Val Venis Stuffed Monkey

Okay, I understand why someone would buy a stuffed monkey.

I also (sort of) understand why someone would buy a Val Venis t-shirt.

What I don’t understand is why someone would buy a stuffed monkey wearing a Val Venis t-shirt.¬†

manmountainrock

Yeah, I’m mystified too, dude! Maybe you’d want one to cuddle up with on your tour bus?

Exactly who is this thing supposed to appeal to?

Kids who also like male pornstars?

I can’t imagine a woman¬†wanting it.

Or a man, either.

That leaves… who?

(No, not Jim Neidhart… I hope!).

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