Apparently in the late 2000’s there was a National Wave event in Freedom, Pennsylvania. People would get together and wave towels around to help spread unity or liberty or whatever. Hulk Hogan was on-hand to kick off the National Wave festivities which is good enough to print his name on the towels and proudly proclaim “I was There!”
Sadly, his charity’s involvement didn’t stick around for long and national togetherness was never achieved. At least with these towels you now have something to dry your pets after a bath.