AGGGGGGHHHHHHH! “Can’t sleep! John Cena’ll eat me…”
If someone had gotten this for me as a gift as a child, I’d have had nightmare about it coming to life and trying to kill me like Chucky The Killer Doll from the Child’s Play movies!
![Chucky The Killer Doll](https://www.wrestlecrap.com/app/uploads/wc/2013/01/chucky.jpg)
Next thing you know, The John Cena Backpack Pal will go around threatening Rick Steiner with lame insults.
Anyway, if I were a grade school aged child, I certainly wouldn’t have wanted to take this abomination to school with me, and I don’t think even the most die-hard Cena Nation member would, either. He’s like Stubby’s creepy, bloated rapper-wannabe cousin.