Summer is coming to a close, so you’d better fire up the grill one more time. Cook up some hamburgers, some black bean burgers, and don’t forget our new favorite wrestler, Hotdog Starkes!
That’s right, your favorite summertime meal is also your new favorite wrestler. Look at him put some mustard on those moves. Those punches have a good snap. Watch him relish the applause. His opponents will never ketchup to him.
Before facing Jelly Roll at SummerSlam, Drew McIntyre confided in his longtime friend, Spongebob Squarepants. Amazingly, WWE wasn’t quick enough on their feet to have Mr. Krabs as the special guest referee and Squidward as the timekeeper.
We all love The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers classic entrance music “All-American Boys”. And by “we” I mean “me”. I love it. It’s probably my favorite theme. It’s just so silly and insults the fans with a big smile. It’s great. More tag teams should sing their own music and mention Barry Manilow. But did you know that they had a music video for a completely different song?
It’s true! Watch as Jacques and Raymond hang out on a boat, do some water skiing, and have a grand time set to the cheesiest 80’s exercise video music imaginable. And it’s called “Bad Boys”! Move over, American Badass Undertaker, The Rougeau Brothers are the real tough guys.
Bozo’s Circus is coming to town!
Now, you might be wondering what this video of Bozo the Clown has to do with Wrestlecrap. Sure, NWA leader Billy Corgan is a part of this interview. That could be good enough for inclusion. But look and listen closely and you’ll realize that Bozo the Clown is actually former WCW Heavyweight Champion David Arquette.
The former champ bought the rights to Bozo and has taken the grease-painted helm for himself. Is a feud with Doink on the horizon? Only time will tell, but, as you can see in this interview, things will probably be weird.
Looking back at this commercial for SummerSlam ’94, you really feel the contempt WWF had for their fans. Hey, look at this gross, middle-aged loser sitting in his gross, middle-aged loser kiddie pool. Look how much he loves wrestling. What a nerd! I bet he’d love to get crushed by a flying Yokozuna!
That being said, if Yoko were still with us today, he’d make a fortune doing Banzai Drops on paying customers at fan fests and autograph signings.