Azalea Park, FL – WWE has announced a late addition to their most recent class of training recruits, Sheamus Machine. The masked wrestler from “The Orient” joins fellow newcomers Aaliyah Gutierrez, Jackson Goonrey, Cara Brown, and more.
Several WWE and NXT officials are very high up on the 6’3 wrestler. Sporting a pale physique and a red beard poking through his mask, and a “traditional Japanese walking stick”, Sheamus Machine has left a strong impression on the company so far.
“He’s doing really great in the ring for a rookie,” commented NXT head Shawn Michaels. “He already knows where do look for the hard cam. Really good at running the ropes. I even saw him throwing a Brogue Kick.”
While the training program still has several weeks to go, higher ups in the company are hopeful to have the big man debut on Evolve soon.
Despite the language barrier, the mysterious Superstar has managed to already coin a new catchphrase: “Arrigato, fella!”