It’s true! It’s true! Former WWE and TNA champion (oh, and gold medal winner) Kurt Angle was in a commercial for Pizza Outlet. Mmm, mmm! Doesn’t that name for a pizza joint just make your mouth water? If that doesn’t whet your appetite, how about computerized nightmare vegetables wrestling over your dinner? Yum!
It Came From YouTube
Jim Cornette’s Pizza Commercial
Jim Cornette is a very opinionated man. Whether you love him or hate him, he does not shy away from letting his thoughts be known, even if it’s for something as simple as pizza. Well, the folks over at Wick’s Pizza must be doing something right cause Corny hypes them up like the next big pay-per-view.
It must be good because Corny doesn’t curse anyone out or threaten anyone with a baseball bat. A slice of tie-dye cheesecake sounds real good right about now.
Big John Studd Talks To Toronto Rocks
Younger fans may not be familiar with Big John Studd, but he was a big deal, pun intended. Back in the mid 80’s, he stopped by Toronto Rocks to chat with host Joel Goldberg.
It’s actually nice to see Studd just having a casual conversation rather than the usual yelling and shouting promo style. They talk Toronto, rock music, Disney movie Double Agent, and Land of 1,000 Dances. Sadly, we don’t get to hear Studd sing or dance.
Pawn Stars Find A Fake Kamala Action Figure
You may know Pawn Stars as your grandparents’ favorite show. Somebody brings in some junk to a Las Vegas pawn shop to a wacky cast of characters, an expert comes in to look at the piece to decide if it’s worth anything, and hilarity ensues. Like all reality television, it’s a big work.
This time around, a seller brings in a Kamala action figure looking to make $7500. Sadly, it’s a fake. Aw, shucks. Next time, just try sell it to Matt Cardona.
Sabu T-Shirt Commercial
Hardcore wrestling legend and all-around madman Sabu passed this week. In his wake he left a trail of twisted barbed wire, broken tables, and bent chairs. His high-flying risk-taking style of wrestling left audiences in ECW, WCW, and WWE in awe and inspired a generation of wrestlers.
Leave it to Paul Heyman to cut a heck of a promo hawking a shirt that looks more like Kerry Von Erich than the the suicidal, homicidal, genocidal, death–defying maniac. You don’t even need to look at the shirt, just look at these highlights and order!