I wonder how many food fights, food-based matches, and um, food-based wrestling promotions actually exist. It has to be a lot, right? Like, way more than we think. I’m not really sure why. It seems very wasteful. A good example is this WWE 4th of July food fight. Did it need happen? Did it need to eat up (pun intended) so much television time? No, but I’m sure it delighted exactly one person and that was enough.
What does it have to do with the 4th of July? Nothing, really. But hey. all your WWE favorites are here: the Vaudevillians! Breezango! The Shining Stars! The Social Outcasts!
Hmmm. Now I kind of feel bad for the food for being involved in this.