My old buddy Matt at Dinosaur Dracula found this commercial for the Captain Lou Albano hotline!
All I can say is the ol’ Captain would have gotten my money back in the day!
My old buddy Matt at Dinosaur Dracula found this commercial for the Captain Lou Albano hotline!
All I can say is the ol’ Captain would have gotten my money back in the day!
I’m gonna rip you off it’s true… Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
You won’t learn a thing that’s new… Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
I’ll read my script for Wise Guys 2…Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
When you’re call is through I’ll sit and have a brew…Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
If you don’t like it just try and sue…Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
My lawyer will destroy you cause he’s a….
The call has been disconnected
Given that his “Idiot’s Guide to Pro Wrestling” book has Mankind’s real name as Michael Foley, I’ll pass
That is his real name… I believe the book gives his real name as something else though that is wrong.
Poor Cap’
Poor Cap’n Lou. He should have stayed away from the phone lines and go into kid’s shows.