Someone Bought This: “I’m A Paul Heyman Baby” bib.

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I'm A Paul Heyman Baby Bib

If you buy this “I”m A Paul Heyman Baby” bib for your baby then:

A). You have too much disposable income (why not buy access to The WrestleCrap Archives instead?),


B). You can expect your baby to grow up bouncing checks much in the same way he bounces his rubber ball now.

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5 Responses to "Someone Bought This: “I’m A Paul Heyman Baby” bib."
  1. George from Dudleyville NY says:

    I mentioned a few times on this site about growing up basically in the “Madhouse of Extreme” (the old elks lodge in queens). If I had a boy, I would buy this for my own personal amusement. I would buy a “Paul Heyman Guy” shirt for me and bib for my baby boy. If women can dress babies up like pilots or sailors, my son would be allowed to be extreme. After he finishes eating, I would give him positive reinforcement by cheering “he’s hardcore”. This is one of the few items I’ve seen in this sites “Someone bought this” section that I would actually buy. Great post, made my morning.

    • Caveman says:

      Wouldn’t that mean that Heyman is the baby’s father? Or is it’s name actually “Paul Heyman Baby”? 🙂

  2. John C says:

    It should have come with a toy phone so your kid can have fun recreating the great angle of Paul E busting Jim Cornette open on TBS.

  3. BaltoJim says:

    The bib is pretty much saying. “My Mom was a ring-rat with absolutely no standards or shame!”

  4. Guest says:

    Heyman doesn’t just have bouncing checks he has bouncing babies.

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