Today we’re giving you a very recent squash as we get the Brawling Birds taking on the former Iiconics, known today as the Iinspiration. The latter duo, are a bit of, shall we say, an acquired taste. They’re not what you’d classify as technical wizards and are honestly, well, kinda goofy.
Like seriously, look at these two. Anyone remember when WWE had Emma do that dorky Elaine Benes style dance? This puts that to absolute shame because as you watch it, you almost, ALMOST believe that maybe these two think what they are doing is cool and sexy. It takes talent to be smoke show hot and come off as complete losers.
I LOVE THEM.
So the Birds decide they’ve seen enough dancing and start laying waste. Jamie Hayter tosses Billie into Jessie in the corner, then joins up with her partner Alex Windsor to chop them to pieces over and over in an extremely highly entertaining manner.
And the mauling is just getting started, as Alex Slingshots Billie into Jamie’s waiting arms to nail her with a backbreaker. Poor girl barely gets to her feet before getting her head knocked off with a clothesline. Wonderful!
The Birds then give us a double suplex as they are just tossing these two hither and yon.
It all leads up to the Iinspiration realizing they are in a whole heap of trouble in the middle of the ring, waving off the idea of further punishment. More clotheslines follow, all of this culminating with Alex picking up Billie and Jamie nailing her with the trust Hart Attack (sorry, I will never call it Two Birds One Stone). Better yet, Billie collapses onto Jessie’s corpse and they both get a three count. I remember when this match was first announced and folks were going “WUT”. And what did we get? An absurdly entertaining squash. Not everyone needs to put on ***** classics. Wrestling needs goofballs. Think of Santino Marella – he made a career out of that. I’d love to see the Iinspiration do the same thing. C’mon Tony – get these two back on my TV!!