest family for joining me on this momentous occasion,” said Wyatt beeming with pride. “You may remember last year when the legendary Undertaker’s Wrestlemania streak ended. You may Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulkmobile!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 06 April 2015, 02:00
  This 1995 WCW trading card (courtesy of the Wrestling Trading Card Collectable website) commemorates the parade held at Disney MGM Grand Studios for Hulk Hogan on June 11th, 1994 when he arrived in WCW. He arrived in what I call The Hulkmobile- a sweet convertible custom painted in Hulk’s red and yellow colors and complete with his logo. Somebody had Continue Reading...
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Induction: Wrestlemania XV – RussoMania

52 Submitted by on Sat, 04 April 2015, 15:00
WWF, 1999 Wrestlemania is always supposed to be WWE’s biggest show of the year, but for a while, it seemed that every other year the focal point of the wrestling calendar would stink to high heaven. Think about Wrestlemanias 9, 11, and 13; if the WWF wanted to break the odd-numbered Mania curse in 1999, they would have to pull Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part II

3 Submitted by on Fri, 03 April 2015, 17:53
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Aftermath Of Summerslam (2012) The Build To Night of Champions Night of Champions this year is announced to be championship matches only at the PPV. Following WWE Champion CM Punk and new talent Seth Rollins’ decision to join Continue Reading...
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The 50 Crappiest Moments in WrestleMania History!

71 Submitted by on Fri, 03 April 2015, 15:00
The mere word ‘WrestleMania’ conjures up memories that sets a wrestling fan’s heart aflutter: Shawn culminating the dream, Hogan slamming Andre, Austin kicking off the Attitude Era, Hogan vs. Warrior, Savage vs. Steamboat, Benoit and Guerrero’s curtain call, Hogan vs. Rock, Undertaker’s streak, Shawn’s retirement. This list will not recognize such greatness. Instead, in the spirit of the name of Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week Classic: The Easter Bunny

7 Submitted by on Fri, 03 April 2015, 12:00
This week’s Jobber Of The Week holds the distinction of being the oldest individual to ever make his debut in the wrestling world. And people say Diamond Dallas Page got a late start. Try entering the business at the ripe age of over 500 years old. Yes kiddies, get your Easter baskets ready for one rotten egg of a JOTW. Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: WrestleMania 9 – It Just Doesn’t Get Much Crappier Than This!

39 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 15:00
WWF, 1993 Photos Courtesy Jeff Cohen Ahhh, Wrestlemania. Truly it is the day around which every mark’s life revolves, our own personal Christmas present that WWE allows us to open for just $49.95. Throughout its twenty-year history, the event has played host to countless great matches, unforgettable angles, and shocking happenings that we will all remember for the rest of Continue Reading...
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Thank YOU for 15 Years of!

38 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 08:00
April 1, 2000.  That’s the day a silly little webpage hit the internet for the first time. Looked something like this: It’s been an incredible journey, I will say that. Inspired by a Friend Those of you who have been here for any length of time have probably heard the story behind the creation of the website, but hey, it’s Continue Reading...
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Our Favorite It Came From YouTubes Ever!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 03:00
For years, me and RD have kicked around the idea of me loading my wrestling ring up and heading up northeast to put on the long-rumored WrestleCrap indy show/convention. If it ever happens, I’m convinced we will need to book some celebs to really make the evening special. In my opinion, my money should be dropped out on a Fabulous Continue Reading...
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Happy 15th Anniversary, WrestleCrap!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 00:00 HAPPY 15th ANNIVERSARY, WRESTLECRAP! Thanks to R.D, Blade, Art, Jordan, Jed, and all the WrestleCrap staffers from days gone by for making this here website the finest wrestling comedy site on the entire interwebs since 2000! Here’s to 15 more Crappy years!  ...
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Induction: Wrestlemania XI – The Grandest Stage of the Mall

69 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 10:00
WWF, 1995 When it comes to ranking the top ten Wrestlemanias of all time, Wrestlemania XI doesn’t exactly spring to mind, and this was true even in 1995, when there were only 11 Manias to begin with. The first thing you’ll notice about Wrestlemania XI is that its intro recalls moments from every Wrestlemania to date, but precisely zero of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Goes Door-To-Door Apologizing For Wrestlemania

11 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 08:00
San Francisco, CA – Following the events of Wrestlemania 31, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has begun a trip across the country apologizing. While Wrestlemania 31 was seen in a positive light overall, the usual detractors were extra vocal, particularly for the Roman Reigns-Brock Lesnar main event. The building criticism of the overall push and direction of the company has caused Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE robots shirt

2 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 01:05
Crapper Paul S. writes: We have a Wrestlemania 31 Robot shirt. Featuring cute little robot versions of wrestlers which the WWE have presumably built to fight off Hunter’s army of terminators. WWE totally needs to make action figures of those robots, like now!...
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