Blade Braxton: What would a wrestling Christmas be without the annual wrestler-on-Santa violence? Now you can commemorate the yearly rapings and beatings of Jolly ‘Ol Saint Nick with this special, limited edition Stone Cold Steve Austin dragster.
Not only is the bah-humbugish Austin about to throw Santa off the car and to a certain doom, he’s also strapped the poor reindeer onto the hood of the car, with the dragster’s blower literally rammed up his sphincter.
“Oh what fun it is to ride, and blow Rudolph’s ass away, hey!!!”