Goldberg demolishes a 14 foot tall giant like a total geek!

Behold our Squash of the Week!

With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

It’s such good Headlies, pal!

It’s 1993.  It’s the WWF.

So let’s hand out some crappy awards!

NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at!


Another new column at!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

Strut on over to Headlies for an exciting investment opportunity!

Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

Walk on over to Headlies to read all about it.

Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

Strut your stuff to Headlies!

They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

Shhhhhhhhh! Read this induction.

It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

Check out his all-new look in an all-new Headlie!

Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s nWo Boat

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Currently up for sale is Hulk Hogan’s nWo boat – at only $99,000 it’s a bargain at half the price!  It has shots of all his fantastic films airbrushed all over it!   Buy it now (by clicking rightchere!) before Conrad does!  ...
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Squash of the Week: Goldberg vs. Reese

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WCW, 1998 If you weren’t around for the rise of Bill Goldberg back in the late 90’s, you really missed out.  Dude was a massive star and got over in the simplest manner possible – he just went in and beat the ever loving crap out of everyone in his path. Goldberg squashes were always fun, and one of his Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Firefly Funhouse Puppet Let Go

4 Submitted by on Mon, 08 August 2022, 08:00
(Thanks to Ralph Archuletta for the suggestion!) Stamford, CT – After a successful Summer Slam, head of creative Triple H began to shape WWE to his liking. His first change involved the firing of Vince McMahon’s Firefly Funhouse puppet. Once a staple of Monday Night Raw, the McMahon marionette has not appeared on television since the firing of Bray Wyatt. Continue Reading...
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Art’s Raw Review #205 – April 14th, 1997

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Note from Art: Way back in 2012, before I’d written word one on WrestleCrap, I started a blog called How Much Does This Guy Weigh? where, among other things, I reviewed every episode of Monday Night Raw from the beginning. It’s been nearly six years, but I’m happy to say that the reviews are back and will appear right here Continue Reading...
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The Return of RD’s Mailbag!

0 Submitted by on Sat, 06 August 2022, 09:00
As part of the revamped WrestleCrap site, we’ve decided to pull something out of the mothballs…namely, RD’s Mailbag! Look, we even brought back the hideous rainbow vision graphic we used 20 years ago! So yeah, submit those questions rightchere and I’ll do my best to answer them.  If we get like zero questions, we’ll probably fill this slot with something Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: 1993 Dubious and Distinctive Achievement Awards – From the Pages Of The World Wrestling Magazine…

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WWF Magazine, January 1994 It may make a lot of folks angry, but I have a confession to make: I always kinda despised the official WWF Magazine.  I guess that isn’t a big shock, as I grew up on the likes of the Apter mags, Pro Wrestling Illustrated, The Wrestler, Inside Wrestling.  As a fan during the late 80’s, this was where Continue Reading...
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Squash of the Week: Skyscrapers vs. the Ding Dongs

21 Submitted by on Wed, 03 August 2022, 09:00
NWA, 1989 Welcome to yet another new column here at, the Squash of the Week!   As many of you know, the late, great Blade Braxton used to do a column called Jobber of the Week where he’d glorify those who glorified others, namely the enhancement talent of the days of yore.  I wanted to do something to honor Blade Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair Immediately Unretires After Being Paid In Global Force Gold

0 Submitted by on Mon, 01 August 2022, 08:00
  Nashville, TN – Ric Flair shocked the sports world this past Sunday by unretiring after his final match at Starrcast. Despite going out on a high note after teaming with his son-in-law Andrade El Idolo against Jeff Jarrett and Jay Lethal, Flair has vowed to continue. While some thought the lure of the ring would be the cause, Flair Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Squat Team – Two Unusually-Constructed Individuals with Attitudes

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WWF 1996, 1997 Throughout the nineties, Manuel and Victor Santiago traveled the world as the Headhunters, touring the US, Mexico, and Japan as a duo of physical oddities. Standing under six feet tall but each weighing in the mid-300 pound range, the pair made a name for themselves by physically squashing opponents with moonsaults. Truth be told, probably only one Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Spends First Day Of Retirement Wandering Around A Mall

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Stamford, CT – The now-former CEO of WWE Vince McMahon spent his first day of retirement walking around his local mall. At almost 77 years old, McMahon joined other seniors this past Saturday power-walking around Stamford Town Center. “Got to stay active,” McMahon told himself as he stepped out of his stretch limo. “Keep my mind sharp and my body Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rick Martel Challenges Max Dupri To A Walk-Off

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 July 2022, 08:00
Orlando, FL – The wrestling and fashion world were ignited with excitement this past week when legendary wrestler Rick “The Model” Martel challenged Max Dupri to a walk-off. In recent weeks, Dupri has taken over Smackdown to show off his clients from Maximum Male Models. Clients Mace and Mansoor have strutted their stuff down the runway to the delight of Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Librarians – This gimmick was shhh…

21 Submitted by on Thu, 14 July 2022, 20:00
AEW, 2019-2020 A common complaint about AEW’s early days is that it relied too much on Being the Elite for its storytelling. Fans who didn’t watch the Youtube vlog of Cody, The Bucks, et. al. were often left wondering: What does that joke mean? Or, How do these guys know each other? Or, most importantly: Why the hell are these Continue Reading...
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Headlies: New-Look MJF Spotted In The Rafters At Dynamite

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Rochester, NY – All Elite Wrestling star MJF was recently seen hanging out in the rafters of the Blue Cross Arena this past week at Dynamite. The unexpected appearance and startling new look has sent wrestling world into a frenzy. Although he has not been seen on AEW television since his foul-mouthed promo directed towards Tony Khan, eagle-eyed fans were Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Seth Rollins’s Fireworks Suit Goes Off With A Bang

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San Diego, CA – WWE celebrated America’s Independence Day in spectacular fashion when Seth Rollins wore a suit made entirely of fireworks. Rollins, known for his outlandish suits, went all out for the July 4th edition of Monday Night Raw. WWE’s most obnoxious Superstar was a regular Yankee Doodle Dandy at Raw. Rollins forced his misplaced patriotic fervor on all Continue Reading...
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Induction: Willie Whopper in “Rasslin’ Round” – Plus, Wacky the horny caveman!

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1934, Animated Short For nearly as long as cartoon characters have existed, animators have been sticking them in the wrestling ring. Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, and Woody Woodpecker all found success in the squared circle, but so did some obscure characters lost to time. Characters like Willie Whopper, who appeared in 14 shorts by MGM. Each episode revolved around Willie, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shaq Returns Through The Forbidden Door

0 Submitted by on Mon, 27 June 2022, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Professional basketball star and former AEW participant Shaquille O’Neal made his surprise return last night when he walked through the literal Forbidden Door. O’Neal last appeared on AEW television in 2021 in a match against Cody Rhodes. The former AEW wrestler dove into the Hall Of Famer, sending both through a table. The star of Shazam was Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Absolutely Nothing Happened This Week

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New York, NY – For the first time in recent memory, nothing of interest happened in the world of professional wrestling. Despite multiple live shows in various promotions, it was just a boring week.  Amazingly, the past seven days were totally unremarkable. No Superstars were unceremoniously released. There were no rumors of unhappy wrestlers threatening to jump to another company. Continue Reading...
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