Someone Bought This: Let Stone Cold protect you from snooping siblings!

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Stone Cold Steve Austin Room Guard alarm

According to the item description, the Stone Cold Steve Austin Room Guard features:

  • Over 30 phrases & sounds
    5 electronic modes
    Authentic WWF licensed toy
    Ages 5+

Okay, so I sort of understand what this is, but at the same time I kind of don’t.

I get that it senses motion and then when it does, Stone Cold spews out one of his more kid-friendly catch-phrases like… I don’t know… “Stone Cold says get out or he’ll give you a butt-whooping!” or whatever…

So what are the other four modes about?

Also, “Try Me Or Else!”? Or else what?

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3 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Let Stone Cold protect you from snooping siblings!"
  1. Sean Bateman says:


  2. John C says:

    Everybody sure wanted to get a piece of that Stone Cold Gravy Train back in the day. For my own room protection I would go with The Brian Pillman Room Guard, it’s a real blast.

  3. AK says:

    I don’t know when this was made but since it includes the old WWF logo, I’ll presume late 90s. If this is the case, then the try me or else threat will likely lead to 1 of 2 conclusions

    1) Stone Cold starts singing (and playing the guitar)
    2) Debra will come out of nowhere to make you try one of her cookies.

    Also I think a Stephanie McMahon version would be much more effective; she would cause ears to bleed to anyone foolish enough to trigger her while emasculating you and there’s nothing you can do to her in response.

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