Greetings, Comrade! Here is most glorious Soviet Union wrestling figure of Internal Wrestling Championship fame! It is, how you say, bootleg? Still good! You buy, you buy for May Day Parade!
This bargain basement Ivan Drago even has the endorsement of Definitely Not Hulk Hogan. I wonder if he ever teamed with Fake Iron Sheik. What do you think his name should be? Dimitri Sickle? Alexei Baryshnikov? Masha Slamovich? Drop your best one in the comments.