With the price of eggs on everyone’s mind, let’s look back at a simpler time when the Excellence of Execution stepped outside of the ring and behind a griddle.
Bret Hart, spatulas in hand, cooks us up some hash browns and eggs in a commercial for Humpty’s. While he may be a technician in the ring, his breakfast-making skills need a little work.
Great, now I’m hungry. Anyone want to split an order of banana split waffles and a veggie omelet?
Happy New Year from all of us here at Wrestlecrap, especially when Prime Time Wrestling is involved! Join Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and The Rosati Sisters as we ring in the new year in style.
What a way to ring in 1991.
‘Tis The Season, by which I mean, TNT showing A Christmas Story literally all day. For some, it’s an annual tradition to watch the movie on the station. For everyone else, it’s an annual tradition to not watch TNT at all.
AEW decided to get in on the contractually-obligated holiday spirit with a little reenactment featuring Chris Jericho as Santa, Frankie Kazarian as the elf, and the non-Christmas celebrating MJF as Ralphie. We even get Tony Schiavone and a not-yet-checked-out JR doing commentary.
It’s still better than A Christmas Story 2.
Have you ever heard of a Hanukkah Rules match? I must have been out that day in Hebrew school, but Wrestling Pro Wrestling is all about the Festival of Lights. Mr. Burbank takes on The Hobo (sadly, not Blade Braxton) in what me be one of the grossest rings I’ve ever seen.
While I may question the validity behind these “Hannukah Rules” or their general understanding of the holiday, at least no one was piledriven onto a plate of latkes.
Even the land of Extreme was not immune to the holiday spirit. ECW celebrates Christmas the only way they knew how: with Big Dick Dudley growling at Bubba Ray Santa, random clips, and music that they almost certainly didn’t pay to use.