What better way to cover up the stink of your dying wrestling promotion than with WCW Nitro Cologne?
I found an Amazon listing for WCW Nitro Cologne, and check out these prices sellers are asking for it on Amazon Marketplace!
$200+ for a bottle?!
There’s also WWF Attitude Cologne for you men who want to smell like.. um.. attitude, I guess (?):
Did any of you Crappers own one or both of these?
Someone should do a test with these on which picks up more women. My prediction: neither.
Hey; the WCW Nitro cologne is how R.D got Mrs. Deal to notice him.
(Okay, maybe not…).
That might’ve been the exception to the rule.
Taglines: The scent for those into dating their first cousins.
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You know, how in the world WWE didn’t bring in Rick Martel to promote their cologne boggles the mind.
Agreed. The only way I would’ve bought the Attitude cologne is if it had come in an atomizer not unlike Rick Martel’s
That would have been awesome! They should have totally sold that in the late 80’s and early 90’s!
Someone gave me a sample of the Nitro colonge one time, and yes that stuff smelled HORRIBLE! Not to mention the picture of a snarling Goldberg made it even less attractive than it all already was… ;P
SnarlingGoldberg.com, I bet that URL’s not taken!
The Nitro one was surprisingly good – kind of like a Cool Water – the chicks dug it – so I ordered up a bunch more. Yeah being a WCW cologne sounds like shit but it’s actually a great find.
I had it to and seriously chicks always complimented on it more than any other cologne i had. Always awkward when they asked what it was.
KRAMER: Go ahead smell, smell
STEVE: Yeah, so?
KRAMER: Do you recognize it? … Wrestling.
STEVE: What are you talking about?
KRAMER: Oh, I’m talking about wrestling.
STEVE: What about it?
KRAMER: You know the way you smell when you first come home from the wrestling show? Well, I want to make a cologne that captures the essence of that smell. Oh yeah.
STEVE: That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard.
KRAMER: Oh, wait, Did you here what I just said?
STEVE: Do you think people are going to pay $80 a bottle to smell like sweaty fans and greasy popcorn? That’s why people take showers when the come home from a wrestling show It’s an objectionable offensive odor.
KRAMER: So you don’t think it’s a good idea?
WCW Cologne: What the big boys spray
WWF Cologne: If you want to smell what The Rock is really cookin’ and make the ladies eye a lookin’ spray this and ready for some fookin’
I’m totally shocked they didn’t use “What The Big Boys Spray” as the slogan! Haha! That’s great!
WCW Nitro For Men: The smell of failure
I can match up my Nitro cologne with my Four Horsemen sweatshirt and be a total chick magnet. Said no one, ever.
I own a bottle!! It does not smell particularly lovely. Got it as a joke gift from a friend and i treasure it. I feel like smacking Tenay in the mush everytime i spray a generous portion on my traps.
I bet the ladies love it. 🙂
There was a matching ladies’ perfume for both, if I remember right. If I remember correctly the WWE one smelled like a knock-off of Windsong.
“Eau de Toilette” sounds like an apt description for Nitro cologne
WCW Nitro cologne… for those moments that don’t call for you cracking open that 40-year-old bottle of Hai Karate.
Years ago my boyfriend wanted me to buy him one, I forget the price, but the postage was $40!!
“That stuff stinks.” -Bobby Heenam