Do you love Cody Rhodes? Do you have adrenaline in your soul? Do you have a down payment for a new car that you’re not going to use? Well, WWE and OnLocation have got something for you: The Cody Rhodes Bus Tour Experience!
WWE and OnLocation describes the experience as:
Take an unforgettable tour with “The American Nightmare” Cody Rhodes! This exclusive Cody Rhodes Bus Tour will give you a behind-the-scenes look at the electric atmosphere of WrestleMania, complete with personal stories from Cody himself. Get a rare glimpse of the production, fan zones, and restricted areas as Cody shares his experiences, inspirations, and mindset leading into WWE’s biggest event of the year. Each guest will receive a limited-edition commemorative item, along with the chance for a brief one-on-one interaction and photo with Cody.
Oh, so it’s not even a tour of Cody’s actual bus. It’s a tour of Las Vegas on a bus with Cody. Well, the description from the screenshot makes it sound like Cody’s driving the bus. That’s could be, um, fun? Watching him back up a bus on the strip could be worth a couple of bucks.
I’m sure there’s some Cody fans out there that would plop down almost $10,000 to see casinos alongside the WWE Champion. I’d rather spend that money on more fun Cody-related things. Can I make drinks and cook with Brandy? Will I get to pet Pharaoh? Can I help him carefully script a new promo?
Now, if we got to tour Las Vegas while riding the Lex Express, well, that’s a different story.