Personally, I’d rather not wear one of these ugly, garish knit caps in the winter and risk getting pneumonia in our -10 degree Midwestern winters instead.
Really… You might as well just put a sign around your neck that says “Please pelt me with icy snowballs mercilessly until I wet ’em and run away crying”.
![WWF Ultimate Warrior knit cap hat winter](https://www.wrestlecrap.com/app/uploads/wc/2014/11/WWF-Ultimate-Warrior-knit-cap-hat-winter.jpg)