Kalamazoo, MI – Diehard wrestling fan Arvid Malholtra achieved the impossible this weekend by visiting a wrestling news website and did not damage his computer.
“Well, it was a busy week for me and I had missed Raw and Dynamite so I wanted to catch up,” explained Malholtra. “I was kind of tired and not thinking straight. Against my better judgement, I Googled ‘Wrestling News’ and clicked on the first link that popped up.”
After clicking a link leading to ProWrestlingGrappzNews.Biz, the wrestling afficionado realized his mistake.
“I couldn’t believe it. My laptop was working perfectly,” said an amazed Malholtra. “Despite numerous adds flashing on both sides of the screen, a pop-up blocker failing, and my fan working overtime, everything stayed on and worked perfectly.”
It is the first documented case of a person not crashing or completely destroying their computer after visiting a questionable website.
“I ran my anti-virus software three times and it always came up clean,” Malholtra said proudly. “Unfortunately, it was a pretty slow week so I didn’t really get anything out of it. Still, it was nice not to accidentally brick my laptop.”
After posting about the miracle on Reddit, several fans tried visited other questionable news sites and immediately destroyed their family computers, work laptops, and phones.