Someone Bought This: A WCW Pen

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WCW Pen by Parker

Crapper Sean Bateman writes:

At least it is better than the cologne WCW hocked

And look who made the pen…


J. Jonah Jameson Peter Parker Spider-Man

I wonder if this is the same pen Eric Bischoff used to sign all those useless loafs to bloated guaranteed contracts?

Or maybe it’s the one Jamie Kellner used to sign the papers to remove WCW from the Turner Networks!

We could have a real collectable here, Crappers!

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12 Responses to "Someone Bought This: A WCW Pen"
  1. John C says:

    For the gentleman about to purchase his first trailer or for the entrepreneur about to land his exclusive Dale Earnhardt collectible plates it’s WCW pens. Where the big boys write.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I was going to say this is the worst merchandise ever, but you got me there with the cologne.

  3. Peter says:

    No, this was the pen Vince Russo used to jot down ideas he had. It’s like finding William Shakespeare’s quill pen!

    • John C says:

      Except you find his pen covered in poop. And I find it hard to imagine Russo not writing something unless it was in crayon. Not even in good quality Crayola Crayons but the generic ones that always break when you press down to hard.

  4. ducky says:

    the pen made in janesville wisconsin i was born there lived there till 13 years old

  5. José says:

    Did the WCW left any crap for sale? I doubt it……

  6. Brad says:

    I hate that logo so much…..its like “Hey, how about instead of sticking with our basic, straight forward WCW logo, lets make a new one that’s such an eyesore that people can’t help but look at it”

  7. Ray Cornwall says:

    The ECW pen ran out of ink, but Pauly keep promising to refill it next week.

  8. AK says:

    I declare it would be the best Raw ever if it featured an appearance by J.K Simmons staying in character as J. Jonah Jameson.

    In terms of who says you’re fired best its

    J. Jonah Jameson >> Vince McMahon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Donald Trump.

  9. Mav says:

    I had the WCW cologne. Not sure how I got it. I remember I put it in my hockey bag as I felt the fragrance might help. However my plan backfired when the bottle broke. So then I had all these tiny shards of glass in my bag, some of which might still be there. And then my bag really smelled like this fine cologne, which may or may not have been an improvement.

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