Someone Bought This: Big Bossman lunch bags stand for Law, Order, And Keeping Your Dunkaroos Safe

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WWF Big Bossman Lunch Bags

Alright, listen up all you sticky-fingered 2nd Graders at Baer Creek Elementary in Claypool, Indiana.

This is The Big Bossman here, and I got a special message for all of you!

This here lunch belongs to Timmy.

It says so right on this paper bag which just so happens to be decorated with my likeness (How do you like my shades? Ain’t they cool?).

If any of you snotty-nosed little monsters even THINK about stealing Timmy’s lunch, you will have to answer to The Big Bossman and his mighty nightstick of justice!

I have even signed my name on this very bag to show how serious I am about protecting the lunches of today’s youth.

You hear me?

Are we clear?


That is all.

Warmest Regards,

B. Bossman.

Cobb County Police Dept., Cobb County, GA.

P.S- Has anyone seen my little Chihuahua lately?

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12 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Big Bossman lunch bags stand for Law, Order, And Keeping Your Dunkaroos Safe"
  1. Down With OPC says:

    Bossman then vomited into one of the lunch bags once he learned he ate too much “Pepper” for dinner.

  2. John C says:

    Bossman sure is gently massaging the shaft of his big stick. Maybe he just finished watching one of those fine Chyna features.

  3. Jozzy Von Rokkenstein says:

    Maybe I’m just being a stickler…but I don’t remember the Bossman wearing BLUE pants?

  4. Rob says:

    Raise your hand if you read this in voice of the Big Bossman/Ray Traylor/the Guardian Angel/the Boss/ Big Bubba Rogers.

    ::Raises Hand::

  5. Guest says:

    Damn do they even still make Dunkaroos?

  6. AK says:

    I want one.

    Also never released the Big Boss Man paraded around with white fingernail polish. If it worked for him it could work for everyone.

  7. BaltoJim says:

    Wasn’t Sacs Dejeuner one of Pat Patterson’s old gimmicks?

  8. Jimbolian says:

    That lunchbag right der was suppose tah be in da REEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG.

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