It Came From YouTube: The Captain is here and he has a hotline!

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My old buddy Matt at Dinosaur Dracula found this commercial for the Captain Lou Albano hotline!

All I can say is the ol’ Captain would have gotten my money back in the day!

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5 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: The Captain is here and he has a hotline!"
  1. John C says:
    June 7, 2017 at 2:50 am

    I’m gonna rip you off it’s true… Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
    You won’t learn a thing that’s new… Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
    I’ll read my script for Wise Guys 2…Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
    When you’re call is through I’ll sit and have a brew…Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
    If you don’t like it just try and sue…Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
    My lawyer will destroy you cause he’s a….
    The call has been disconnected

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  2. "Vagabond" Jonathan Jacobs says:
    June 7, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Given that his “Idiot’s Guide to Pro Wrestling” book has Mankind’s real name as Michael Foley, I’ll pass

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    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:
      June 7, 2017 at 7:24 pm

      That is his real name… I believe the book gives his real name as something else though that is wrong.

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  3. Sean Bateman says:
    June 8, 2017 at 2:19 am

    Poor Cap’

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  4. Sean Bateman says:
    June 8, 2017 at 2:20 am

    Poor Cap’n Lou. He should have stayed away from the phone lines and go into kid’s shows.

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